Artemis

Loser who loves their headphones

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I constantly talk about them and these lyrics, and the vibe worked its way into the timber fic I wrote, so I thought I might as well make an edit to it too.

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This might be too niche, but Crystal Palace and Kara Zor-El should be allowed to be messy and mildly rude to ppl together

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I need a fic with this vibe

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Bernard you mean the world to me

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I had to make my stupid thought a reality

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Here’s which detectives in media I think would be each batfam members favorite + some other hcs

Bruce: Sherlock Holmes

He just an old guy who’s into classics. He’s read all the Holmes books but hasn’t watched many adaptations. Tim made him watch BBC Sherlock, and somehow this led to him explaining johnlock to Bruce. (In the top 10 conversations Tim wish he could’ve avoided). Honorable mention to Dupin who’s his second favorite.

Dick: Shawn Spencer

Overall isn’t super into detective media, he knows enough intelligent and nosy ppl to fill that role in his life. Finds Shawn funny though. (I’ve watched like one episode of Psyche so this is mostly off vibe.)

Jason: Miss Marple

I could see him just being rlly into Agatha Christie in general. Prob also likes Tommy & Tuppence. If he’s read then book then he’ll watch the adaptation and be rlly judgey about it.

Tim: Sherlock Holmes

He’s the one in the family who’s most in detective fiction. (He forces his family to watch a bunch of shit with him). The Jeremey Brett movies are his favorite Sherlock adaptations, but he has watched a bunch of them. Honorably mention to Benoit Blanc, he loves the knives out movies.

Damian: Detective Conan

I don’t have good reasoning or thought for this one. It just speaks to me. Tim also showed him Sherlock Hound. Which he said he found too silly, but only said that after they watched the entire series. They then watched Death Note together which he enjoyed a lot.

Cassandra: Enola Holmes

Also don’t have good reasoning for this one. There is something to be said about how the relationship Enola has with her mom makes her feel things.

Stephanie: Pip Fitz-Amobi

Pip makes so many questionable choices and Stephanie supports every single one. That series is the only one she rereads occasionally.

Duke: Scooby doo gang

It’s mostly just a childhood love of his. He watches it whenever he gets sick or is sad. The day he convinces enough ppl to do a group costume with him his life will be complete. Because of the ghosty and silly friend group similarities he also likes the dead boy detectives.

Barbara: Columbo

Probably watched it with her dad. She likes that he’s not framed as a genius, but he’s still able to put things together. Puts it on in the background while she does work sometimes or when she’s taking a break.

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Every time I listen to the glee version of Jessie’s Girl I think of superblond

I listened to it 5 times today before typing this

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Inspired by a post from @enbynuest you were a genius for this idea

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Sometimes I think about how much I would hate Tim Drake if I was Bernard’s friend. Because without the context of him being busy with being vigilante he just seems like a bad boyfriend.

Like I would be seething every time Bernard told me he cancelled a date. Cause wtf else would he be doing with his time? He doesn’t go to college, he isn’t currently employed (and when he was employed he worked for his dad’s company cause he’s a nepo baby). Does he even have hobbies? WTF IS THIS GUY SO BUSY WITH HE HAS NO RESPONSIBILITIES

Even a “we hung out at his place the other day” would piss me off bc why are you always traveling to him when he lives on the ugliest boat in existence. Also why is his boat so ugly? Does he not have any inheritance from his parents that would afford him a better boat? Or is he irresponsible and spent most of it?

This is all to say that if I was Bernard’s friend I’d be begging for them to break up.

(Also I don’t rlly think Tim is the devil, nor do I want timbern to breakup. This is just how I’d feel in that situation)

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Look out, if your friend makes you in tomodachi life, they might make you neighbors with a character you deeply hate. Then they might make you guys interact, and then your miis might start crushing on each other.

This is not funny 💔

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“Once, I took your medication to know what it’s like. And now I have to act like I can’t read your mind”

But it’s this

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My editing skill are about to go dormant again I can feel it. Spent all my skill on timbern

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Wasn’t planning to post any edits on here ngl, but I feel the Bernard fans are starved, so I’m making an exception.

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A concept that I never see people talk about online or in fics is this fear of Batman that Tim seems to be developing after his mom dies. Which sad in itself, but also especially because Bruce honestly seems to be trying his best to be comforting in these panels too.

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I wanna put this kid in a jar and shake him. In a good way.

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Whenever I think a character is cool and then read a bunch of their comics just to go onto the internet and discover a large number of people hate that character I feel like I experienced a public humiliation ritual.

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New mitski album is so beautiful it’s making me want to write Bruharvey fanfic