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they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

calisverse

Sean Bean as Lord Ned Stark in HBO's Game of Thrones Tom Taylor as Lord Cregan Stark in HBO's House of the Dragon

The Lord of House Stark with their ancestral sword , Ice.

Ice is the ancestral greatsword of House Stark. The two-handed sword is made of Valyrian steel. Ice is a greatsword as wide across as a man's hand and six feet long. The name "Ice" is a legacy from the Age of Heroes and predates the current sword. About four hundred years before King Robert I Baratheon's reign, the Valyrian steel greatsword was spell-forged in Valyria and acquired by House Stark, who named it after that legacy.

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the-big-mood

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

chryza

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

fairycosmos

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

bookish-bimbo

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

ladythedrunken

Welcome back Daeron the Drunken!

cowboysquirrels13

hometoursandotherstuff

unashamedly-enthusiastic

nikkiitalks

Grey Wolf taking a roll call and gretting responses from seemingly the entire forest.

Sound on.

razziecat

Glorious!

scamguy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

magicalmrmephistopheles

couldn’t leave this in the tags

pickledh

i think about this a hundred times a day

beemovieerotica

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

alicewiththreefingers

My favourite Maekar moment is his giggle after Dunk corrects Baelor:

This man arrives pissed the fuck off with very good reason:

He has to attend a 13-year-old's stupid nameday tourney to improve his family's public image. (This man should NOT be working in HR, PR or communications)

Baelor is introduced with titles and lovely adjectives and he is introduced as Baelor's brother, Maekar. (This is generally considered a faux pas in younger sibling culture)

Two of his shithead sons don't arrive at Ashford Meadow with the rest of the happy family. And Maekar knows that it's because Daeron is a coward who cannot fulfill his duties as heir, which is disappointing and embarrasing to Maekar. And he is of course worried about the baby of the family, Egg. (Many parents don't appreciate babysitters that have nicknames like "the drunken")

Enter Ser Dunk the stinky, stupid hedge knight (ily Dunky) who procedes to correct and insult the great and honorable Baelor Targaryen, firstborn son of King Daeron the Good, Prince of Dragonstone, Hand of the King and heir to the Iron Throne. And suddenly it had never been clearer that Maekar indeed is a youngest brother, who in pure amusement will giggle at the expense of his older brother.