Squishman

Avengers, Comics, Warhammer, Cats, Musicals, Science, Robots, Evolution, TV, Stand-up Comedy, Deadpool, IT Crowd, Texts From... , Arms and Armour, Monty Python. I could go on about my likes, but basically, I'll find and reblog anything that I find funny about any of the above topics (and other random things) Follow please :) I do not own any of the pictures (unless otherwise stated).

[gifak-net]

Cat playing Chess

[dingojesus]

you cant do that with a pawn you stupid fuck

[tinderventure]

The ended on this 😂😂

[nessa007]

The Office but it’s just memes

[senor-sama]

[lizluvscupcakes]

Girls will be girls.

[oyeedraw]

This radiates such chaotic energies.

[voidsentprinces]

This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.

[justlookatthosesausages]

The 1KM line absolutely killed me

[deejay]

You’ve watched John Wick but have you watched John Weak?

[deejay]

You’ve watched John Wick but have you watched John Weak?

[srsfunny]

Couldn’t relate more :(

[serenitygifs]

Favorite Firefly moments [1/?] –     ▶ Wash and his toy dinosaurs

[nevver]

Undo the Damage of Sitting

[artist-refs]

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

[death-420]

[screechythyng-deactivated202003]

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

[ceevee5]

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

I live for these

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

ah, how could I forget the best one

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

and then there's just this:

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

have some more

[queensparklekitten]

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

[postingmachine9000]

The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much

[jordasn]

OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH

My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool

I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”

It’s amazing

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It happens alot.

[downpoursofmoonlitraindrops]

And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Also a topic where the reverse happens.

[mrelisha26]

lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.

I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.

And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.

[kazoomusic]

I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.

[kazoomusic]

Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:

[cheshireinthemiddle]

More

[misanthropistok]

that last one got me holy shit.

[geibuchan-deactivated20250804]

                       i wish i had

                never met you

      TOUCH             MY              BUTT

then there would be mo need to imprese you

  o need to want you.No naed for. loring you

    No need tar crying over you.Noneed for

  heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No

    neard for forgoure promises .nead for

[joy-in-opera]

For every american teenager that is screaming the lyrics to their favorite anime opening, there’s likely at least 1 or 2 Japanese teens singing English profanities at a karaoke bar.

[kassandraaaaa]

I want all these shirts though

[gallileawinds]

ok legit I would buy these shirts tho

[petermorwood]

Looking at the shirts and especially the tattoos, can anyone tell me if Latin-alphabet letters fall into the same “pretty patterns” category for Hanzi- / Kanji cultures as Hanzi and Kanji seem to do for Latin-alphabet cultures?

To keep those tattoos company, here are some from the other direction.

[radicalgraff]

Pro-homeless posters seen around Seattle. The poster message and it’s design is a direct response to an anti-homeless poster campaign in Seattle a week earlier that used the headline: “SEE A TENT? REPORT IT”

[shittymoviedetails]

Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan De Bont as director. Speed did not have any director, because if Speed had any direction, it would’ve been called Velocity

[elodieunderglass]

Take your reblog and Get OUT

[tastefullyoffensive]

🤯

[ittybittytatertot]

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

I love animals but let’s be real they’re fucking stupid as fuck if an elephant made a symphony it would probably sound like shit

[nutsacktorturer]

same if you made one

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

[kaijuno]