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☆ —i don't put anything into my mouth that's on fire... :/ ☆ she/he; galaxy brain dump (feel free to block my lb tags)

[st4rfvckerr]

do you ever think about Natalie who doesn't see Gabe but can feel his touch... because she has never met him yet she's all too aware of the immense grief looming over her family... she doesn't know who he is but she knows he's there...

[pluubyy]

let’s be ponies and not tell abigail

[keepkeepkeepitup]

To all the expansion team GM’s; Brianne Jenner is a no good, talentless ugly deadbeat dad. She cannot score goals and she does not light up a locker room. You do not want her on your team, you want to leave her in Ottawa with her *checks notes* ragtag clown crew. thank you, this has been a public service announcement.

[st4rfvckerr]

you guys all saw the small font where they said if the expansion teams don't get enough players signed into their roster they're going to end up doing player selection like last year. right? don't feel too safe is all i'm saying 💔

[st4rfvckerr]

so the Minnesota Frost did NOT end up protecting curl

who is doomed?

pwhl detroit

pwhl hamilton

pwhl las vegas

pwhl san jose

ken klee

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

[st4rfvckerr]

trying to trick hamilton because Kendra Woodland starting goalie of pwhl hamilton has a nice ring to it and so does Brianne Jenner remains in Ottawa forever

[st4rfvckerr]

is the new york sirens' strategy for next season to let in a bunch of goals but score even more goals than the other team or what. i'm crying they did not gaf about defence

[dykeslovehockey]

ITS 5:00 WJERE ARE THEY

[gabeofcrows]

im so obsessed with the idea that kaz just reads everything for wylan, but in such a natural way that everyone forgets that it's because wylan can't read, and kaz kind of forgets that everyone else can read

kaz bringing in the newspaper saying 'look at this', slamming the paper down on the table for for everyone to see and announces the headline 'pekka rollins shits himself in the harbour'. it's just instinctual to read it out, even though everyone else at the table can read what it says

kaz going to restaurants with the crows and handing wylan a menu saying 'they've got that herb chicken you like'. then he scans it again and points to a couple of things that he also knows wylan likes, and it's so causal and conversational and wylan doesn't feel scrutinised, or as though he's being looked after

(kaz also starts point out things the others like before remembering that they can read the menu and then just stops talking)

kaz and wylan going to coffee shops and kaz goes 'what do you think you're gonna get' before they get there so that wylan doesn't panic inside the shop. and he doesn't leave room for wyan to ask him to read things out, because kaz knows he hates doing that. so they go and kaz just says 'you want syrup in your coffee? they've got vanilla, caramel, or hazelnut'

and it's just so easy and instinctual. it makes wylan feel normal, because being read to isnt a big part of what's going on. kaz just manages to easily slip it into conversation without thinking, as though he does it with everyone

(now imagine wylan isn't there and kaz begrudgingly gets waffles with another member of the dregs (he's getting soft) and immediately goes 'what sort of syrup do you like? because they've got apple, strawberry or chocolate, but it does say you can get a mix' and the dreg is like 'i know? the menu is right in front of me?' and kaz just kind of realises that he doesn't even think about doing it anymore)

(also imagine him getting a letter and some of the higher ranked dregs need to know about it, and instead of just giving them it to read, kaz starts just reading it out, and all of the other dregs are like 'isn't it easier is we just read it ourselves?' and kaz just pauses and wonders when he actually started hanging out with wylan so much that he's the only person he knows how to talk to)

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[chirpingfromthebox]

It's that time of year again, so let's all take a moment to remember that "re-signed" and "resigned" are very different words.

[st4rfvckerr]

reassuring affirmations:

ian kennedy is a DIRTY FILTHY LIAR and pwhl hamilton will NOT use their magic yoink contract to steal brianne jenner since nurse just re-signed

ian kennedy DOES NOT TELL THE TRUTH

ian kennedy DOES NOT HAVE ACTUAL SOURCES

[st4rfvckerr]

sarah nurse protected by vancouver brianne jenner RUN!!! NOW!!!!!! THEY'RE GOING TO GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭

[st4rfvckerr]

someone hold my hand i need to lock up my phone for 4hrs now what if they blow up my entire team :(

[st4rfvckerr]

i'm back and genuinely nothing happened yet i was def too dramatic. anyway

[st4rfvckerr]

someone hold my hand i need to lock up my phone for 4hrs now what if they blow up my entire team :(

[st4rfvckerr]

i have all post notifications on for the ottawa charge instagram and genuinely JUMPED on that one just for it to be them doing fucking brainteasers 💔

[st4rfvckerr]

wdym phase 1 signing period opens in 5 minutes. i don't wanna do this please spare me