Tsuchinoko Real

I kin George Costanza

[omegaversereloaded]

I should not rewatch jojo as a salaried adult or else im gonna get high and get baby stand tattooed on my forearm

[omegaversereloaded]

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Mega Man X - Sting Chameleon Stage

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there are people in the notes of the teacher crush poll just casually confessing to some of the most psychologically fascinating shit imaginable like it's completely normal to say. got somebody in there saying they never had a crush on a teacher because they automatically hate literally any woman old enough to be their mother. hello.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and then you have this person casually dropping something that the devil himself would not be able to beat out of me

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

me: haha did you guys ever have a crush on a teacher

the denizens of tumblr's abyssopelagic zone: I am about to say something that will make the corpse of Sigmund Freud get up and start krumping

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#what the fuck does krumping mean#i gotta look that up#i looked it up. what. what point are you trying to make with that

so glad you asked, the point I'm trying to make is that if he could hear this shit Sigmund Freud would get out of his grave and start krumping

[bunnygirlskull]

Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

[bichromia]

[geosaurusrex-deactivated2015070]

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[xxspronkus420xx]

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

[alien-alienn-deactivated2024031]

racism origin story

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[hamletthedane]

Further context: I am now a practicing attorney.

[kaijuno]

[n0seferatu]

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

[n0seferatu]

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

[n0seferatu]

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

[moon101]

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

[longhorned]

[compassiontobin]

[sufficientlylargen]

This isn't a "leak", this is just wild speculation. OP just took last year's dates and assumed they'd be the same this year. They're just trying to pretend that they have insider knowledge.

[maretriarch]

(shaking dice in cupped hands) c'mon daddy needs a new pair of money

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

I Wish I Could Become Human Once More So That Jesus Might Absolve Me, Wash The Blood From My Hands, Remove From My Soul That Sin I Sought So Fervently

[suppermariobroth]

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In Delfino Square in Mario Kart DS, Pianta noises are overlaid over the music track when driving by Piantas in the audience. Here is the Pianta noise track, isolated from the music, extracted from the files.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source: KingYoshi93

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[factsnfunnypics]

[ampervadasz]

[girlnephew]

[despazito]