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writing blog @squidwhumps header by @octobaaby

[kittydealer]

u/Sonnylevrai

[scoriarose]

I have questions about this spider.

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[galetops]

this is a foundational text to me i can’t believe it hasn’t even cracked 4k retweets

[dogpuppy]

[ps192]

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

[clottedblog]

[oneheadtoanother]

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[kohiu]

people seem to like it when I post unhinged women so here's a collection as a pick-me-up

[edwardrockbell]

oh my god it’s him

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[nedlittle]

id in alt text

[muttsandmustelidae]

i have nothing against companion mixes but PLEASE don’t call them that 😭😭

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m in london england, seeing things no one has ever seen before

[pangur-and-grim]

ACTUALLY though, I have been observing the england pigeons and I’m ready to make a statement

their ceres (the white part of their beak) are larger than Canadian pigeons. not sure why. also, their bodies are sleeker and longer. this is probably because pigeons back home have to survive -35C winters, so only the hefty round ones survive.

I wonder if the smaller ceres in Canadian pigeons are also a cold adaptation? because it’s an exposed fleshy bit with lots of nerve ending for sensory purposes, so I can see frostbite being a problem. or maybe it’s just that different escaped breeds contributed to the population.

I’m also noticing a colour I haven’t seen back home! VERY dark black (like the left hand pigeon in the photo above). looks like they rolled around in soot. definitely worth the 7 hour plane ride to see these special guys

[pangur-and-grim]

my humble Canadian pigeons for comparison. they look so orb-like. you could go bowling with a Canadian pigeon, and you could play darts with an English pigeon

[pangur-and-grim]

hey now.

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[misspryss]

It’s so much worse/better than I was expecting