this is where i reblog and post whatever i want

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[duckbunny]

media literacy includes understanding why a media product was made, to whom it's being sold, and the assumed preferences of its marketing demographic. narrative is not produced or sold in a vacuum.

[duckbunny]

you might be totally correct that your ship would be narratively satisfying. I don't know, I'm not watching your show. Whether your ship is likely to happen on the show is a whole different question to whether it's satisfying, because the show is being sold to Netflix or Amazon or the BBC, and they are purchasing a show they think they can market to a particular demographic and that demographic isn't you, the nightmarishly online tumblr user. The show is being made for marketability to a constructed average viewer. It is being funded with that audience in mind. This art is being made to commission, and commissioned art is art, but at some point you have to stop expecting the Church to commission a statue of Lucifer fucking St Michael. It might be narratively satisfying, but that's just not what they're paying for.

[zzzora]

Funderingar på vad ni ska göra i sommar? Ingen fara, har satt ihop en fin-fin Sverige roadtrip karta som går till några av de mest sevärda platserna.

[zzzora]

Funderingar på vad ni ska göra i sommar? Ingen fara, har satt ihop en fin-fin Sverige roadtrip karta som går till några av de mest sevärda platserna.

[abimee]

[tricky-pockets]

There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT

[fangorn-forest]

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

[batbetbitbotbut]

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[37q]

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Voting ended onJul 15

Rebagel for science pls.

[svetzzi]

go away forever with me

[kopytki]

drew fanart of the thang

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

BIGASS TEMERAIRE MASS ATTACK FUCK YEAH

Tumblr won't let me upload the actual image for some reason?? so here's a link to the full-sized thing on FileGarden and the AF attack itself with notes and close-ups

Characters: Rhiannon, Wannewup, Reenste, Venustus and Ymroddiad by @travellingdragon, Texas Red, Bellicus and Big Iron by @rolethelaglord, Aurora by @noughticalcrossings, Genereux by @nighttimepatrons, Falcon and Musket by @blazingarts, Ehre by @kykafitzdinguss, Defiance by Cubelis, Griseo by ursar, Voltaire and Nathaniel Wagner by kipling, Cyniss by Stardestiny24, Aviaria by @sharktoraptor, Verfolger by Branchedder, Thaelin by @d-llahanspade and Goliath by fedya111

This took about four days and Sketchbook had an aneurysm like million times in the process. I never want to do anything like this ever again (<- will do it again next year)

[aletheyass]

it’s insane to me that some women think taking their husbands surname is romantic like i’m not changing my name that’s my name it’s literally a crazy concept to me to legally change a name for a man like girl that’s witness protection stuff wdym you’re just changing your name???? one day just like that? all the paperwork and for what?? it’s sooooo stupid as well as regressive. sorry

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin