Gneiss

Just a bro tryna crack open a milkshake in the yard

[thisiselliz]

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

[thisiselliz]

I thought it was just memes

[iamwizz]

[ruinedchildhood]

[peachofcake]

NO

[mundacormeum]

WHAT EVEN IS THIS

[no-the-fandoms-protested-deacti]

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

[davvson]

THIS IS NOT OKAY

[thucydideskongquest]

holy shit mamoru you are the worst fucking dad

[hungwy]

I could spend the income I'm meant to put in a savings account on a lute. What if that happened. Huh?

[sportmuscles]

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

[sportmuscles]

i read it wrong this isnt true 

[lovehype]

what if you were playing basketball and you went to dribble the ball but it was ceramic and shattered everywhere and everyone got mad at you about it

[lovehype]

i was thinking about this so hard last night i cried

[pauljpeg]

I eat that pussy like a communion wafer

[creigo]

sure ill reblog that

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

LOL I REACHED MY NEXT THOUSAND THEN LOST 20 FOLLOWERS...WHAT CRIME DID I COMMIT THIS TIME SICKOS

[dongboss]

that's just taxes

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

"People just don't want to work anymore! That's why I can't find employees!"

[hellsite]

[shitpostempire]

[wayneradiotv]

dark katamari

[near-permanent-confusion]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Characters that have never experienced affection before, or haven’t experienced it in a long time, finally getting to experience it? Top tier.

Said character freezing up for a second, not really knowing how to respond, but not wanting it to stop? T o p t i e r.

Said character trying to clumsily return the affection in their own way, because this is Good and they don’t want it to stop? T O P T I E R.

[pileofknives]

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

[ampersandvich]

"at least one"

[sexhaver]

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

[carnival-phantasm]

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

[retiredmahoushoujo]

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

[phantomrose96]

I respect poetry so much because it does what I cannot do - say so much with so little.

When I have something Much to say, it takes me just as many words to say it. I say it with words that are each of them bland and common, unimaginative by their lonesome, with the hopes that if I stack so many together and squeeze a single drop of Much from each that it might flow into something meaningful.

When I have something to say, I say it twice. I say it three times. Because the first or second may not have captured the point. Because I do not trust myself to express the full essence saying it just once. Like just now, those last two sentences. I’ll repeat myself a third time for good measure - because I do not say it right just once or twice.

Poems say things in only a half, only a quarter. They choose single words worth more than ten of mine. I want to know how their minds shop for words. I want to distill myself like poets do. I want to trade in all my too many common words for the way they use an extraordinary few.

If I keep writing this, I’ll write it forever. I’ll explain myself again, as I have already, as I’m doing now. With more and different other words, with the hope of saying myself fully, like how all the hatched and messy wanton scribbles from a pen might finally color in a page. I want to change that. I want to not rip the page I’ve oversaturated by the tip of my pen.

I’ll start tomorrow, maybe, to explain myself less.

[shirecorn]

[phantomrose96]

O h...

[waveridden]

[ID: A screenshot of the above post. The entire thing is blacked out except for the sentence “I want to distill myself like poets do.” /end ID]

[lobotomycas]

the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can't be sure that that's what he was doing but one coworker said "yknow. people swallow several spiders every year" and my other coworker said "well that's just- it's not true. it's a- no, you'd wake up" and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know

[lobotomycas]

waging psychological warfare against one of my team leads starting tomorrow

[guerrillatech]

[meangirlnurse]

in real life you will probably not respond to harassment in a sexy, clever, scripted way where you come out with the upper hand and everyone claps. you will freeze up and your moment will pass, or your voice will shake when you tell them to stop and you’ll realize two minutes later that you’re gross and sweaty and sticky from the adrenaline. maybe you’ll be on the ball and answer in a way you actually think is pretty smart and get ignored, or they’ll get more aggressive when you mouth off to them. you almost never will walk away feeling victorious. you walk away feeling uncomfortable and relieved that it’s over. you’ll think about it later and imagine that maybe you could have said something else. maybe you’ll feel ashamed that you weren’t quicker-witted, weren’t able to cut them down to size, weren’t able to avoid that lingering sick feeling in the pit of your stomach, as though there’s some kind of magical words you could have said that would have left you feeling less powerless. there really aren’t. 

[gwynndolynnequincy-deactivated2]

Honestly this is such an important lesson to learn. If someone threatens, belittles, or verbally assaults you, you will likely feel bad, no matter how you respond. Please don’t beat yourself up for feeling emotions that are perfectly healthy and justified.