[Insert Evil Laugh Here]

Just doing my part to advance the post-modern neo-Marxist agenda (or whatever the lobsters call it these days). 60% unhinged gaming obsessions, 20% shitposting, 20% politics.  Remember, it's never too late to close Tumblr and pretend none of this ever happened.  He/him.

[freenarnian]

you look great in that frog costume

[shepardlives]

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

[shepardlives]

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

[ii-zi]

yes

[joematar]

pairs well with this one

[mysharona1987]

[reagan-was-a-horrible-president]

[cuteness--overload]

[quasi-normalcy]

Today I learnt of Goodhart's Law, which holds that once a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.

[quasi-normalcy]

This is why targeting "good test scores" is a really bad means of improving education, why journal impact factor or citations are lousy means of evaluating academic performance, why it can feel like the economy is shitty even when performance indicators are high, why AI people seem to think that they can make an artificial general intelligence by training a large language model to pass tests of cognitive ability, and so on. It's a specific case of the fallacy of reification--treating a model or proxy for a thing like the thing itself.

[quasi-normalcy]

And it's a problem because I think that neoliberal managerialism is all about treating proxies like they're the real thing.

[ricedbanana-art]

Know the camp rules!

[theladyscribe]

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

[catslock-deactivated20250510]

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

[jouster-ari]

[psych-is-the-name]

i swear every year this emoji looks more tired than before

[the-haiku-bot]

i swear every

year this emoji looks more

tired than before

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[howtofuckyourkramer]

MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong

WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink

[mysharona1987]

[diavolaangelica]

Honestly.. what if?

[palant1r]

"hows the job search going"

[cannibalchicken]

[fromchaostocosmos]

Egyptians during the 2nd plague be like

[maxknightley]

The second failed Trump assassination is just another instance of a soulless cash-grab sequel with no new ideas

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

[ironedorchid]

This is galaxy brain thinking

[stevishabitat]

[bunchabears]

dissociating after a Hard(ing) day

(tweet)

[jpegwoe]

[jpegwoe]

No but this is actually how true crime mfers sound

[soundlessdragon]

Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

[soundlessdragon]

He is an ungrateful man 😔

[by-dying-i-live]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Your son did well in school congrats, he has been granted the following modifiers

- Anxiety

- fear of failure

- inability to work with others

[mothersoatmilk]

- girl

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hmmm, how did that get in there