sarcasm is my only defense

lives in Poland. fan of Supernatural, Sterek, HIMYM, The Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Tolkien. in Hiddles Army and a Cumberbitch mostly random shit that I like I also like watermelons and pancakes

[veralorraine]

a michael scott moodboard “that was offensive and lame. so double offensive. this is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here”

[thecommonchick]

Same sis, same

[damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042]

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

[shoren18]

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

[jrkaplonski]

Needed this today.

[animate-mush]

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

[autisticxprowl-deactivated20201]

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

Pretty much the day I met her.

[laerugo]

am i too late to share my favorites (part 1)

warning for loud noises

[subtextread]

humans can be so cute and funny and i love them

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[stolligaseptember]

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

[erevshelshoshanim]

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

[erevshelshoshanim]

Thin people can reblog this btw

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

they wont tho lmao

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[batter666-deactivated20180822]

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

[thegaybeany]

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

[blinkingkills]

7, but i’m an art student so

[babyanimalgifs]

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

[imonlyadumpling]

Elephants are too pure for this world

[chroniclesofhal-deactivated2018]

I love the mums reaction like “I know what’s coming”

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

[persephone-is-here-omg]

You gotta love Ryan Reynolds, because he truly was born to play this character.

[lizawithazed]

He’s a canadian composed of snark. He basically is deadpool minus the tragic backstory

[the-queen-of-thedas]

let’s be honest, Green Lantern was his tragic backstory 

[striders]

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

[thefrogman]

I feel like a theme is developing today. 

Comic by Gemma Correll  [ website | twitter | facebook | instagram ]

For Evernote. 

It isn’t a fanfic unless Main Character has to tear their gaze away from the strip of skin revealed above Love Interest’s waistband when they casually stretch their arms above their head.

[i-havealife-deactivated20200703]

you can pry this trope from my cold dead hands

[zgarbageturtle]

Deadpool 2 spoiler without spoiling it or any context