lil frogs to chill on my log

credit to @jisoupy on twitter for pfp. i am an adult! you can dm for exact age :)

[nicolegendary]

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[louisegluckpdf]

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

[louisegluckpdf]

for reference.

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[brawlite]

let 👏 actors 👏 have 👏 male 👏 pattern 👏 baldness 👏 again

[brawlite]

congrats this post was actually originally about walter skinner

[ezekiel13]

I want to write my fanfic <- isn’t writing my fanfic

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[pileofknives]

[blade-nation]

SNIPED

[sycamorality]

one of my favorite things to do as someone's friend is when they're mentioning something they like. i love going "i'd love to know the lore". and then see them go "OKAY SO LIKE" and then they keep going for the next 2 hours and i get to read about their interests. like yesssss tell me everything about what you love!!!!!

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[feldfrog]

Body parts are often metaphors. Guts are Courage. Spine is Courage. Balls are Courage. Toes are Little piggies :)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[unfuckablebogtroll]

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

[rvllybllply2014]

His sugar work is more impressive than his chocolate work at this point

[kvotheunkvothe]