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Posted to the Westeros Hockey League instagram on the 26th day of the first moon, 212 AC, the day after this post was made. Chronologically, in universe, this takes place after the end of all that you are to me, chapter 2. a companion piece for our akotsk hockey au fic series
prince aerion wishes to see you in his chambers...
(kingsguard dunk x aerion)
As the year of 2025 ends, i just wanna thank every single on of you on tumblr or ao3 users or guests that have read and loved or interacted with my first ever SERIOUS and BIGGEST fanfiction work on ao3 DOTPATF and i cannot stress on how much grateful i am for everyone of u who have left kudos, comments and bookmarked it and it truly makes me happy to see everyone enjoying it as much as i enjoyed writing it.
The thing about fanfiction is, it does not have to be perfect. It does not need to fit into ANYONES standards or ideology, because its a work defined by our own hearts. Go as crazy as you want writing it, be as bad at plot build up as you want, dont care how your grammer is or how much plot blocks ur suffering : In the end, its sth u envisioned and wanted maybe for the real life canon to have, or maybe u want to give more structure or think about how these characters will do in a different universe, its totally upto you and is borne from your fantasy and crazy imaginations which were too powerful to be tied down to daydreams and needed to laid out and leave a legacy. You dont have to be new york best seller, u dont need a nobel prize for it, u write for your own joy and the joy of others who might share or are curious about this silly but unique idea of yours and will happily read it.
With the last hours of 2025 coming up, i hope everyone gets to live by their fantasies with other like minded people who give their heart into mapping out their imaginations and share it with the others too fearlessly. Thank you everyone and i hope you all know how unique and creative you are. Just because its ''fanfiction'' does not mean it is less powerful than a barnes and nobles book store. Its your hearts content and you have decided to share your imagination for our beloved shows and franchises and RPFs with the broader world with people who wud cherish and love it beyond measures.
I have achieved unbelievable stats for DOTPATF by the end of this year and i still cant believe such a silly idea of mine wud be this loved.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49643128/chapters/125297911
Once again thank you and love everyone of you<3 I do have an idea for a new fic in mind but it has to take more form before i can hint at anything so;) do look forward but for now, those who havent, do give DOTPATF a try and do leave comments cuz those are just absolute blessings.
May you all have a beautiful, blessed new year!
My conspiracy theory for the Lucemond show, or simply the au, is that they were very close as children, but kept it a secret. Aemond, being older, already understood the family's rift and how to play by the rules to survive in such an environment. Luke, though he didn't fully understand it, really wanted to be friends with his uncle, even if it was secretly. They would meet secretly in various places, be it the library or the training field, until someone started looking for them. They were truly close. Aemond was deeply attached to his nephew, and he was truly overjoyed by the realization that there was something of his own, hidden from the watchful eyes of his family. Of course, he kept secrets and some resentments about not having a dragon and about what Luke was doing under Aegon's leadership, but he understood that Luke was too young to comprehend everything and tried not to show it. But of course, at one point, everything spiraled out of control and collapsed. Neither Aemond nor Luke could fully comprehend that everything was over. Their connection was gone. They were still drawn to each other, but they couldn't even talk about it with anyone. It was a secret they kept deep in their hearts. Luke would always remember how he had ruined everything. How in an instant he was just a child, and then the cruel truth revealed itself like the wound he had inflicted on Aemond. He had saved his brother and would do it again, but deep in his heart, the sadness of the forever lost connection tugged at him, a bond he tried to forget and move on with. Aemond could never recover from what had happened. He told himself that he had gained a dragon, even if he had lost an eye. But his heart bled, reminding him that he had lost Luke forever. He hadn't forgotten and he hadn't let go. He remembered every smile, every conversation, and the devoted look in his eyes. And he waited for years to be able to reclaim Lucerys and make him his forever, no matter what.
Hammeranvil with implied Stormanvil where alpha Lyonel used to court omega Maekar (a lot of Lyonel ragebaiting Maekar actually) in their youth after Maekar designated gender was revealed. Sometimes young Lyonel would ask Maekar to spar with him while Baelor was away. Lyonel openly flirted with him but Maekar always played him down, thinking of him as some kind of rival in swordsmanship.
Lyonel also stole a kiss from Maekar, which angered Maekar because he didn’t like to be treated as an omega. Lyonel’s attempt at wooing Maekar worked some time later after Baelor’s betrothal to Jenna was publicly announced. The omega sought comfort from Lyonel to mend his broken heart hearing the older brother he loved so dearly was about to wed to someone else.
When Baelor stumbled upon Lyonel and Maekar made out in an open woods, he got really mad that he punched Lyonel on the face in rage. The night after the incident Maekar confronted Baelor and they got in a heated argument, which escalated into an intense sex and Maekar was left marked and claimed by his eldest brother.
Years later, three of them were reunited again in Tourney in Ashford in which Maekar awkwardly stared at Lyonel who kept grinning at him and Baelor in teasing way.
“Well, I suppose, the King shall thank me for I have put a good deed for saving the royal bloodline from extinction.”
Meanwhile Baelor tried to put a stoic face and not to bark at Lyonel when the other alpha winked and sticked out his tongue suggestively at his brother-wife.
I've read so much good fanfiction that canon means absolutely NOTHING to me. Let me live in my own world.
aegon visits luke, who's been a captive of the greens for a week now and is thoroughly sick of being persuaded to 'write to your mother and ask her to surrender' aegon: how's it going, little luke? luke:*bored* i've already told your grandfather, your mother, ser criston and every single member of your bloody usurper council that i'm not writing to mum! aegon:*waving away* all right, all right— and aemond? luke:*thoughtfully* aemond didn't ask aegon:*giggles* of course he didn't! that's not why the freak brought you here… anyway i'm not interested in corresponding with rhaenyra either luke:*suspiciously* then what are you— aegon:*a little nervous* well… how about you write to your brother? luke:*surprised* jace? aegon: you know… just to ask how the weather is on dragonstone, how he's doing… maybe… if he's ever thought about… breaking off his engagement to baela? i mean— luke:*sighs* i did believe i was going to be tortured, but imagined something more traditional, like… a beating? aegon:*genuinely confused* what? why would they beat you? aemond would’ve flipped his shit… and jace would definitely not— luke:*raises eyebrows* um… well, because i'm a hostage? aegon: 👀... aegon:*dreamily* hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held luke: ...👀 luke: are you okay?
Baekar//Hammeranvil Fic Idea AU:
Ok so let me set the scene :
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Set right after the trial of seven, Baelor has just instructed for the Maesters to tend to his brother Maekar.
He turns to Duncan and gives his speech about the realm needing good men. People crowd around them to listen in rapt attention as he removes his helm (unharmed) and smiles down at ser Duncan gently.
Duncan pledges himself to Baelor with loyalty and the shimmer of admiration in his eyes.
The people around them, knights , squires, lords and servants are in awe of Baelor's presence and demeanor.
This man will one day be their King and ruler of the seven kingdoms, and they know they couldn't be in better hands.
In his short period spent in Asford, he has shown time and time again that he is fit to rule over them, with humility and a kind but firm hand, with a strong sense of justice.
The perfect Heir.
That is, until a maester rushes into the scene, covered in blood, sweating and babbling incoherently.
Baelor turns to him, rests a hand on his shoulder and tries to calm him. He let's the maester gather his thoughts before asking what is wrong.
The maester seems slightly less agitated but worried all the same. He wrings his shaking hands nervously and mutters quick apologies.
It's Prince Maekar. He says
The maester feel the crown prince's hand, once comforting suddenly still. He winces as he feels the hand on his shoulder grip and squeeze with an iron grip.
When he looks up, his his heart drops and blood runs cold.
The man before him no longer wears a gentle soothing smile.
His carefully curated mask has slipped.
In his place stands a man with the eyes of a dragon. Cold and dark mismatched eyes, ready to burn any who should anger him any further.
He asks what the maester means, looking him up and down, he asks whose blood is on his robes.
When the maester takes too long to answer, he feels the hand once placed on his shoulder lift for a moment. In the blink of an eye, Baelor's hand is wrapped tightly around his neck.
He pulls him close, dragging his frail body up until the tip on his toes barely graze the floor. He asks once more. Who's blood is on his robes?
The maester chokes with tears streaming down his cheeks. He manages to scrape out that Prince Maekar had removed his armour and had collapsed. He had been pierced in the side by a longsword.
Just before the maester looses all consciousness, due to the lack of air, Baelor releases him and lets him crumple to the ground.
The poor maester coughs and trembles at his feet. When he looks up, Baelor is looking down at him with something akin to a glare, he tells the maestar to pray for his dear brother's recovery, the threat clear in his voice as he turns and rushes to the castle.
The previously admiring onlookers now watch the prince leave in horror and dismay.
Perhaps they were wrong to place their faith in this man.
This monster.
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Baelor makes his way to Maekar's chambers and enters without warning. He freezes on the spot.
The scene before him makes him feel nauseous.
He watches as the maesters move and work in a frenzy to stop any more blood from leaving the prince's pale body.
Baleor doesn't remember ever seeing his brother look this weak. Not since they were much younger, when he had the pox, and when Baelor would sit outside Maekar's room to keep him company as he regained his strength.
He looks too still and far too small for the bed he lays in. He's pale, so very pale. A stark contrast to the vibrant blood pooling under his body.
Baelor tries to move in, he needs to be close to his brother. He needs to feel him. Feel his heartbeat. Anything to indicate he's alive.
But something stops him. He feels resistance. Hands trying to push him away.
Away from Maekar.
The maesters try to make Baelor leave. He grows furious and tries to shove them aside, tries to reach his valonqar.
A painful wheeze can be heard from Maekar, and all hell breaks loose.
Baelor starts shouting, demands to be let through.
More hands wrap around him.
Guards are trying to pull him out of the room as maesters return to Maekar's side.
Baelor screams and wrenches as he tries to get out of the kingsguards sturdy hold. They haul him out of the room and close the doors.
Once they secure the latches they let the prince go.
He turns to them slowly and tells them to step aside. They refuse.
He threatens to have them removed. How dare they deny a prince, their future king, entry to his brother's room. Their captain steps in and asks him to see to reason.
Prince Maekar needs to be tended to, and Prince Baelor needs to gather himself and turn his attention to the people.
Baelor calms for a moment, looking around he can tell he's not getting into his brother's chambers without a fight. And as much as he would like to cut all these treacherous vermin to the ground he knows the maesters must focus on healing Maekar.
He turns and walks off.
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Baelor walks and walks, and then walks some more.
Lost in his own dark thoughts, he does not notice the way everyone around him avert their gazes to the ground. Or how they stumble to get out of his way, fearing the wrath he may impose on them should they cross his path.
He eventually reaches Aerion's chambers. No one is guarding the room. Baelor enters slowly and closes the door behind him.
He walks up slowly, watching his nephew sleeping soundly.
Aerion's face is a mess of bruises and cuts. Baleor can tell from the bandages around his body that he must be in a great deal of pain.
He does not quite seem to care though.
He leans in and watches Aerion sleep for a moment. He looks so peaceful, so content in his slumber.
Baelor reaches out and places his hand on a particularly nasty looking injury.
He presses down.
Aerion wakes with a painful gasp. He looks around blearily and finally focuses in on his uncle.
He tells him to let go. He's hurting him. Baelor looks at him with a cold detached stare and presses down even harder.
Aerion lets out a stifled screech but Baelor stops him from calling for help.
He lifts his hand from the wound and grips his face, squeezing as Aerion winces and tries to pull away.
Baelor leans in and drags Aerion's face to meet him halfway. Aerion trembles as he tries to hold his failing body up.
Baelor tells him that Maekar has been mortaly wounded. That he may not make it through the night. He blames Aerion for Maekar's injury.
If he hadn't demanded a trial of seven, Maekar would be fine. Only Aerion was supposed to get hurt after all.
Aerion, even in pain tries to argue back. Who's longsword pierced his father? He could not control the favour of the fight.
And, was it not Baelor who fought against his own family? Against his nephews? Against his dearest little brother? He spits out.
And for a moment, Baelor wishes his wretched devil spawn of a nephew dead.
He lets go of his face and shoves him back down. He glares at him with hatred seeping from his very soul.
Should anything happen to Maekar, he whispers, Baelor willl not hesitate to end his nephew's life.
He leaves a trembling nephew behind and continues to walk, and walk and walk.
Aerion gasps once his doors are closed and lets a few loose tears fall. He had never been so terrified of anyone in his entire life.
He felt, for a moment, that this is what being in the presence of a wild and unclaimed dragon must've felt like for his ancestors.
He hides under his bedsheets and prays to gods that may or may not not exist, for his father's swift recovery and return to the land of the living.
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The days that follow become overwhelmingly somber.
Maekar is stable, but his body needs rest before he can wake.
Baelors demeanor worsens with each passing day that his brother remains asleep.
Servants run past his chambers in a hurry, guards posted around sigh in relief when he is not near.
The lords of the lands try to get through council meetings as quickly as possible to avoid the prince's attention and wrath. Even lord Ashford, who had once welcomed them kindly, tries to avoid the volatile prince.
That is until a serving maid rushes in with a smile on her face. She informs them of Prince Maekar's awakening.
Baelor all but rushes to his brother's chambers. He enters without interruption and stops at the sight before him.
Maekar is leaning against big, fluffy pillows, looking toward the light streaming in through the windows. He turns to look at Baelor as he enters and relaxes a little.
He cracks a small smile and asks if everything is alright. Baelor walks up and sits at the edge of the bed. He reaches out slowly and tucks a stray hair behind his brother's ear gently.
He smiles for the first time in days and envelopes him in a tender embrace. Maekar pulls him in and lets him cry against his neck.
Baelor apologises for all the pain Maekar has been through. Maekar doesn't blame him, simply stroking his hair, and letting his brother air out his troubles.
He asks about his sons, and about what will be done now that all is well. Baelor smiles as he holds him.
He will let Maekar decide on what to do with his children, though he does recommend sending Aerion away, perhaps to the wall. Maekar laughs at the thought and Baelor couldn't be happier.
A maester tries to interrupt their reunion by advising that Baelor should leave so Prince Maekar may rest in peace.
Maekar tells him to fuck off.
Baelor smiles into the crook of his neck and sighs in relief
His Maekar is ok. He pulls him in even closer and simply breathes him in, feeling a strong heartbeat in his ear. He's ok. That is all that matters.
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A sense of normalcy returns to Ashford with Maekar's wake.
Baelor has returned to the picture perfect heir to the throne, treating everyone around him with respect and understanding.
People breathe a sigh of relief knowing they no longer have to tip toe around the grounds of Ashford.
Baelor happily walks the grounds with his brother as they make preparations to return to Summerhall for a while.
Lord Ashford is more than happy to send them on their merry way, as soon as possibe, which confuses Maekar a little.
He asks Baelor if there is anything of importance that happened while he was abed. Baelor simply smiles and assures him that all is well.
The people bid the royal family farewell as they ride into the distance. However, a unanimous thought seems to cross every person's mind as they watch them leave.
They pray nothing bad happens to Prince Maekar anytime soon, and that he lives a long and healthy life, so they may live in peace under the future kings reign.
They pray.
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Whoooie that was a long one, so what'dya think? You like?
Let me knowwww xxxxx
Gotham Twitter AU Pt. 49
<<Part 48<< Master List >>TBC>>
Sorry for all the non-batfam related content lately. Here is your food, my loves.
Not me finally going back to the superbat storyline I abandoned for a few parts 🤭 Now back to our regularly scheduled program of me torturing you all with the slow burn/their stupidity
You: "But Bruce is smart and you're dumbing him down. He'd never accidentally text someone like that"
Me: Okay, and?
SUPERBAT IS TOTALLY GONMBA HAPPEN IN THE NEXT ONE MARK MY WORDSS
Pt. 40 Gotham Twitter AU
<<Part 39<< <<Happy Bday Duke<< Master List >>Part 41>>
Thank you to the fantabulous @cinnamon-ginger for the amazing art in slides #1-2 ilysm 🫰
Tim "parental issues that developed into emotional avoidance issues" Drake everybody. (Don't worry he's actively working on himself and TimBerKon is safe).
Was originally gonna wait to post this until tonight, but I'm exhausted and need something to keep me awake-and if I waited to post I might have just fallen asleep and not posted.
Can't wait for tomorrow's update though, yall will freak (potentially).
I thought superbat was gonna be making out 😔
Pt. 38 Gotham Twitter AU
<<Part 37<< Master List >>Part 39>>
Thank you thank you thank you to the fantabulous @ratsonfire for the art featured in slide #1 and #5 💚💚💚
StephCass art on slide #6 done by me. I'm not the best artist and it was a rushed drawing I did since I couldn't sleep last night. Not fully happy with the outcome, but I thought I needed to show them some more love in the AU
If anybody is interested I'm currently up to 10.5k words on the Timkon Clone baby oneshot fic I'm writing, maybe another 5k to go. Family is staying over this week though so idk when I'll finish. But THANK YOU for all the bullying, it's definitely motivation me lol. My favorite new moment is:
“I’m not letting you stick my baby with a needle!”
“You let the people at the hospital do it.”
“They’re doctors, Bruce! You’re a med school dropout!”
Bruce’s mouth fell open for just a moment before he quickly closed it again...
SUPERBAT IS HAPPENING
Fic Recs: SuperBat Pt 1
A Rose by Any Other Name
Save the Honeymoon for Last
The Ideal Man
In my youth...
Back to Square One
Fears Unfounded
Padam Padam
said i would never break this promise
Betrayal and Buttered Noodles
The things I could never say
Heart's Desire
Embarrassing to Say
Interview with a Batman
ship-to-ship combat
prodigal son
The Joy of Mekhzh
#Superbat
Till Sunbeams Find You
wildest dreams (burn it down)
World's Finest: Idiots Edition
Building Healthy Relationships: A Guide by Hal Jordan
(Credit to @angelgemy for the beautiful fanart)
Lucemond bodyswap!AU
This plot was quite popular when I was a teenager (before the dinosaurs), but I've hardly ever seen it in this fandom. And a few days ago I literally had this dream (yes, I resumed taking antidepressants this month and usually when you start taking them, you have very vivid, detailed and interesting dreams at first) I couldn't let go of the idea.
Let's imagine that Rhaenyra and her family stay in KL until Viserys' death to prevent the usurper from taking her throne, and then just stay there because she's now queen. And so, with the help of some bizarre Valyrian magic really don't care the causes, only the effects, Luke and Aemond swap bodies and, according to the classic of the genre, cannot tell anyone about it (although Helaena knows anyway). And of coooourse, they have to work together to get everything back to the way it was.
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for me, this is such an inexhaustible endless source of dramedy:
Aemond’s first thought when he looks in the mirror and sees his nephew's reflection is 'What can I do with this horribly messy hair?'
Luke wakes up in Aemond’s chambers and struggles with his new size, bumping into and tripping over everything until he finally reaches the room he’d fallen asleep in the night before, already covered in bruises. There, he sees himself—or is it his body?—turning the room upside down, searching for something. Luke timidly asks what Aemond is looking for, and with a look of wild madness in his eye, Aemond barks: “A comb!”
Luke, on the other hand, doesn't care about Aemond’s hair at all. It annoyed him how long it is, although he's mesmerized by its softness and color. Especially the color, since he’s imagined countless times what it would be like if he’d been born with Targaryen hair. But he can’t deal with the long strands and just ties them into a messy… something. Aemond nearly has a stroke when he sees this vandalism for the first time.
They agree to call a truce until they find out how it happened, but they constantly fight for various reasons. Mostly because Aemond is the one who panics dramatising overreacts about the situation. Luke, as an empathetic child without emotional constipation, even tries to calm him down. But, as expected, only encounters rudeness in return. The uncle says that he has never felt so defective before, even after he had lost an eye. He also says that he is very worried that Luke-in-his-body will now disgrace Aemond with ‘such idiotic expressions’ after Luke-in-his-body cannot hide the obvious resentment on his face.
Their attempts to behave like the other are rather clumsy. Mainly because Lucerys has never really hidden his emotions, while Aemond has never really shown his.
Aemond is shocked to find that in his sister’s family, displays of physical affection without any serious reason are perfectly normal. On the first dinner of being Luke, Aemond reflexively twists Jace’s arm when he tries to ruffle his hair unexpectedly. Later, when Rhaenyra, noticing something is off with "her sweet boy", pulls him close in a gentle hug to figure out what’s wrong, Aemond is beyond errored. And let’s not even talk about how the poor guy feels when Daemon slaps him on the back and asks for his opinion on something. Yes, used to being fairly distant from his own family, Aemond is really stunned by the intensity of the interconnectedness in his older sister's household.
After all this, he goes to complain to Luke, who is also in shock and distressed about 'Aemond's day', but it's more of a ‘Damn Bitch, You Live Like This?’. He hasn't seen any of his uncle's family all day and no one has even looked for him, except for Sir Christon (and it's a pretty enough nightmare). He tells Aemond that maybe understands why he's such a prick - because he hasn't ever been hugged enough.
Aemond, who can't come up with a plausible reason for not training with Jace, decides that he will quickly defeat his older nephew. But he is annoyed to realise that Luke's body is not as strong and trained as he is used to, and he cannot hold a sword of the weight that Aemond is used to. The fact that Jace is only gently encouraging his “brother” irritates him even more.
In the early morning, Aemond forces his nephew to train with him to learn how to use his new body—instead, Aemond cringes as watches Luke struggle to cope with his own. But after a little while, using each other's advice, they have a good sparring. Aemond is very excited about the possibility that having both eyes and the agility of a small body opens up—is triumphant at his victory. Luke look like he doesn't cares (he really doesn't, because he'd rather be in bed at this hour).
But the real hit for Aemond comes when Damon meets him later that morning and tells him that he saw the fight between him and Luke and is really proud of him because he has ‘unexpectedly good technique’. Aemond's fangirl-daddy-issues-emotions run high, and even the warning that ‘needs to be careful with this one-eyed Hightower cunt, because his extreme niceness is too alarming’ doesn't diminish them. By the end of the day, Aemond is mentally running around with the fact that ‘the Rogue Prince praised my fighting skills.’
Luke laughs for a very long time when hears about this conversation. Because ‘Daemon saw me beat you, and according to him, I fight only slightly better than Joff. Joff is six, uncle. Daemon thought "you" went easy on "me".’
They try to find some information on how to get back into their own bodies in Valyrian manuscripts, but Luke discovers just how terrible his uncle’s pronunciation is when he tries reading something aloud. The search is soon forgotten, as their impromptu speaking lesson stretches late into the evening.
The amount of time they’ve been spending together lately doesn’t go unnoticed and starts raising questions. So, the boys decide to split up for a while and conduct their searches separately.
Luke, who is unbearably bored being Aemond and lacking his discipline, decides to find some entertainment. He’d normally call Jace to fly or invite Rhaena for a walk, but obviously, that’s not an option now. So, he heads to see Helaena, who is delighted to have him visit. Luke confirms that his "quirky aunt" is really sweet, but freezes when she declares she’s 'so glad Aemond can see the underside’.
Later, Luke encounters Aegon too, who makes a comment about Aemond-Luke’s hairstyle. And boy, out of habit, reacts in much the same way as he would if something similar happened between him and Jace—he responds with some kind of small joke. Aegon stares at him as if he’s grown a second head—or at least regrown his second eye. Slowly, Lucerys realizes that his stoic, cold uncle is really just wearing a mask. After all, truly coldblooded people don’t flare up at every little remark.
Aemond, who’s genuinely trying to solve the problem, finds a reference to a book that might be in Dragonstone’s library. Without thinking twice, he decides to fly there. Based on who he looks like now, he thinks no one will find it odd if Lucerys Velaryon spends a few hours in the library at his own home. He heads to the dragonpit to ride Lucerys Velaryon dragon.
But dragons are not humans. Arrax is not at all pleased when some suspicious guy—no matter how much he looks like his rider (this no less suspicious point also needs to be clarified)—tries to approach him and decides to take a few bites out of the pretender. Aemond is rescued by Luke, who is on his way to visit his dragon. Unlike his uncle, he did not assume that Arrax could be fooled by appearances.
Luke angrily tells his uncle that he 'tried to steal someone else's dragon again and almost got hurt.' For the first time since they switched bodies, they get into a real fight, almost ending in blows. But when Aemond sweeps Luke off his feet with a well-placed strike from his “blind side” and and falls on top of him, they have some feelings that are… let's say not typical of a fight, which makes Aemond embarrassed and run away. What can you do—they still teenagers🤷♀️
And speaking of teenagers. If you wake up with morning wood while in someone else’s body, is jerking off in such a situation still considered masturbation or already sex? Just asking.
Aemond, isolated from his usual routine and still holding a grudge against Luke, decides to “gather some information on the enemy camp,” as he calls it. In reality, he's simply finding out how Luke is treated by his family. And this simultaneously makes him envious and angry on behalf of his nephew. Because he doesn't like the condescending attitude that thrives on Luke. Now it becomes clearer to him why he once thought the boy was weak and foolish, though in recent days, he’s realised that’s not the case at all. But this condescension causes Lucerys’ impostor syndrome to progress. It doesn't allow him to become stronger.
Also, unexpectedly for himself, Aemond finds that he actually likes his cousins, and even little Joffrey is “a decent kid.” Jacerys stops provoking a dull irritation as long as he’s either silent or far enough away that his words can’t be heard.
For a few days, Aemond and Luke avoid each other. But eventually, Luke comes to make peace and finally apologizes to his uncle, not just for the recent incident, but for everything.
They decide to fly to Dragonstone together because Luke knows how to sneak into the castle. After all, he has slipped out countless times with Jace, Rhaena, and on his own.
TO BE CONTINUED...
This is AMAZING but also I need a scene where Aemond teaches Luke how to do his hair and it’s both a soothing and electrifying bonding moment.
actually, it was supposed to be one of the short moments in the second part. After they flew to Dragonston. But if we're going to go ahead and imagine a more extended scene... This was supposed to be a short, easy, and pleasant flight. It wasn’t. The construction that Luke had hastily make on Aemond’s head using Aemond’s hair that morning didn’t even last the first ten minutes. He tried to quickly fix it, but it was hopeless. The wind threw long strands of hair into his eye, nose, mouth, and he wouldn’t have been surprised if eventually they tried to wrap around his neck and strangle him. The distance from the capital to Dragonstone on dragonback was rather insignificant, but in such conditions, it felt like an eternity. Luke mentally repeated every dirty curse he’d ever heard from sailors on his grandfather's ships until they finally landed on the farthest beach from the fortress. It was necessary so no one would notice which dragon each one of them actually arrived on.
He jumped off Arrax even before Vhagar started descending and tried to untangle the mess that had formed instead of his uncle’s long time ago neat hair. He was annoyed and a bit nervous about his uncle’s reaction when Aemond would see what Luke had done to his hair. Imagining Aemond angrily ordering Vhagar to eat him, Luke tugged at the tangle even harder.
Finally, Vhagar landed heavily on the dark sand of the beach, and Aemond slowly dismounted, while Luke was already in despair. His uncle fixed him with a furious glare, and at first, Luke spread his arms in apology, then decided to act preemptively and distract him.
ʼHow do you even manage to fly normally with this mane of yours? It's an absolute nightmare! And I’m absolutely not to blame that it got tangled, because…ʼ
Aemond closed his eyes for a moment, took a slow breath in and out, and in a dangerously soft voice, said, “Lucerys. Shut up.”
Luke obeyed.
The expression on his own face right now could have made him laugh, because he didn’t even know his face could make such a look. But… he wasn’t laughing, because the terrifying expression was one that Aemond had created on his own face, the one he was currently controlling.
ʼCome here,ʼ his uncle pointed to a large, round rock nearby. ʼSit.ʼ
Luke hesitantly approached and watched as Aemond took off his leather flight gloves. Noticing Luke’s hesitation, his uncle rolled his eyes irritably, took a step forward, grabbed Luke by the arm, and forcibly sat him down on the rock.
ʼDon’t act like a child; we’re just wasting timeʼ
Luke was just about to ask what he was going to do when Aemond pulled out a finely carved comb made of black wood.
ʼMy comb?ʼ the boy was surprised.
ʼOh really, your comb? So you actually had one? Seems like the last excuse for why you’re such a slob just disappeared, nephew. Now stop fidgeting like you have a fever and let me deal with this.ʼ
Luke sat as still as he could. Although his heart was racing more than one would expect in such an ordinary situation. BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING ORDINARY ABOUT THIS. He felt his uncle’s hands carefully touching his-his own hair, untangling it with surprisingly familiar movements. At one point, when Aemond gently tugged near the roots, right at the spot in the hollow of his nape, a warm shiver ran down Luke’s spine, and his eye closed instinctively from the pleasant sensation. And after that, with each touch to his scalp, strange waves of mixed feelings — both relaxation and tension — rolled through his body.
Aemond worked quickly and methodically, his fingers gliding through the hair without once hitting a painful knot. Luke was surprised at how dexterous and gentle his hands were, considering he mostly associated his uncle with coldness and harshness. But now, this skill felt almost caring. For some reason, the thought that Aemond was taking care of him made the boy’s cheeks flush.
ʼDo you do this often?ʼ Luke asked, trying to break the silence that felt too heavy.
ʼWhat exactly? Brush my hair?ʼ Aemond asked, without stopping his work. “Yes, fairly often. And you should too, if you don’t want to look like a wildling.”
ʼNo, I meant… do you often untangle your hair after flights? Because it can’t be that it always looks perfect in any situation. Mom has hair of the same length, and she braids it before mounting Syrax. But even with that, she still comes back all messy. And I’ve never seen you with…ʼ Luke waved vaguely over his head and nervously chuckled.
His uncle only hummed in response and said nothing, continuing to comb through the strands. Once or twice, Aemond "accidentally" touched that spot on the back of his neck again, making Luke suspect that his uncle knew exactly what kind of sensations those touches caused in his body. He didn’t dare ask, because although there seemed to be nothing particularly strange about it, Luke still felt embarrassed. And besides the embarrassment, he had to admit to himself that he didn’t want this moment between them to end. He even thought about gathering the courage to cheekily say something like, "I might not mind brushing my hair if you help me with it." But just as the thought formed in Luke’s mind, uncle withdrew his hands and declared:
ʼDone. You’ll only get messy again on the way back.ʼ A heavy, silvery braid fell onto Luke’s shoulder.
Thorin: OW! Bilbo: What happened? Thorin: Nothing, just nicked myself on the blade Bilbo: Aw, here *kisses his finger* Thorin: Why'd you do that? Bilbo: It's a hobbit thing! Kissing booboos makes you feel better! Thorin: -Later- Thorin: Dwalin I need you to punch me in the mouth
LOLROF!