episode of phineas and ferb where they unwittingly become john kramer’s apprentices
“you’re using these devices to torture people? that’s not what summer is all about! people appreciate their lives through fun, not through near-death experiences!”
“yes, but you can’t reform the health insurance industry through fun.”
“…say what you want about him, ferb, but the man has his principles.”
“honestly, perry the platypus, I can’t stand that jigsaw character. always yammering on about ‘moral imperatives’ and ‘changing lives.’ it’s all hooey. to say nothing of the clean up. you wanna know how many hours a day he spends cleaning the traps? seven. i asked him. three of which are spent just on the puppet. i told him to just cover it with a sheet, but he got all mad and told me it would ruin the effect. some people, i swear.”
