Sexy Nurse

Jason | 37 | He/him

[gallade-x-treme]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE 🗣

[pancakeke]

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

[pancakeke]

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[peelingmandarins]

[the-vegan-muser]

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[ceescedasticity]

"The purpose of a system is what it does" implies fascinating things about my digestive system.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[monarobot]

The good luck post! \o/

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[transcaptainleviathan]

happy pride to my jewtuals and any queer jews this comes across :)

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[dungeon-vault]

[oldpaintings]

Guinevere, c.1910 by William de Leftwich Dodge (American, 1867–1935)

[velvetcloak]

Tension Archive Phantasmagoria SS, 2024

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation