Warm Boi

Howdy, I'm Danny, and this is my main! Bask in the squishiness. But I do get angry and yell about stuff a little. If you're looking for a different account, please message me!

[shittydndideas]

Shitty Talking Swords:

A list of swords, all of which can speak, but that you probably shouldn’t listen to

A sword that gives bad advice

One that only says “fuck,” and never at the right moment

A sword that makes bad puns

A sword that screams nonstop, even when sheathed

One that makes dick jokes and other innuendos, and always at the wrong time

A sword that is sentient and intelligent, but has nothing to say

A sword that was enchanted to repeat ads

One that will talk to everyone except its wielder

A sentient sword that makes you sit through a recitation of all its past wielders and battles every time you draw it

A sword that speaks in hashtags

One that only speaks in rhymed iambic tetrameter

A psychic sword that senses what languages everyone present speaks and will only speak in a language no one knows

A sword that criticizes your fighting technique during battle

A sword that thinks it’s a living being

A sword that’s uncomfortably aggressive

[squishygqueer]

@shittydndideas Uhhh this is just Excalibur from Soul Eater.

[vinduster]

me

[superawessomeguy]

I love the theory that he is some sort of trickster or chaos god

[azombietale]

[nightsky-ler]

[squishygqueer]

Y’all realize it’s the same motherfucker right?

[the-great-mighty-dick-deactivat]

H thread

[the-dumbest-bun]

H

[vonisv]

here ya go

[carnival-phantasm]

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

[remanedur]

[squishygqueer]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nb people are members of the fae

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

reblog if you’re nb, a member of the fae, or support nb fae people

[apracticalguidetofaith]

As long as we acknowledge and respect that autistic folks are still changeling children and will someday get to choose.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m an autistic changeling, can confirm

[coyotetrickster]

Goth nb fae, sound good?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

those are just elves

[vulpinesaint]

based off of mostly celtic folklore:

nb people who love to invent and cook and organize are brownies

nb people who are sunshiney and inspire people to do their best are one of the leannan si

nb people who are pretentious hipsters are elves and german because they’re not like other fae

nb people who embrace femininity and sexuality are scottish vampires

nb people who love the ocean are merrows

nb people who are goth and like kind of scary to be around are the sluagh sidhe (the wild hunt)

nb people who are really petty are cat sidhe

nb people who are serious but still a lot of fun are cu sith

nb people who are sad and emo are the bean sidhe

nb people who are sad and like to wash clothes and have long boobs are the bean nighe (and the bean nighe is a time, let me tell you that)

[vulpinesaint]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses look man I didn’t go into a frenzy of research on celtic fae this summer for nothing

nb people who are dangerously murderous and also fond of the water are kelpies

nb people who are twofaced but still sweet are selkies

nb people who prefer the sunny months and are good human beings are collectively the seelie court

nb people who like the colder darker months and have given up on humanity except for memes are collectively the unseelie court

nb people who love nature more than people are dryads

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s fair! but i object to this characterizations of selkies, who have never done anything wrong in their life ever

[vulpinesaint]

I see my most grievous fault and I seek to redeem myself

correction: nb people who put thought into their outfits and are the absolute sweetest are selkies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i have absolutely not a single complaint

[gold-from-straw]

Tag yourself!

[flipocrite]

@squishygqueer

[squishygqueer]

I don’t identify with any of them

[aspergersissues]

[flipocrite]

@squishygqueer

[squishygqueer]

maybe

shut up

[venusmacabre-deactivated2019053]

Miss Major, a Black trans woman who’s been an activist for LGBT communities for DECADES, has had her fundraiser up for FIVE YEARS by know, which is for her to be able to retire with dignity. Not with luxury, but with dignity.

We’re talking about a lady who was at Stonewall, the incident that the white kweers love to talk about. She’s dedicated her whole life to LGBT rights and other causes, she’s done WAY more for LGBT rights than a stupid white gay show could ever dream to do, and that if it actually isn’t a scam.

And that shit gets funded within two days? 15,000 in less than two fucking days and Miss Major hasn’t reached her goal of 200,000 since May 2013.

She’s at 117,991 dollars as of now, after more than five years.

If people had donated a little over 210 dollars each two days she’d be reaching her goal JUST NOW. If this Butch Pal thing fundraiser had been open for about the same time that Miss Major’s has, getting 15,000 each two days, in those same five years they’d get around 14,175,000 dollars.

If Miss Major had steadily received 15,000 dollars each two days, she would have reached her goal within less than a month.

But I guess an unrealistic dumb white show made by transmisogynists and antisemites who hate poor people and threat 17 years old kids for criticizing them is way more important than giving back to a woman who’s done so much for LGBT rights for such a long time.

Anyway, donate to Miss Major’s retirement fundraiser.

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

She has over half of her goal, everyone. Keep going.

[mellifexfarm]

heart feathers heart feathers

[flipocrite]

@squishygqueer

[squishygqueer]

kiss each one

[sootends]

who wants to help a dumb trans guy pay his rent? my menial pizza job unfortunately isnt enough!!!! i need to make it to 800$ by august 23rd!!!! feel free to donate if u can!! dont worry if u cant!!! thank u for takin the time to read this!!! 💓💞💘💝💖💕💞💘💗💞💕

[zsnes]

skyler is a deeply deeply important person to me and i cant stand to see him lose his house. please reblog this

[dead-souls-deactivated177013]

I made a 3D smashified render of Shovel Knight. I know it will never happen anymore, but fuck it. 

Shovel Knight has been one of my most favorite characters of one of my most favorite videogames ever, and i think it deserves recognition. I just felt like doing it for the sake of good old times. 

Also, most 3D renders of Shovel Knight i find online are either overused, or look kinda bland. Sometimes both. I think this one is both gorgeous and original, so here it is everyone.

[squishygqueer]

I love him

[jdjduebrbjdejhebehf-deactivated]

my mom is physically, emotionally, and sexually abusive. please help me raise a little money because now i doubt shes gonna pay for my hrt bc i plan on cutting her off and just living with my dad. i just survived a suicide attempt and i am coordinating with counselors and social workers as well as my family on what legal action can be brought against my mother, but until then, i will not get any financial support from her, no help. please donate and i hate asking this but it’s necessary to me at this point. i turn 18 very soon (august 29th, 2018), and i only have a few dollars to my name.

paypal.me/amberisabellemorton

please ignore the deadname but heres my paypal

[jdjduebrbjdejhebehf-deactivated]

i don’t wanna seem desperate but ive received no donations so far… Please keep sharing this around y'all. I really need support.

[jdjduebrbjdejhebehf-deactivated]

heres a clickable version of the link!!!!!!!!! thank you so much to all donors <3

[zsnes]

i rewatched paranoia agent today wow what a whack anime huh

[zsnes]

its got some really good ideas i like how the story doesnt marry itself to one character and instead uses the episodic format to try a bunch of different tones and styles to explore a large cast of characters. there was a really interesting use of compositing and cross dissolve that i thought. was neat. the production is a prime example of getting over budget constraints with clever editing

[squishygqueer]

thank you for being kind to grandpa

[gaysexhaver666]

Hello my name is Dante and i am a 20 year old, unemployed high school drop out. I Dropped out of high school due to health concerns and ever since leaving school I’ve struggled to find work. I’m currently living with my abuser due to lack of living options. My abuser punched me in the face for annoying them when i was 13, they have also slammed me against a wall whilst strangling me, and have hit, punched and beaten me many other times. I am not giving out their relation to me out of fear. I get a small amount of money from the government to pay for food but that’s it. I hate to keep asking but I’m desperate. I can’t give much but if you send money you can message me and request anything you want, a post, a picture of my cat, a drawing, anything!

If you could send me a little money to pay for bond/rent on an apartment that would mean the world to me. Any amount will help, $1 even helps! Thank you so much for reading this ❤️ please reblog if you can 💞

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Using a series of sensors, Dua’s bot detects when a person is about to run into something and beeps to them. The project took her a total of four days to build. Her prize is every Marvel fan’s dream.

Follow @the-future-now​

[lovesjustachemical]

!!!!! Get this out there. Make sure she’s not shut down because existing industries are greedy.

[gahdamnpunk]

This is important!!!

[dennys]

good luck, crispies

[unfamiliarroe]

OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE

[teenygiraffe]

DUDE IT REALLY DOES WORK I passed my philosophy class with a C even though I missed 4 of the 6 quizzes and turned in my final paper a week late

[dennys]

you doubted? believe, crispies

[squishygqueer]

@dennys please help me. I am on the verge of failing my intro programming class even though I understand most if not all of the content

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[caityandkitsune-deactivated2019]

Click here to support Need Funds To Finish School organized by Caitlin McDermid

Hello everyone! I am currently a student in a Veterinary Assistant education program and I am drawing close to my last quarter. I have been able to provide for myself up until this point. I've been unexpectedly laid off from my part time job at a critical point in my program and need at least $20...

If you guys can share and repost this, I would greatly appreciate it.