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We are who we choose to be dc & mcu

[ssp1drgirl]

Intro ᯓ★ˎˊ˗

Serena. DCU/MCU sideblog. She/her. Damian Wayne defender. Selina Kyle Variant. Spiderman geek. GMT. Persian/English. Aspiring writer.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Little comic knowledge - I'm working on it, guys! Spiderhood. Timkon. Batcat. Superbat.

Main blog (Marauders)

will be updated!

[spideychellegf]

“multiple contusions detected” “yeah, i detected that too” vs.

“alert: senses are overloaded” “yeah, I’m sensing that”

oh irondad you will always be famous

[ssp1drgirl]

The concept of Tobey’s Spiderman dying in Doomsday to save his universe against the Mutants makes me sick 🥺

[pr0ngz77]

Regulus being absolutely appalled at Sirius’ stupidity only to find out James (his boyfriend) is equally as stupid and matches Sirius’ energy perfectly

[ssp1drgirl]

Brand new day just proved that Tom Holland is the greatest Spiderman of all time

[ssp1drgirl]

We have to ditch the mentality that Peter Parker is weak, it’s just wrong

[archerinthevents]

...do people have that mentality??? He's literally one of the strongest people in the MCU, physically and mentally

[ssp1drgirl]

Sadly yep 🫩

[mossy-of-the-valley]

man i DONT CARE how much you looooooove that character and how you think im so wrong about them

im gonna keep mischaracerizing them just to piss you off now

[ssp1drgirl]

We have to ditch the mentality that Peter Parker is weak, it’s just wrong

[starwarslovinglilguy]

Let's make it very clear, MCU, Peter Parker was able to at least to some extent hold the Staten Island ferry together, which at max capacity is 2,700 tons; and then in mainline comic continuity on earth 616, with immense effort Peter Parker has not only held up, but lifted up the entire daily bugle, which is a 50 story skyscraper, the main example of a 50 foot skyscraper in the real world is Allianz tower in Milan, Italy. Allianz Tower, which is the closest physical example to the daily bugle building's size and weight is 180,000 Tons, that is 360,000,000 or 360 million lbs, or approximately 163293253.20000002 Kg for those not using Freedom units. if you need even more comparison, an adult female sperm whale is only about 15 tons, or 30,000 lbs, or 13607.7711 Kg

[ssp1drgirl]

EXACTLYYY ONGGG

[ssp1drgirl]

We have to ditch the mentality that Peter Parker is weak, it’s just wrong

[batsandbirdbrains]

Bruce Wayne at the circus, seeing a shocked eight year old little boy kneel on the ground in a puddle of his parents’ blood, and rushing from the stands to wrap him in his coat and carry him away. Bruce Wayne tucking the boy’s face into his shoulder and whispering as calmly as he can, “Don’t look. You’re going to be okay, I promise you’re going to be okay, just don’t look.”

Detective Gordon, watching as he walks by, being transported to twenty years prior when he was a rookie cop first on the scene for the Wayne murders and finding a shocked eight year old little boy standing in a puddle of his parents’ blood. Remembering how he wrapped his jacket around him and carried him away in a hurry, tucking his face into his shoulder and whispering, “Don’t look. You’re going to be okay, I promise you’re going to be okay, just don’t look.”

Gordon watching as the supposed playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne does everything he can to comfort Dick Grayson, this little boy from the circus he’s never even met before, because he knows exactly the kind of pain he’s going through in this moment.

Gordon realizing that his moment of panic when trying to get little Bruce Wayne away from his parents’ dead bodies had more of an impact than he ever could have imagined.

[ssp1drgirl]

Spideyhood save me…

[robin-vb]

My shaylas are feeling whelmed

[frazzledrazzled]

Tim, presenting his photo evidence as to how he knows Bruce Wayne is Batman: And then here's one of Nightwing kissing Kid Flash, and another of Dick kissing Wally West!

Bruce, turning slowly to Dick: You don't say?

(Bruce: I'm not upset you're pan, I'm upset you're dating him

Tim: Yeah, Dick, he couldn't be upset that you're into guys, 'cause here's a list of every man Bruce has slept with in the last year)

[papayafromtv]

goodie two-shoes newly adopted jason todd is one of the funniest fucking things to come out of the batfamily fandom, actually. y’all remember that episode of the office us where dwight gets fired and the day afterwards micheal is all sad like ‘why haven’t the cleaning ladies arranged the toys in my office and watered my plants?’ and everybody tells him ‘no dwight used to do that.’ ? in the funniest way possible i want this to be bruce and jason.

jason todd who was such a sweet eager-to-please kid. he literally adored bruce for taking him in and letting him be robin, so he was doing literally anything he could think of to make his adoption worthwhile to bruce. being the model student at school, keeping his room immaculately clean, training as much as he could--the enthusiasm was genuinely baffling to bruce, who up until that point had only ever dealt with dick motherfucking grayson as a child under his care. at first he thought something was wrong with jason, or that he was covering something up. alfred had to pull him aside after a few months just like 'no he's genuinely this much of a people pleaser, master bruce. this isn't an act'. they had no idea what to do with this kid.

bruce doesn't even know most of the stuff jason does, he just assumes these little things Happen to Happen, and doesn't consider that it isn't alfred or that it might not be a coincidence. he counts himself lucky that jason is a well behaved kid and doesn't look too far into the details of how far that behaviour goes. so through the years after jason's death, bruce is genuinely just... fucking baffled.

"alfred, why did you stop making those little smoothie pots and leaving them in the fridge for my breakfasts? i really liked them, but you never have them anymore."

"...what smoothie pots?"

"the ones you always left in the door of the fridge for me, with the post-it notes telling me to have a good morning."

"i have never made you a smoothie pot, master bruce. i fear this was another of jason's little habits."

"...shit."

"indeed."

"so you don't know how to make these smoothie pots?"

like- i want jason to have literally been doing the most random fucking stuff you can think of. he was organising bruce's sock drawer, watering the plants in the downstairs bathroom, stapling together all the WE files in bruce's office so that bruce wouldn't misplace any of them. he was going above and beyond to make bruce's life as easy as possible in any way he could think of for YEARS, and he did it all so quietly that bruce never noticed until jason wasn't around anymore and all of a sudden his life was real fuckin' inconvenient and he had no idea why.

i just think it would be funny if red hood does a big identity reveal in front of all the bats and bruce just instantly bursts into tears in jason's arms weeping about how 'alfred let the fern die and they had to buy a new mop bucket because nobody knew where jason had stored it last' and jason is just. very confused holding a sobbing batman because he genuinely forgot that he used to do any of that stuff. meanwhile dick's in the background next to tim and he's just like 'so were you the one that organised the west attic? 'cause tim thinks it was the spirit of thomas wayne and we've been arguing about it for six months.'

bonus points if the league of assassins comes into it because at some point talia comes to visit damian and her and bruce get to chatting about jason, and bruce gets all teary and fond as he waxes poetic about how amazing and helpful jason was as a kid living around the manor, all the stuff he used to do, and then he turns to talia to ask what he was like living with her and she looks at him with the eyes of a long-dead veteran to tell him 'within his first two months he'd blown up two watchtowers, taught damian to call us all slurs in six different languages, and shaved a strip of my father's hair off while he was asleep. over his time with us he has personally contributed to the creation of ninety-three new rules around the compound, and the day before he left for gotham i personally watched him set fire to one of our helicopters.' and then there's just a really awkward period of silence because bruce has no idea what to say to that because HIS time with jason was fuckin great.

[herringbonestitch]

Bruce and Alfred are the only ones that can tell when there's genuine hostility between the kids.

Imagine this, the justice league meet at the manor, as friends, everything is sitting at the table and they start to hear yelling in he other room. Tim and Damian barge in, fully fighting.

Kick, screams, insults a broken vase, something is thrown around. And then Tim chases Damian out of the room.

Everyone looks at Bruce, expecting him to go intervene or something. Bruce is unfazed, still sipping on his coffee. "They're just playing." He murmurs.

Then Jason walks in, completely chill, takes some food, and sits in one of the couches. Then Cass walks in, with a bruise in her face.

"Bad night at patrol?" Jason asks.

And Cass stares at him.

Bruce is automatically up and between them, Cass walks away with a huff and Bruce starts scolding Jason for "instigating" her.

The league is just confused as hell.