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Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

llama2237

What... What movie is this.

heycallmered

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

marmoset-marmoset

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

crap-userrname16

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Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

#i dont crochet #but I need this

virtualgirladvance

idontevenhaveone

... the worst bit is I know several people this could be, especially given the 'in Australia' clarification

derinthescarletpescatarian

If you know them then there's a chance I might know some of them and that thought will keep me up at night.

antikate

This wasn’t the guy who we all know who used to spray his jeans with Mortein and then light himself on fire, was it?

harlemshakemp3

He used to sit at the back of the bus, cup his hand, spray deodorant into it, then open it and light it on fire with a lighter in one fell swoop to try and impress girls.

He had to stop because the bus company begged our school to tell him to stop bc of legal liability. His hands never actually got damaged after doing it for about a year.

harlemshakemp3

I reached out to my old friend in question here, because I've been thinking about him all day.

I do not know what "the amulet" is. I have no idea what "the amulet" is referring to.

harlemshakemp3

I instantly remembered when he said that.

While we were all at the local park doing legal things that teenagers would do back in the late 2000s, my friend here found a rock at our old smoke spot that was unusually smooth and flat. He liked it so much that he took it to the woodwork classrooms at school, drilled a hole in it, and hung it on a necklace.

When we asked why he weanwearing this dinky-ass pebble on his neck, he claimed it prevented him from ever getting food-related illnesses: wouldn't get food poisoning, couldn't over-eat, was able to ingest anything (prior to him finding The Amulet, a few of us used to play a game called "Devil's Piss" where we would take turns shoving random food bits into a bottle of coke, and the first person to take a sip would get two dollars from the other players).

When we all asked him for the proof that this rock is magical—because nobody believed him, obviously—he said to meet him behind the History block at lunch, where he said he would drink two litres (or half a gallon) of milk in one go and not puke.

We met him there, and about ten of us all watched him down a whole bottle of strawberry milk in two or three breaths.

He didn't puke.

He jumped up and down and punched his stomach to prove it.

He still didn't puke.

I'm so glad I'm alive.

themythicalcodfish

this is why you go outside, something like this could never be scripted

the-haiku-bot

this is why you go

outside, something like this could

never be scripted

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

captaincrusher

aerialsquid

I laugh every fucking time because I hear it in his voice.

pride-knightess

Gang are there any language learning apps or websites that don't use AI?

pride-knightess

Gang im gonna make a big post with a list of language learning apps. Keep up the excellent comments, share this around!

pride-knightess

Remember an easy way to check if your suggestion uses AI is literally just to search '[App name] AI'.

Companies are usually proud of their usage of AI for some reason, which can be helpful when they tell on themselves.

pride-knightess

If you say stuff like this on this post i get to throw you into some sort of pit.

Generative AI and LLMs are not the same kind of AI that bot Ryu was using in the 80s to know when to Hadouken, dummy.

warcrimesimulator

hybbart

Moose faun time

prof-grace-aspen

Rent-lowering gunshots:

QUEER IS NOT A SLUR

We reclaimed it way back in the 1980's. It is the accepted term used in academia, in colleges and universities ALL OVER THE PLACE.

I can't believe we have to have this discussion AGAIN. During PRIDE month.

mens-rights-activia

me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year

2016:

mens-rights-activia

2020:

mens-rights-activia

2026:

notgreatbob

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

callmezeemonic

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

castaras

prev tags correct

homunculus-argument

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.