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Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Not today Justin
will byers stan first human second
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Peter Solarz

shark vs the universe

Andulka
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YOU ARE THE REASON
art blog(derogatory)

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
cherry valley forever

JVL
dirt enthusiast
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@hellaorion
Not gonna say it again
*covered in blood* i will.... *trembling* CHOOSE TO BE KIND... *in pain* i will be... NICE to others... *wanting to kill* i will see good in EVERYONE *yelding a knife* i will NOT be like those who hurt me... *screaming* i will be BETTER than who i was...
new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
Dragon Age has a lot of funny moments but this one really takes the cake I think
live blogging your breakdown on tumblr then rb a random post
Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.
What do you mean all my problems can't be solved by cleaving things in twain with an ancient mighty blade. You're sounding awful cleavable right now.
I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off
so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny
his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it's not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord
his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places
there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door
To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.
Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll
Karlach tucking in Clive
they’re girlfriends (human version)
whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style
They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.
12/10 Excellent veterinary work!💜
remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there
... much like something else i know of
heartbreaking:
girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day