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Allison - She/Her - Bisexual - 29yr old - ART COMMISSIONS OPEN - classically trained singer - Nov 26 - “god’s strongest fujoshi warrior” (thanks Mar 😂)

[faeratil]

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All pieces are done on paper with colored pencil, charcoal, chalk pastel, greyscale markers, or a mix of different mediums.

[brittany]

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

[aniseandspearmint]

Price doubles if you want me to pretend I’m swayed by your opinion.

[nyxserpent]

Another $4,500 if you want my pretending to be swayed to be convincing instead of half-assed

Also this is a monthly payment

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so the synopsis of The Ring is: you will die 7 days after watching this videotape. my question is does that apply to rewatching the tape. let's say I watch the tape, wait 6 days, and watch it again. does the timer reset to 7 days? can I do this indefinitely? can I become functionally immortal by watching the evil videotape on a weekly basis?

[shy-magpie]

I require the film where someone decides this means they are functionally immortal for 6 days after watching the tape so seeks it out before going on a series of utterly batshit suicide missions. The tape keeps trying to do creepy crap around them and they're just like "I have 3 days 12 hours left to do this prison break so you're not even on my top 10 concerns, either distract this guard for me or go do something about that hair while you're waiting"

The ghost is so baffled and has no idea how to explain that's not how any of this works that it does save them a couple times while trying to get this across, thus convincing them the theory has been validated

[userautumn]

devastating when good characters are put into a stupid show. you were born to fly but that evil hag of a showrunner clipped your golden wings. be free on ao3, my little dove. be free

[faeratil]

In today’s D&D adventure, my warlock was thrown by one of the party’s barbarians through a hole in a door as a way to soften up whoever was waiting on the other side with my charisma.

We also created a sentient ivy creature only to find out that it hungers for flesh as fertilizer as a treat even though it has all the nourishment it needs in the soil and water around it.

I also wish I had the skill to draw my party entering the ruins we were sent to because it was a very beautiful and moving scene.

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[kaylmao]

i truly do think that most people if confronted with it and pressed on it would agree. but it's comfortable to gain privileges from someone else's suffering, especially if you don't have to see that suffering directly.

[faeratil]

I’ve been watching videos about forbidden and haunted sites around the world, and I think so many of them would be AMAZING as settings or origin points of vengeful spirits in a story (ie a spirit from Aokigahara shows up anywhere there’s a suicide epidemic and is only put to rest when someone ventures into the forest to leave an offering knowing that they might not make it back out; Pele haunts a cyclist who can’t offer her a ride due to the fact that they’re on a bicycle; the elevator game but the pattern is accidental because the mc’s child presses the buttons to see the lights; etc).

But I think that even if I did write short stories or little snippets I wouldn’t share them simply because I don’t know what would be considered offensive or inappropriate to the cultures where each legend originates. A lot of the places are sacred and I don’t want to overstep even if the settings are very intriguing. I know lots of movies and stories and tv shows have been created around legends before, but it still feels like I would need permission before I even started to write something.

If that makes sense at all.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[triplehamburgerjack]

Their other brand is EARTHBOUND ORGANICS!!!

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[kangsyeosang]

DAAAARLINGGGG GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAAAAILLLLLL

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[mephostophilis]

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

[mephostophilis]

[major-trouble]

There are now 10 named candidates in this riding, including Rob Pownall, who is an anti-fox hunting independent and also usually dresses up as a fox in protests.

Edit: forgot to mention that Luke Worley, also standing as an independent, is the only one of the candidates actually from Clacton.

[inthefallofasparrow]

The guy who dresses up as a fox has now withdrawn his nomination, condemning the by-election as a farce.

[inthefallofasparrow]

There are 34 candidates in the final list for this by-election, including:

Count Binface

Three members of the Monster Raving Looney Party: Howling Laud Hope, Nick the Incredible Flying Brick, and Baron Von Thunderclap

The Reform Party

The Reclaim Party

The Rejoin EU Party

The Forward Party

The Consensus Party

The Social Democratic Party

The British Democratic Party

Freedom Alliance

UK Voice

Everyone is God Party

and 20 independents, notably including: 'Joseph 77' and 'Woke Trump Carrzee'

Ultimately choosing not to stand are:

All the actual major parties (apart from Reform UK)

Restore Britain

The Climate Party

Piers Corbin, climate change denier, anti-vaxxer, conspiracy theorist, and brother to former UK Labour leader, Jeremy Corbin

Television personalities, Luke Worley and Ollie Granger

Robert Pownall (the fox guy)

Lord Buckethead

Mr Fishfinger

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.

My favorite part is the sink.

Details of a recipe book.

All the details in tiny glass beads.

Love the pie in the oven.

Love this so much.

No wonder it took 5 yrs.

https://whitney.org/collection/works/34855?

[moonstoneandmoonlight]

[makesoneteam]

ateez fanmeeting day one moodboard

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

haven't kept up w/ pokemon but i'm assuming there's a whale type that uses its blowhole to shoot a beam attack of some type, yes? surely?

[kiriekonamistan]

Wailord and yes, though I don't remember the name of the attack since I don't use Wailord very often. 'Water Sport' isn't an attack, but I think it counts?

I think the attack I'm trying to remember is called 'Water Spout', and the reason I couldn't remember it is because it's so visually similar to the name 'Water Sport'.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

losing my goddamn mind over "Water Sport the pokemon attack"

[d-f-phantom]

[avese23]

“Not affected by snatch”

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking