this is where i reblog and post whatever i want

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[a-most-beloved-fool]

i do think that bashir and garak could play a sherlock holmes hologame together but ONLY if they're playing as holmes and moriarty respectively. there is no watson.

[knivesandteeth]

I think theres a watson exactly once. It is miles and he had to put up with so much flirt arguing that he will never agree to anything like it again

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[zooophagous]

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

[bitchydragondoodle]

i dunno what fandom this is from but it also gives me reasonable hope to keep fighting for a better future and i like it :)

[zooophagous]

That would be the "Ancient Egyptian Mythology" fandom

[justsixerror]

[Image description: a comic drawn in three colors (red, black, and white) featuring Set, an Egyptian humanoid deity with a head of an unidentifiable animal that has a downward curving snout and long ears with squared-off ends, and Apep, the Egyptian snake deity of chaos.

The first page shows Apep towering over Set, who looks tiny in comparison. "Just give up" says Apep, "It is reasonable to do so at this point".

On the second page Set replies, baring its teeth and holding up its weapon: "Do I look reasonable to you?"

Set is drawn with a bright red while Apep is pitch black. The background is white on both pages. The text is stylized in all caps.

End image description.]

[voluptatiscausa]

Temeraire dashboard simulator

☁️ dragonflyer

temeraire the boat 🤝 temeraire the dragon

stolen from the french

😠 angrywinchester

ok for a moment i was going crazy i was like. wasnt it english built. but apparently the battle of trafalgar temeraire was named after an earlier temeraire stolen from the french

😠 angrywinchester

also fantastic move by william laurence, after stealing a dragon egg from the french. “yknow what would be so funny-"

☁️ dragonflyer

the royal navy: rubbing it in since 1759

☁️ dragonflyer

going through the wikipedia for the temeraire-class and I swear like a third of these things were captured by the british lmao

😠 angrywinchester

“should we build a new temeraire?” “no….just wait….wait for the french to build it…"

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🗡️ rolandinthedeep

New South Wales core

😎 kuling-chill-e

:(

🗡️ rolandinthedeep

/affectionate

😎 kuling-chill-e

:)

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🚓 is-william-laurence-currently-a-convicted-criminal

no

#check back tomorrow

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🐉 temer-marry-me

fellow dragonfuckers I’m thinking about those tendrils today

🧚🏽 dragonrider69

#girl I am at WORK you cannot be distracting me like this

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🗣️ morelikeaerialbore

people thinking we can’t let dragons walk around London because of the size of the streets or the citizenry pissing themselves in fear, WRONG, the real reason is dragons talk too loud and you would never escape the sound of Perscitia arguing with the finance bros about bitcoin

#I’m the only one brave enough to say this #dragon rights

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🪽 wingmanbutnotmid

the captain and tharkay are back from yet another harrowing adventure

#the sight of tharkay literally cured his amnesia and you’re telling me I’m tinhatting

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👑 vivelempereur

New chapter of The Emperor’s Greatest Conquest (E, 183,832k, 42/?) is up!

Laurence does not turn away from the window as Napoleon enters the room. He must not have heard the footsteps, too absorbed in contemplating the beauty of the Emperor’s work, the gracious pavilions, the broad streets, the well-tended and loyal beasts. That is the only explanation; Laurence is ever courteous, even when held as a guest of honour in a land not his own. It gives Napoleon a chance to study Laurence in profile; the proud raise of the chin, the intelligence in the gaze, the slight frown of the lips. To any other, perhaps, his face would be unreadable. But to the Emperor…he knows. He knows the war that wages in that noble breast, of loyalty and desire. Today, Napoleon vows, Today. Today, I will taste a tongue that has never told a lie. Today, I will have him.

#Napoleon x Laurence #Napolliam #rpf #things are finally getting spicy! #don’t like don’t read #next chapter will post after this one gets at least 500 comments

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👩🏼‍✈️ themainjane

Longwing captains in books written by men: The wind tousled her auburn locks and parted her shirt, revealing the creamy hills of her bosom, as she stood on the neck of her dragon. She sighed, fearing such would be the only caresses she would ever know. When, oh, when would the admiral look upon her, and see, not a Captain of the aerial corps, but a woman? A soft and tender woman, with a woman’s needs and a woman’s heart?

Longwing captains in real life: I think I left my neckcloth in the tent of the courier I pegged last night

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💅 notsolittle

Napoleon if he was @kazilikdeeznuts’s captain

🔥 kazilikdeeznuts

As if my Granby wouldn’t look perfectly splendid with his tits out, I will commission this at once

🧯 longjohns

do nOT

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🇬🇧 ioutrankinyou

@/identifying-ships-in-posts was literally convicted of treason but y’all still reblogging. He is not your “wholesome navycore dad” he’s a fucking criminal. And all you apologists can stop sending me anons, it’s like I’m the only one who has any fucking loyalty to their country

🧯 longjohns

girl….just say you’re pro-war crimes it’s faster

#he’s really out here saying this shit with his whole chest still

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🏳️‍🌈 queerthesky

#just met admiral roland #join the corps they said #it’ll be fun they said #you can wear breeches and hang out with dragons #I am here to warn you that this is a joke they are playing on the sapphics #they want us dead

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☀️ alwaysanensign

look LOOK I’m glad the captain got his memories back too ALL I AM SAYING is it was so fucking funny to watch the most proper gentleman ever invented realize women served in the corps, AGAIN, we got to see it TWICE like you can’t pay for that kind of entertainment

🦅 flyyoufools

I knooooow I’m glad he’s loosened up but remember what he was like when he first got to Loch Laggan idk sometimes I miss that guy

🗡️ rolandinthedeep

petition to hit him on the head once a year and say “it’s ok sir we will take you to meet with the admiral” and re-introduce him to my mom

#please it would be so funny #I would trade christmas for this

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🪽 wingmanbutnotmid

Captain Laurence when you’ve been serving with him since the year 5 but still call everything that floats in water a boat

#he’s not mad he’s just disappointed

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[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[at-the-end-of-all]

has anyone done this yet idk?

[drtanner]

[cutecipher]

there's art inside me trying to get out

[pixelartpeach]

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

[pixelartpeach]

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

[seven-oh-four]

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

[pixelartpeach]

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

[pancake-blogging]

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

[too-many-blorbos]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

[sentientballofpeas]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[pixelartpeach]

϶—T÷h÷a÷t÷s÷A÷G÷o÷o—d—P o

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[tboy-cock]

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[toskarinfr]

[kayvsworld]

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy

[illmadekn1ght]

they should invent tumblr mutuals that live next door to you

[sweatermuppet]

very skilled at having a headache