The show must go on

Slytherin. ISFJ. Just give me my coffee.

[haelem]

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[teacherofthethoughtfullest]

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[selinakylebat]

[allsonargent]

Galavant + songs [2/?]

[spreadyourwinds]

Tbh i think that Yann gets mad not because Lucas is gay but because he hasn’t be the first to know it. Like he is his best friend and also the last of knowing it. I mean, in the clip you can actually see that Yann ask about who knows about Lucas being gay and he gets mad just after that, not after Lucas coming out. Yann still a dick because this is not about him, but idk.

[macperalta]

Merry Christmas from the 99 to you🎅🏻🎄💕

[micdotcom]

when you break a world record, but a man comes in second (x)

[humanpersonface]

And it’s worth note that Ledecky didn’t just win the 800 freestyle- she obliterated it:

Thats her. And those specks in the distance are her competitors. The second place swimmer was 11 SECONDS behind her. 11 seconds is FOREVER in something like this. Most second place swimmers in most races finish fractions of a second behind the first place swimmer.

Her finishing with none of her competitors in sight. And that yellow line is the previous world record’s pace. Ledecky is more than a full body length ahead.

Which, btw, she did in the 400m freestyle earlier in the games. Seen here:

(The previous world record in this race was held by her, to begin with, btw. As well as the 3 world record times preceding that one.)

So to sum it up: Yeah, Phelps is one of the most decorated Olympic swimmers ever etc etc but him getting silver means jack in the face of the actual-human-avatar-of-Poseidon that is Katie Ledecky. 

[rosebramblewolf]

11 (ELEVEN) SECONDS FUCK THE WHAT THIS IS NOT GETTING ENOUGH COVERAGE. i should have had that information before now

[mingrose]

#we’re all dead aren’t we

[memeguy-com]

years later House is still as relevant as he ever was

[doyouthinkaboutme]

I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

[appropriately-inappropriate]

And I swam and didn’t drown.

Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity.

That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it.

The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes.

Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.

[skafuller-deactivated20180122]

Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?

[meridithv]

Another reason I don’t think people consider: I had three doses (one more than usual) of the measles/mumps/rubella vaccine. But after getting strep throat in southwest France in 2009 (where it was apparently fashionable not to vaccinate kids for a while, and where there had been a sudden measles outbreak) I got the measles. AND IT SUCKED.

It wasn’t because the vaccine didn’t work. It was because my immune system was weaker than usual. Everyone’s immune system has to deal with strep or colds sometime, so not vaccinating your offspring seriously does put everyone around you at risk––even if they made a smarter decision than you.

[cloudcuckoolander527]

VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS 2015 

[gaygay--astronaut]

It’s almost 2019 and this is still relevant

[sepulchritude]

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

[starkeaton]

the mimes are doing What

[nztsume]

Are they… you know… *mimes beating the shit out of someone with a juggling club* a Capricorn?

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[ha-dvash]

this is the most innocent yak i have ever seen. this lifted my spirits a little.

[eebabs]

One time my brother tried to yank away my “towel hat”, and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain.

“I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!” he cried.

Boys.

[berrykoolaid-blog]

WAIT YOURE HAIR IS IN THE TWISTY PART?!

[ramen-rain]

Oh dear

[masmi98-deactivated20250126]

WAIT WAIT SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN ME HOW HAIR GOES IN THERE!

[gridworld]

[yeeitsanna-deactivated20141225]

i reblog this every single time

[allislian-grey-deactivated20171]

I do think it’s blood orange.

[tomhiddleeston]

I asked my mum and dad to do the thing and this is what happened. 

[incorrecthogwarts-blog]

Hufflepuff: [sneezes]

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff: Aren’t you gonna say ‘bless you’?

Slytherin: I’m right next to you, so clearly, you’ve already been blessed [winks]

[divadarcy]

similarities between me and fitzwilliam darcy

can’t make small talk

uncomfortable talking to people I don’t already know

will stand in corners at parties looking annoyed

hates dancing

hates people

will fight people who hurt people I like

300% better at communicating through written word than talking

basically a socially inept nerd

will stare at crush for uncomfortable amount of time

loves elizabeth bennet

[shitthehousessay]

Ravenclaw: Favorite high school memory?

Slytherin: Leaving.