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There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.
@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes
The most important writing lesson I ever learned was not in a screenwriting class, but a fiction class.
This was senior year of college. Most of us had already been accepted into grad school of some sort. We felt powerful, we felt talented, and most of all, we felt artistic.
It was the advanced fiction workshop, and we did an entire round of workshops with everyone’s best stories, their most advanced work, their most polished pieces. It was very technical and, most of all, very artistic.
IE: They were boring pieces of pretentious crap.
Now the teacher was either a genius OR was tired of our shit, and decided to give us a challenge. Flash fiction, he said. Write something as quickly as possible. Make it stupid. Make it not mean a thing, just be a quick little blast of words.
And, of course, we all got stupid. Little one and two pages of prose without the barriers that it must be good. Little flashes of characters, little bits of scenarios.
And they were electric. All of them. So interesting, so vivid, not held back by the need to write important things or artistic things.
One sticks in my mind even today. The guys original piece was a thinky, thoughtful piece relating the breaking up of threesomes to volcanoes and uncontrolled eruptions that was just annoying to read. But his flash fiction was this three page bit about a homeless man who stole a truck full of coca cola and had to bribe people to drink the soda so he could return the cans to recycling so he could afford one night with the prostitute he loved.
It was funny, it was heartfelt, and it was so, so, so well written.
And just that one little bit of advice, the write something short and stupid, changed a ton of people’s writing styles for the better.
It was amazing. So go. Go write something small. Go write something that’s not artistic. Go write something stupid. Go have fun.
Stupidity is, on occasion, a true thing of beauty
Write something stupid
is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours
as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)
That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?
legally i am not allowed to comment
I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls
YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s back
no fucking way
Isthis fucking reallife
Man this sports Anime has a really good budget
“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”
i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering
ALL TIME FAVE
Marry that man
holy fuck the breadth of emotion in this video is astounding
I used to be a grader and an occasional substitute prof for an introductory astronomy lab. That means that the majority of the people in this lab are only taking it because it’s a requirement and about half of them think it’s an astrology class.
I was grading midterms and this one girl. She was so nice and I think she was a business major. Fuck. The question on the midterm was to draw a diagram of the solar system and this poor girl. This fucking girl had drawn a Mars-centric solar system. As in every planet and the sun were orbiting Mars. I now actually have a custom Cards Againsy Humanity card I got at a con that says “A Mars-centric solar system”
I had a boy argue with me that there was liquid water on the moon (this was around when they had found liquid water on Mars in ~2015) and he wouldn’t believe me that he likely meant Mars and not the moon. After I marked his answer to the relevant lab question wrong, he took it to the department head who had promptly laughed him out of the office.
And there was another boy who, during a lab in our observatory where we would look at certain things in the sky, asked where the sun was. At 10pm in November. After some questioning it was revealed that he thought the moon and the sun were the same thing.
My friend, whom I love dearly, found out that the moon orbits the earth as a 20-year-old in an upper-level political science class, and was utterly and completely flabbergasted. When questioned, her defense was that she doesn’t have anything to do with the moon, so why would she have needed to know?
i was once talking to a friend of mine about how at that point in time you could see mars, jupiter, and venus at the same time, which was pretty cool, and she said “where’s pluto? wait, it was destroyed” and that’s how i found out that my friend, who is in her third year of a medical degree, thought that pluto stopped being a planet because it was eaten by a black hole.
This is beautifully hilarious. 👆🏾 Gay Culture
You can tell the camera person knew they both were bout to propose! Lol
Armageddon is one of the few DVDs I didn’t sell because Ben Affleck on the commentary track is relentless. Below is the clip of the commentary from where this tidbit of trivia came from. Please take a moment to witness the magic.
this is so fucking funny
“aim the drill at the ground and turn it on”
Trying to make the plot points in your story work like
Stepping into the Shadows Excerpt: Astraea & Ichnaea
October 19, 2023
“I’m so bored,” Astraea groaned. She laid on the forest ground and threw her arm over her forehead for added dramatic effect.
“You’re a drama queen, is what you are,” Ichnaea said back. She was leaning against a nearby tree and wasn’t in the mood to listen to Astraea’s bitching.
“You’re so unsympathetic to my struggles. Just for that I’m sending my bad mood to you.”
Ichnaea rolled her eyes. “We might be twins but we can’t share feelings, no matter what you think.”
Astraea and Ichnaea were identical twins with dark brown skin, full lips, and long eyelashes. Well, they were almost identical. Astraea broke her nose once and now it was slightly crooked. Astraea wore her hair in boxer-braids and Ichnaea wore hers in a two dutch braids. Astraea’s eyes were purple and Ichnaea’s were brown.
But other than that, they were identical.
“Our life is filled with a series of insanely stressful days followed by a series of days where nothing happens and then the cycle repeats itself, you know that?”
“Yes Astraea, I know. I’ve been doing this for three years now, same as you.”
The snapping of branches alerted Ichnaea to someone approaching. She sat up straighter, adjusting her sunglasses at the sight of Lieutenant Richardson. He had a white skin tone, hair shaved close to his head, and a face that showed his age. He looked from Ichnaea to Astraea, gaze lingering on Astraea who was still laying down. Her mouth curled in a smile as she sent him a sarcastic two finger salute. He glowered at her before he started talking.
“We have a new member joining our squad. Should be arriving in a few days, so we’re going to camp here until then. Be on your best behavior.”
“Of course, Lieutenant, aren’t we always?” Astraea drawled.
“Watch yourself, girl. Best trackers the U.S. has or not I won’t hesitate.”
Ichnaea felt the hair on the back of her neck stand up. She knew he wouldn’t kill them. They were the best trackers in the Orion Project, but they both knew there were things worse than death.
“Course. Cross my heart.” Astraea’s mouth was smiling but behind her sunglasses Ichnaea could see the coldness in her eyes.
The Lieutenant looked like he wanted to say something else but thought better of it and left.
Once Ichnaea could no longer hear his footsteps, she hissed, “why do you antagonize him?”
“Cause it’s fun and I can. Relax, he won’t do anything about it. If he hasn’t yet, I doubt he ever will.”
Ichnaea narrowed her eyes as she watched her sister carefully. “You’re awfully happy after being told they’re adding something else to the squad.”
Astraea shrugged the best she could while laying down. “We could use new people, spice things up a bit.”
“Don’t give me that bullshit. You’re hoping that they send a pretty girl that you can pine over.”
Astraea laughed. “True. I don’t know why you said it like it’s some great secret I’m trying to hide. And if it is a girl, I’m sure the pining stage of our relationship won’t last long.”
“Oh my God, I don’t want to hear about your imaginary sex life.”
“You’re the one who went there.” A dreamy look crossed her face. “God, I hope she’s strong.”
“You’d really hook up with a soldier?”
Astraea rolled onto her stomach so she could see Ichnaea. “How do you know they’re sending a soldier?”
“Who else would they send? Lieutenant Richardson and Corporal Williams are the only soldiers here, only ones ‘keeping us in line.’ The ratio of Deviants to humans is four to two. They probably want to even the odds, and if they’re going to send another human they might as well send a useful one,” Ichnaea pointed out.
“Damn,” Astraea muttered. “Was hoping for another Deviant.”
“And they might send a guy.”
“Ugh, I hope not. Don’t say that.”
Ichnaea laughed at the disgusted face her sister made.
“I’m lonely, Ich-”
“Please don’t call me that.”
“-and it’s not like there are any opportunities to meet someone, what with how we move every week. The only other girl in our squad is like ten.”
“There’s no way she’s ten.”
“She could be,” Astraea insisted. “Either way, her specific age doesn’t matter- she’s definitely too young for me. I’m going to be alone forever.”
“I can’t tell what I’d rather have happen,” Ichnaea began thoughtfully. “Have them send another asshole soldier boy and have to listen to you bitch and moan about being lonely or have them send a woman soldier and have to watch you flirt. Badly.”
A laugh burst out of Astraea like she was surprised by it. “Shut up, you asshole. I spill my deepest feelings and darkest fears to you and you make fun of me? What kind of sister-”
“Oh my God,” Ichnaea said, laughing as well.
Once their laughter settled down, Astraea smiled softly and took Ichnaea’s hand in hers. “It’ll be alright, no matter who they send. We’ll be alright.”
Ichnaea stared down at their hands, at Astraea’s chipped pink nail polish and her own dirty, uneven nails and smiled. She squeezed her hand.
“Yeah, we will.”
“And who knows, maybe they’ll be great, yeah? Maybe it’ll be amazing.”
“Maybe,” Ichnaea whispered, not believing it.
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Halyn Jacobs: character intro * Darkness’ arrival excerpt * moodboard
Roman De Angelis: character intro * Regulator station excerpt * meeting Jason excerpt (Roman’s POV) * meeting Roman excerpt (Jason’s POV) * public image * character creation
Jules Silva: character intro * Jules’ morning excerpt
Astraea: character intro * first meeting excerpt * dumbass trio excerpt
Ichnaea: character intro * first meeting excerpt * dumbass trio excerpt
Hellion: call me H excerpt * Naomi excerpt
Jason Sokolov: meeting Roman excerpt (Jason’s POV) * meeting Jason excerpt (Roman’s POV)
Greyson Garner: character intro * prison break excerpt
Dom Stirling: character intro * dumbass trio excerpt
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Prologue (Deviants Found)
Call Me H
Meeting Astraea & Ichnaea
The Regulator Station
Jules’ Morning
Meeting Jason (Roman’s POV)
Meeting Roman (Jason’s POV)
Darkness’ Arrival
Prison Break
My Dumbass Trio
Naomi & Hellion
Random Trivia & Spoilers
Orion Project and DRD’s History
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GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL--
DO THEY KNOW IM ROOTING FOR THEM? DO THESE MEN KNOW THEYRE IN MY PRAYERS
I had to check and this was posted 12h ago!!
*doesnt check my academic email* everythings OK
Why do they always write their articles like this??
i think they did confirm it by naming it this
and drawing it like this
also guess what its japanese name literally translates to
Im losing it at this tag
One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.
I want to be Louise when I grow up
The writing in this show is so flawless
the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time