[capricornpropaganda]

There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

[capricornpropaganda]

Was Scooby and the gang ringing up the police?? No bc Fred and Shaggy were dodging the draft

[bunniope]

i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly

[madmonksandmaenads]

"Verily! Your insight is as sharp as your blade! Her words cut through ign.... WAIT IS THAT A FUCKING TESLA?!!!"

[miiilowo]

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

[miiilowo]

i am not a whore but i believe in their beliefs

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

nicee that was ethical af of u

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[dio-without-an-s]

[sourcreammachine]

[dumbassrat]

Divine Intervention

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[what-even-is-thiss]

No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.

[acrylic-user]

I’m assuming you’re talking about the ‘died and came back different’ thing?

[what-even-is-thiss]

No, I’m talking about the mundane horror of existing as a human being.

[zoesupreme]

god if you guys thought the cybertruck exterior being solid steel was unsafe wait til you see the interior

just a solid hunk of marble for the dashboard

[zoesupreme]

[virtualgirladvance]

Built in tombstone, nice

[damazcuz]

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

[damazcuz]

To be honest yeah

[catasters]

[smokeweedington]

dorter

[ccrabapples]

This cat changed my life

[aftout]

The only tiktok trend that matters is people filming those easter chickens and then going “who did ____ without permission?” and one of the chickens is so fucked up and its obvious who the answer is and the intro to You Gotta Move by Mississippi Fred McDowell is blasting

[aftout]

LEAVE THESE ANIMALS ALONE!!!

[duckdotcom]

you have to dig a hole in your living room, for easy access to the labyrinthine cave systems below rich with valuable minerals and skeletons who hate you. minecraft has taught me this much

[changelingsrule]

I thought this was about living in Paris.

[duckdotcom]

same thing basically

[camashred]

I understand the sentiment, but when you write RIP in a sentence please be careful with your presentation, cause I just saw someone sincerely post "Let her RIP 😔" and I immediately pictured them Beyblading their grandma into the fucking stratosphere.

[akashicrecord]

I love this website where else am I going to get BDSM Aftercare tips from people who have never fucked in their life

[jaigeye]

yoda