I look at pizza the same way dragons look at cows

Hi, I'm Squid. 25, straight, loves magic, metal, and other wonderful nerd stuff. dog up there is boomer. he's dumb as shit but I love him.

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[escuerzoresucitado]

[squedee]

Ok, I'm not used to posting for any journalistic venting or anything, but here goes.

I'm sick of this.

After a dead relationship of 6.5 years where I thought I'd be better off just coping cuz anything else was just going to be worse, I met someone who I felt was like me in all my stupidest tendencies, wanting to do anything to help others but also feeling like they shouldn't belong, and I wanted so much for them. And after everything between us, her illness, the ex she thought got killed, talking about her home life and just wanting a friend in this liminal, stagnant Abyss I call a job, and she's gone cuz of a guy she dated for 2 months cuz she was scared, and she doesn't work here anymore cuz she couldn't maintain everything between her lazy ass mom, landslide jackass of a step-dad, her Persistent medical condition, and I'm sitting her missing her like a fucking fool. She's not coming back, so why am I still thinking about her. Didn't even want this, I just wanted a friend and fucked it all up. Bullshit.

[queerancerack]

The reason Zagreus is the perfect protagonist is because he is simultaneously deeply respectful and an absolute shithead and I think that's what every developer should aim for

[feitanswife]

Zagreus to anyone he’s never met: o-oh hello sir! My name is Zagreus! I do hope we can become good friends! 💜💕✨☀️😃

Zagreus to his dad: are you sure you don’t need glasses you fucking fossil? Or is your ridiculous hair blocking your eyesight? Get up to the front door so I can beat your face in again I wanna give mom this cool rock I found

[unico2]

regular day in elysium

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[haiderabd51]

[catchymemes]

[suffergirl3point0]

Oh yeah man get it nice mo- JACK BLACK?!?!

[indoorvoices]

Y'all know for a FACT that Jack Black eats pussy like a god

[whereisthebigstabbyman]

The Holy Trinity

[literallymechanical]

So you know those mutant strains of radiotrophic fungus they discovered in Chernobyl?  The ones that feed on gamma radiation?  Those fungi, the radiation-eating fungi?  From Chernobyl?  They brought some on board the International Space Station and took some measurements.  Here is the paper, titled:

A Self-Replicating Radiation-Shield for Human Deep-Space Exploration: Radiotrophic Fungi can Attenuate Ionizing Radiation aboard the International Space Station

Space is full of high-energy radiation, and radiation shielding is a big engineering challenge for Martian habitats and deep-space missions.  What they figured out is that an 8-inch thick layer of mutant Chernobyl radiation-eating fungus in the walls of the spacecraft or habitat would serve as a self-replicating, self-sustaining radiation shield for long-haul missions.

This sounds like such a good and normal idea!  Let’s do it!

[transmechanicus]

MUSHROOM SHIELD

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[secondlina]

I saw this tumblr post and HAD to draw it, please accept my humble A:TLA offering.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ikimaru]

honor™

[littjara-mirrorlake]

new headcanon: the chandra who likes decidedly male men is actually still lazav with a flamethrower.

this pride month, may we reaffirm chandra’s queer identity (and plan her and nissa’s wedding) while hoping lazav manages to pick up some hot hunks. congrats on coming out king 😔🙏

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tuesday-model]

“prison is a death sentence for cops”

“police are targeted in jail”

“they’ll never be able to get a job again”