Shrug

If Train A leaves the station at 7:45 Am at a rate of 80 mph on a 1608 mile route And Train B leaves the station at 5:40 Am at a rate of 65 mph on a 1439 mile route Which train has the Dankest Memes

[a-space-opera]

[lucyaudley]

This answers and raises questions

[disparatemind]

This is actually incredibly helpful

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[porterr-robinson]

[funoftheday]

You don’t say.

[a-spoon-is-born]

[baochi-art]

Sweet Honey Bee ;;

I feel lost and anxious about everything rn. So as a break my bf inspired me to do some 3D again. Very low poly stuff bc I haven´t touched Maya in a while

[gifsofprocesses]

Pulling apart duct tape causes chemical bonds to break which indirectly gives rise to a faint blue glow in an effect called triboluminescence 

[airframeextender]

how i have not known this my whole life. why didnt anyone go ‘hey check this out’

[garbage-empress]

probably because most people won’t say “hey come into this completely dark room I want to show you something involving duct tape”

[wuf]

get in

[wifibeach]

This is @the-flowerchild​‘s whip

[the-flowerchild]

I wish

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

H&M

Hatsune and Miku

[shoomlah]

MerMay times eight: The Drag Daughters of Triton, JUST under the wire in time for DragCon. I’ll have a table at #D-15 this weekend, see y’all there!

[league-of-extraordinarycomics]

Starfire by Picolo-kun

[muttant-deactivated20190429]

w(^._.^)w

look at this lil bat and his lil wings

[muttant-deactivated20190429]

w(^.‿.^)w

he says thank you for looking

[everydaylouie]

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

[jackthebard]

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

[sourcedumal]

[shuttersmiley]

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

[foxsan-deactivated20140515]

Isaac Asimov.

[sim0nbaz-deactivated20170205]

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

[cryptovalid]

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

[gunthatshootsennui]

Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:

Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.

[deathcomes4u]

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

[velocigrey-deactivated20160825]

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

[geekinlibrariansclothing]

Got that?

[bettieleetwo]

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

[la-knight]

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

[athenadark]

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

[thepsychicclam]

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

[ladynorbert]

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

[fragments-of-sappho]

Women invented language while men were hunting. I mean…

[babyfairy]

god

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

isn’t it crazy how no other computer generated object looks as realistic as the substitute doll from sm4sh

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[vexrexer]

[reallybigsword-deactivated20140]

leg day bro

[disgustinganimals]

you’re an embarrassment to the whole gym

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded