😘

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

[fatswag-blog]

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

tarot

[cooltori-minami]

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

But this deadass happened in the show though

[corpsefaking-moved]

what if 😳 what if my b 😳 what if my back didnt hurt 😳

[anothercellphoneblog-archive]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[elvensemi]

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

[elvensemi]

I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and 

did i just vaguepost about myself

[elvensemi]

There are two things I love about this post: 

the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend

the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am

[2pride2prejudice]

gina rodriguez and john mulaney went to the same high school and overlapped two years wow

[a-strange-tad-deactivated201905]

so are you inplying that she may have also attended jake mcnamara’s house party

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[buzzfeed]

So much wisdom in so few characters.

[chronically--cute]

SO MY FRIEND FOUND A REALLY CREEPY ARTIST’S MANNEQUIN

BUT THEN IT GOT WEIRD

SEND HELP

[vulture-kitty]

Where can I buy the artist’s mannequin though?

[theinsanityofamanatee]

Wow toy story 4 looks great

[audreynical2]

[watermelonsaltandhoney]

This is very vivid. Did this guy actually have an affair with Chris Evans?

[jackymedan]

[seitz9231]

Tiny furry philosopher

[theofaux]

[beesmygod]

noot noot

[ausgoth]

when ur friend likes ur post but they shOULD BE IN BED

[ruinedchildhood]

[themixtrovert]

“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay

[cherryclit]

I wanna b the girl that Knows

[157157157]

What that mean

[cherryclit]

i wish i knew :/