cause i'm not square

erin, libra, 28

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[genderoutlaws]

am i valid if i impulse buy this empty package on ebay its only 23 dollars

[transbian-stoner]

Imagine you're having an asthma attack and someone hands you a ciggy

[weirdlandtv]

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[hunybody]

i think it’s time we get serious about using this website as a dating app there’s enough mutuals who live near me that it really could happen i think. What if we all just got coffee

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[saltedume]

[weepingchoir]

Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

[weepingchoir]

Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head. You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[evildevil42]

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hollywood really could have that category

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you’re best friends

[larval-tear]

🟨

anerican choese

[thedickcavettshow]

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.