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Ollie | they/them

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Elias is not evil - a magnus archives animatic

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[thoodleoo]

latin fact #1: the letter v in latin is pronounced like the letter w in english. as such, the latin word for hello, salve, would be pronounced sal-weh

latin fact #2: there’s a quote from vergil’s aeneid, one of the most famous works of latin literature, that includes the phrase nunc morere, which is basically the latin way of saying “then perish”

latin fact #3: thanks to latin pronunciation rules, you could totally make a hewwo mr obama meme in latin using a quote from one of the most influential poems of the ancient world

[thoodleoo]

look if i’m gonna be cursed with this knowledge i’m gonna curse y’all with it too

[honeycomb-mainframes-and-dsis]

s-salve quod aliquis??

Obama: *caverna  lente implet cum aqua*

s-salve obsecro aliquis auxilium mihi s-salve!!!

Obama: *potes sentire superficiem vix tactus apud te*

n-nonnonnon salve!! salve! auxilium mihi!!

Obama: Deus rreliqua vostrum anima 

salve! mulier quid faciens haec salve!! auxilium mihi obsecro

Obama: 

M-mr Obama quī vos salve! obsecro mihi obsecro videri in paulum angustiae mr Obama salve s-salve

Obama:

@(oxo)@

obsecro mr Obama obsecro salvare mihi facere non velle morietur

s-salve mr Obama es etiam ibi

Obama: 

M-mr Obama obsecro submerso s-salve timeo

ero facite aliquis quia vos mr obama obsecro auxilium

Obama: aliquis?

aliquis quia vos mr obama :3

Obama: nunc morere

D:

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[blenheimapricot1999]

the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

flapper dresses

jazz music

sex positivity

women’s rights

renewal of arts & culture

increased immigration & cultural sharing

sequins

eyeliner

things to leave behind

racism & nativism

consumerist culture

white guys writing “the great american novel”

[captainlordauditor]

more things to include

black/jewish solidarity

short hair of all textures

suspenders

beaded & embroidered dresses

subtly homoerotic advertising

masculine women, feminine men

things to leave behind

ineffective prohibition laws

wealth gap

[nonasuch]

also let’s bring back:

egyptian revival jewelry

really high-waisted wide-legged pants

monocles

comfy one-piece bathing suits

the labor movement

yiddish

and leave behind:

robber barons

tuberculosis

anti-semitism

sweatshops

[lovelyassholery-deactivated2023]

I feel so called out yet so understood

[missingteeth]

some cute and unique asks

1. have you ever been in love?

2. what are your favourite colours and why?

3. who was the last person you held hands with?

4. what is your zodiac sign?

5. how many times have you read your favourite book?

6. what are your favourite films?

7. what kind of weather do you like?

8. do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

9. what kind of weather represents who you are as a person?

10. what’s your favourite animal?

11. what is your favourite song right now?

12. what is your favourite song of all time?

13. do you like sunny days or rainy days better?

14. have you ever been heartbroken?

15. what does the perfect kiss feel like?

16. what is your favourite poem?

17. who are you most inspired by?

18. are you spiritual?

19. what is your favourite plant?

20. what is your favourite feeling?

21. what is your favourite word?

22. are you an artist?

23. what is your favourite flower?

24. are you happy?

25. what are you thinking about right now?

26. what emotion do you feel most often?

27. what is your favourite season?

28. are you in a relationship?

29. are you an introvert or extrovert?

30. do you prefer the moon or the stars?

31. what is your favourite scent?

32. where do you feel most at home?

33. what scares you the most?

34. do you believe in soulmates?

35. what is your favourite thing about yourself?

36. what is the nicest compliment you’ve received?

37. who is your favourite music artist?

38. what was your first kiss like?

39. are you a sensitive person?

40. when was the last time you cried?

41. do you believe that love can last forever?

42. what do you think happens to us when we die?

43. have you ever broken someone’s heart?

44. what do you think about when you can’t fall asleep at night?

45. do you believe in aliens?

46. what is the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

47. do you find it hard to trust?

48. are you secretive?

49. what colour are your eyes?

50. do you have a nickname?

[buzzkillbyrne]

you weren’t born gay lmao you chose to listen to work song by hozier

[astrodidact]

[valtsv]

ratatouille went so hard and it didn’t even have to

[valtsv]

this is a kid’s movie about a rat who wants to be a chef and i feel like i’ve just been flayed bald

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

Never forget this iconic speech

[slopaganda]

fun activity: lesbians, describe your theoretical taste in men

[slopaganda]

i see everybody’s got their third eye open today 

[slopaganda]

ok so you’re all just talking about thor

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

If y'all like fat dudes y'all gotta speak up

Shit how we supposed to know? We get told we’re unattractive too

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

If you are just liking this and not reblogging, you are part of the problem

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for paving the way to bi/lesbian/trans solidarity

[goodbirb]

Don’t forget bi and pan rights !

[krowbby]

this reply is so funny to me. sorry straights™, barbie is part of the GCU (gay cinematic universe) now

[bruisedbutterflies]

remember when they made ken gay in toy story? like…. it’s always been a part of the GCU

[sandandglass]

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

[lukcskywalkcrs]

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

[rinokami]

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

[sagihairius]

bruh the only time a man should have an abortion opinion is if he’s pregnant

[sagihairius]

[transmedfrog]

Actual trans men don’t get pregnant lmao

[maxvantisio]

Some can. Either they aren’t on T yer or they managed to get pregnant while on T. It can still happen but it’s very rare

[tofu-pofu]

“wah, but why aren’t they on t and having sex? how Dare they even Look at their genitals without weeping?”

rape

no lower dysphoria

they enjoy it??????

none of your business???? like jesus christ

[pouchrat-deactivated20190708]

[ID: screencap of John Mulaney with the caption edited to say, “transphobes if you even fucking look at this post  I will stomp you to death with my hooves.” End ID.]

[pouchrat-deactivated20190708]

Also

You don’t need to go on testosterone to be a Real Trans Man

Believing REALLY HARD in your masculinity won’t make you not get pregnant, oh my god

Spreading the idea that you can’t get pregnant on T is really fucking dangerous and will lead to someone with a uterus going and getting themselves pregnant because they didn’t know that was possible

Transmedicalism is rooted in transphobia

[kayke-k]

A whole bag of yikes here. Jeeze. First of all the OP is worded weirdly so, yuck. Then there’s incorrect information abound:

Trans and nbi people can get pregnant if they have a uterus

Artificial insemination is a thing, AND

How trans people have or don’t have sex is none of your business

People that are on T who are planning on having a family usually stop taking T a few months before trying to concieve to ensure the fetus develop properly

Taking T while pregnant can cause fetal abnormalities so always use prevention if you are taking T and always take a pregnancy test if something doesn’t feel right (don’t let doctors tell you that muscle spasms in your abdomen is a side effect of t, just take a pregnancy test!)

Sometimes people will just harvest eggs and save them or implant them in their partner (or a surrogate)

Many, many trans people will put aside the discomfort of dysphoria for a few months of their lives because they really want to have children of their own.

Not everyone who is trans is on HRT

Not all trans people experience being trans the same way

Transmeds grow up challenge

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[m00nlady]

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000