I know i already posted that Caleb yesterday but i couldn't post Essek without him so here they are together
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I know i already posted that Caleb yesterday but i couldn't post Essek without him so here they are together
To ensure a separation of powers, the U.S. Federal Government is made up of three branches: legislative, executive and judicial.
the mighty nein talking about the tomb takers:
sometimes I remember how Everything about veth must look to people in felderwin, and feel like I’m losing my mind
like imagine you’re some small town nobody who went to high school with this chubby, awkward girl that no one paid attention to except maybe to make fun of her or push her around. The only thing you really remember about her is that she brought her button collection to third grade show and tell and the cool kids bullied her about it for like a month. Smart, real quiet, but just an all around weird girl. Married her nerdy AV club boyfriend and had a kid right of of high school, but you’re small town folk, and that’s what you do, so w/e
a few years later, you find out she was murdered. Sad, definitely shocking, but at the end of the day you didn’t really know her all that well. You give your condolences to her parents, maybe bring over a casserole to her grieving widower, but you and the town collectively move on. The most you hear about the brenattos for the next year is that yeza snagged some big time government contract, which is a little weird for a small town chemist, but hey maybe there was something to veth’s nerdy AV club boyfriend after all.
then out of nowhere, the Russians™ airdrop into your podunk little town, torch some buildings, kidnap yeza brenatto of all people, and peace out. Easily the wildest thing that’s ever happened in this shithole, cause what the fuck. What the fuck was yeza working on?
then a couple of weeks later, dead-for-a-year, button collecting, squirrely little professional doormat veth brenatto shows up, not only alive, but with SEAL team fucking 6 at her side and an AK-47 strapped to her back. What the fuck. Every single one of them looks like they could kill you in 10 different ways, and you can tell at a glance that veth has seen some shit. What the fuck. Her and her hypercompetent looking friends announce they’re chasing after the Russians on foot and leave. What the fuck.
you never see veth or her friends again, but last you heard she’s doing black ops wet work for either the government or the russians. Depends on who you ask. She might or might not have helped broker peace between them. Also old edith wrote and the brenattos are living in Sicily and are millionaires now
what the fuck
[ID: Artwork of The Mighty Nein standing battle ready in a desolate, snowy expanse. Their individual appearances are described below. In the background rises a mountain range. The sky above them is dark and heavily clouded. Whorls in the clouds resemble eyes, with a glowing red star in each eye. There are nine eyes in total. /end ID]
[ID: Artwork of Fjord in his winter outfit. He is a half orc with bright green skin, yellow eyes and a full black beard. Small tusks protrude from his mouth. He’s wearing a forest green coat with wave-like monochrome embroidery on the lapels and a fur piece over one shoulder. Beneath the coat, he’s wearing the upper chest of his leather armor over a forest green vest with silver buttons and trimmed with fur, forest green trousers and leather greaves. He’s also wearing a dark green tricorn hat and fingerless brown leather gloves. He’s holding the Star Razor, a longsword engraved with glowing runes along the blade. /end ID]
[ID: Artwork of Beauregard in her winter outfit. She is a human with light-to-medium golden brown skin, dark brown hair and blue eyes. Her hair has an undercut with a long top, drawn into a top knot with a trailing braid. She’s wearing loose, flowing clothes in dark grey, with wide-legged pants and a long capelet. Her rippling abs are bared. The sash tied around her waist is matching grey that melds into cobalt blue, with a dark blue embroidery of brocade-style swirls that stylishly resemble a cock and balls releasing droplets. Lightning energy is crackling from her Maelstrom Gloves, her Goggles of Revealing are hooked at her waist, and she’s wearing her Headband of Intellect. She’s posed dynamically with her bo staff extended behind her. /end ID]
[ID: Artwork of Caleb in his winter outfit. He’s a human with pale skin, blue eyes, long ginger hair and a short beard. He’s wearing a long brown coat with woolen lapels over a quilted brown jerkin and tan pants. A very long scarf in stripes of grey with long tassels is looped around his neck. He’s standing with his arms tensed at his sides, his right arm covered in fiery energy in red and yellow, his left wrapped in purple spirals of magic. /end ID]
[ID: Artwork of Veth in her winter outfit. She’s a chubby halfling with medium brown skin, long dark hair in twintail braids, and brown eyes highlighted by turquoise tattoos in a swirling pattern. She’s wearing a lavender Lolita coat with white fur trim and embroidered flowers in shades of purple and white around the hems. She has brown gloves and tall leather boots, and wears a pair of white fluffy ear muffs with an impressive pair of brown antlers affixed to them. There’s a brown leather belt around her waist with a potion bottle and a satchel attached to it. /end ID]
[ID: Artwork of Jester in her winter outfit. She’s a blue tiefling with dark blue hair, purple eyes and black horns with silver caps. She’s wearing a long white coat with ornate embroidery of flowers in pink, blue and green all along the edges, and the sleeves are exceptionally long bell sleeves. Beneath that, she’s wearing a pale blue shift over grey fair isle leggings. Her boots are pink leather with white fur trim and white pompons, and her gloves match. Her left hand is extended, a crackle of purple energy emanating from her index finger and leaving shapes reminiscent of her doodles. There is a very bedraggled scarlet weasel wearing a tiny green ribbon poking up from her collar. /end ID]
[ID: Artwork of Caduceus in his winter outfit. He’s a Firbolg with grey-furred skin, a flat nose, purple eyes, bright pink hair cut into a long bob and a matching pink beard. He wears a fur-lined blue cloak with red embellishments, fastened at one shoulder with a cloak pin in the shape of the symbol of the Wildmother. Beneath that, he wears a sapphire blue chest plate over a green coat with gauzy tails reminiscent of dragonfly wings, a burgundy sash, and green pants. His boots and gloves are navy blue with burgundy lining, and he holds a staff embedded with lots of small pink crystal points with a large purple crystal at the tip. A round shield is attached to his forearm. /end ID]
[ID: Artwork of Yasha in her winter clothes. She’s an assimar with white skin, long white hair and heterochromatic eyes of purple and teal. She’s dressed in all black with silver highlights, and has many tiny charms shaped like swords dangling from her sleeves and belt. Her coat and pants looked to be made of leather, and there’s open laces along her outer thigh, revealing pale skin beneath up to her waist. She’s wearing a black ushanka. An enormous pair of white wings sprout from her back, and she’s posed as if making a gentle landing from flight. /end ID]
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this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?
it's beautiful. it's hideous. it's everything.
we won’t let him be like those stuffy wizards
literally who had this on their bingo card
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I finally got around to finishing this!
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