mr stark i don’t feel so gucci

luv my cat

[alpacakeeper-deactivated2021072]

[thewearysavantponders]

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

[seaside-cave]

[cringepics]

fucking hell craig! you might want to settle down

[daamonx]

almost as wacky as when dean was laying on the floor

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[kittiezandtittiez]

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[profashionall]

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

washed my sheets but my bed still smells like garlic? guess thats just how it is now 

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

g

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

garlic bed

[ameliaglitter]

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

[justicewitch]

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

[indirispeaks]

[shimmersing]

Adfsf afadwgs @cipherr

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

a second chance

[gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit-deac]

[cumonthevoid]

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

[faerieglade]

“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

[faerieglade]

this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[vulpesarctica]

i cannot believe

i CANnot beLIEVE

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU MADE ME READ THIS WHOLE THING TWICE BEFORE I REALISED WHAT IT WAS IN REFERENCE TO

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

[dippyface]

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

[pissvortex]

just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”

shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up

[pissvortex]

[transsamusaran]

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

I C A N N O T breathe

[wdwpres-deactivated20190130]

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

OH MY G OD

[spaceytingz]

he dead