SHOWTIME ! !

bitsy mouse! drummer! the one an only!!! (mobile nav)

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Perhaps I should be cringe once more sometime

[hhuhh]

it is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink

[pizzaplexnews]

Stop trauma dumping to the animatronics and please seek therapy. Thank you.

[integirls]

if a robot girl feels comfortable around you she turns off her noise dampeners and you can hear a 60Hz hum that sounds like purring

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Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

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a kid braided an beaded my hair today!!! i even got to go up on stage with my hair like that!

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vampiricvittles​:

That makes sense.

What happens if you try to swear yourself?

i can’t! if i tried my voice box or fingers would just kinda...... lock up!!

plus i couldn’t do that...... what if one of my fans saw that??? i dunno what i’d do with myself....

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vampiricvittles​:

Bitsy! Apologies, Bitsy. I am Alli.

You can’t handle the profanity? Is it something to do with your AI?

nice to meetcha more formally alli!!

i mean.... i can HANDLE profanity! the staff an even some of my friends do it after hours all the time but that was obviously tryin to goad me to be rude!!

an yeah we’ve got this kinda protocol that forces us to avoid swears an other iffy language. or censor it. so any kiddos aren’t exposed

[vampiricvittles]

Poor squeakers...

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it’s bitsy!! bitsy mouse! or bitty if you prefer!

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rude!!!! >:B

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ok who’s chops am i gonna have to bust here??? cuz i’ll bite!!!!

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I SAID WATCH THE LANGUAGE BUD!!!!!

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language!!!!!!!!

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Keep forgetting that Bitsy legally cannot even touch posts with uncensored profanity in them as part of her bit I hate it here

[swarnpert]

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

[amazoogle]

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

[kindlygoblin]