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i just saved a bunch on car insurance by giving that frisky little gecko some third rate sloppy
they should make spore again but an mmorpg this time. it would be a total fucking disaster but it would be so funny. i think I should be allowed to go to my friends planet and abduct them from creature stage.
i tried, i gave it a real good effort it seems but this sites pussy busted as fuck. it was a fun lil memory trip tho. farewell dear mutuals
Fun fact about Elon Musk. He's so rich, it would take about 7,936 years counting non-stop, 1 number a second, without so much as taking a breath to count his net worth.
On a completely unrelated note, in 2020 about 7,877 houseless people died across just 73 US cities and counties.
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HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something
Am I making sense to anyone?
You are my hero for finding this
I don’t know why I find this so funny
relatable
This isn’t a baby animal or a gif. You’re slipping
this is the kind of thing my coworkers show me and theyre like dying laughing and i have to act like its not the photo equivalent of eating white bread
i can’t remember hearing this on here so
one of my favorite burns across the entirety of the mcelroy media empire
Sometimes twitter be hitting
This is even funnier with context attached
they removed icons???????????????????????
Catholics looking around a protestant church
the obvious choice…
My alpha Machop evolved and I-
Not him shoving his crotch on my face
i <3 dicking around and doing fuck all
i fucking haaate being a castle guard dude the king's coat of arms is fucking stupid and all the female courtiers laugh at my tabard. can somebody come usurp this guy already
oh AWESOME someone sent the king this post and now i'm getting drawn & quartered for treasonous speech 🙄 real cool and mature sending my employer a vent post i made on my PERSONAL BLOG. thanks a million.
LOLLLLLLL he got dethroned by his nephewwwww!!! execution avoided!!! someone will come along and free me from this oubliette soon i bet