Currently Suffering Yandere Brainrot

Greetings, fellow Earthlings. This is a multi-fandom account. My current topics of interest are: Undertale (+ UTMV), Cookie Run, Pokemon, and the Powerpuff Girls. I write fanfiction and hope to publish original works in the future.

[stargazeraldroth]

Cookie Run OCs: Beast Cookies (Overhaul)

I am back, once again, with more Cookie Run OCs. I already made a post for my Beast OCs, BUT! There have been many updates made since that post, so I thought it'd be appropriate to make an entirely new thing for them. I changed some attributes around, changed some of the successors/Ancients around, and I even added a new Beast!

As a heads up, this post does discuss some aspects of the canon Beasts' lore, so proceed with caution if you're not up-to-date with their lore.

This post covers: Crystalline Water Cookie, Abundant Butter Cookie, Resplendent Oil Cookie, Aromatic Extract Cookie, and Lavish Egg Cookie.

~Crystalline Water Cookie~

Type: Charge. Position: Front. Element: Water. Pronouns: She/Her. Age Group: Adult (Immortal). Soul Jam: Virtue of Justice. Successor: Mocha Milkshake Cookie. Cookie Traits: Attentive, Independent. Aliases & Titles: Champion of Justice, Overseer of All Waters, Vanquisher of Corruption, Queller of the Beasts. Region: Shimmering Crystal Reefs, Beast-Yeast. Voice Claim: AmaLee.

Crystalline Water Cookie is one of the ten Primordial Cookies (later known as the Eight Beast Cookies). She would be of the Charge type and her position would be prioritized to the Front. She carries the Virtue of Justice within her Soul Jam, which takes the form of a light blue teardrop (or water droplet) on the crossguard of her sword.

Baked by the Witches and given the divine Virtue of Justice, she was revered as its champion and upholder. She was tasked with establishing the fundamental civil laws for all of Cookiekind to follow, disciplining mortal Cookies in the ways of right and wrong. Should anyone break these laws, regardless of status, they were to be judged and appropriately punished by her hand. To reduce the possibility of biased judgments, the Witches did not create her with the ability to see. Instead, they gave a unique ability to her Soul Jam, allowing her to see into the souls of other Cookies and deduce their true intentions, feelings, and beliefs. She was both feared and respected by the mortal Cookies of Earthbread, viewed as a symbol of great might and unwavering protection.

Unlike the majority of her companions, whose Virtues withered away with the passage of time, she persisted. Following the crumbling of Abundant Butter Cookie at the hands of the Beasts, she became fully aware of their corrupted nature, and turned her back on them. Seeking guidance from the Witches, she lured the Beasts to a secluded section of Beast-Yeast, where they were imprisoned within the Silver Tree. Knowing she could eventually fall from grace just as they had, she took it upon herself to ensure that would never happen. She struck a deal with the Witches, allowing herself to be reborn as a mortal Cookie (Mocha Milkshake Cookie). As a mortal Cookie, only half of her true power would be able to be utilized, the full potential unlocked only when she remembers who she truly is.

Prior to the corruption of the Beasts, she was closest with Shadow Milk Cookie.

Fun Fact: Crystalline Water Cookie's ability to see into others' souls is NOT constant. It is something she has to consciously activate. Given her connection and control over water, she is capable of breathing underwater, not getting soggy, and walking on water (or any liquid that is at least 50% water).

~Abundant Butter Cookie~

Type: Support. Position: Rear. Element: Earth. Pronouns: She/Her. Age Group: Adult (Immortal). Soul Jam: Virtue of Compassion. Successor: Frosted Sugar Cookie. Cookie Traits: Friendly, Nature-loving. Aliases & Titles: Nurturer of Compassion, Guardian of the Fields, Martyr of Beast-Yeast, The Slain Goddess. Region: Butterfield Plateau, Beast-Yeast. Voice Claim: Chloe Evans.

Abundant Butter Cookie is one of the ten Primordial Cookies (later known as the Eight Beast Cookies). She would be of the Support type and her position would be prioritized to the Rear. She carries the Virtue of Compassion within her Soul Jam, which takes the form of an orange, five-petal flower in the center of her headpiece.

Baked by the Witches and given the divine Virtue of Compassion, she was tasked with helping show mortal Cookies how to find community with each other, and how to be considerate of each other in their times of need. She helped Cookies learn the ways of agriculture, showing them how to cultivate the land and how to tell when the crops are ready to be harvested. She was seen as a benevolent soul and benefactor to all of Earthbread, and her land was seen as a safe haven for all. When the others began to turn to corruption, she opened her land as a true safe haven, providing displaced and injured Cookies with shelter and care. As the situation grew more dire, she tried to reason with her fallen companions and remind them of their Virtues, but to no avail.

The conflict reached its climax when Abundant Butter Cookie attempted to confront the Eight Beasts at the same time, without requesting the aid of Crystalline Water Cookie. Believing she could use her Virtue of Compassion to reason with them, the negotiations quickly spiraled into a fight, and although she was a powerful Cookie and fought for a while, she could not overcome the Eight Beasts and succumbed to her injuries.

Following her demise, her Life Energy drifted across the world, coming across the benevolent Sugar Swan. Saddened by the Nurturer of Compassion's grim passing, the Sugar Swan gathered her Life Energy and created a new body for her, allowing her to be reborn as a daughterly figure: Frosted Sugar Cookie.

Prior to the corruption of the Beasts, she was closest with Eternal Sugar Cookie.

Fun Fact: The reason Abundant Butter Cookie did not request help from Crystalline Water Cookie, thus not making her aware of the Beasts' corruption, was because she was blinded by her own faith and trust in her fallen companions.

~Resplendent Oil Cookie~

Type: Ambush. Position: Middle. Element: Electricity. Pronouns: She/Her. Age Group: Adult (Immortal). Soul Jam: Light of Vanity. Successor: Candied Pecan Cookie. Cookie Traits: Serene, Thorough. Aliases & Titles: Mistress of Vanity, Beholder of Beauty (former). Region: Radiant Oil Isles, Beast-Yeast. Voice Claim: Michaela Laws.

Resplendent Oil Cookie is one of the Eight Beast Cookies. She would be of the Ambush type and her position would be prioritized to the Middle. She wields the power of Vanity, a corrupted side of the Virtue of Beauty she once held. She was the original owner of Candied Pecan Cookie's Soul Jam, being stripped of it upon her descent into villainy. Her Soul Jam takes the form of a pale yellow, bottom-side up, five-sided diamond embedded in her navel.

Baked by the Witches and given the divine Virtue of Beauty, she was tasked with teaching mortal Cookies how to find value and significance in all things. She taught Cookies how to look beyond appearances and find the beauty within. However, as time went on, she began to lose faith in mortal Cookies' ability to understand beauty. Blinded by their biases and egocentric perspectives, mortal Cookies judged the things they did not find beautiful, and began prioritizing physical appearances over inner character. Disgusted by their "true nature", Resplendent Oil Cookie vowed to enlighten all Cookies to the meaning of true beauty.

One by one, she used her immense power to enlighten the Cookies living within her domain, opening their eyes to the truth. Through her relentless pursuit of fulfilling her vow, her own perception of Beauty became distorted, and she became the epitome of Vanity. For none could understand Beauty the way the Beholder did, and all of Earthbread shall be reshaped by her divine vision.

Fun Fact: When Resplendent Oil Cookie "enlightens" a Cookie, she turns them into a golden-hued shell of themselves. She can command these replicas at her leisure. In other words, the "enlightened" Cookies that follow her are little more than mindless drones that operate in a hivemind-esque manner, with her as their Queen. Unlike the other Beasts, she is in denial about her corruption and detests being called the Mistress/Beast of Vanity.

~Aromatic Extract Cookie~

Type: Ranged. Position: Rear. Element: Darkness. Pronouns: He/Him. Age Group: Adult (Immortal). Soul Jam: Light of Madness. Successor: Ghost Mushroom Cookie. Cookie Traits: Handy, Mysterious. Aliases & Titles: Witness of Madness, Restless Creator, Patron of Creativity (former). Region: Canyon of Extraction, Beast-Yeast. Voice Claim: Alejandro Saab (Idc if he already voices Smoked Cheese Cookie, he's one of my favorite VAs).

Aromatic Extract Cookie is one of the Eight Beast Cookies. He would be of the Ranged type and his position would be prioritized to the Rear. He wields the power of Madness, a corrupted side of the Virtue of Creativity he once held. He was the original owner of Ghost Mushroom Cookie's Soul Jam, being stripped of it upon his descent into villainy. His Soul Jam takes the form of a murky, iridescent, emerald-cut rectangle on his scepter.

Baked by the Witches and given the divine Virtue of Creativity, he was tasked with encouraging mortal Cookies to pursue their talents and express themselves in a myriad of ways. Although he was an exceptionally talented creative genius in his own right, he always restrained himself and never allowed it to show, wanting mortal Cookies to have their moments and not feel discouraged by his artistic aptitude. In doing so, he was often lost thinking of the stories and visions in his head, prone to daydreaming and fantasizing about anything and everything. One day, when visiting the Spire of Knowledge, he witnessed something he should not have, and his mind began to rapidly deteriorate.

In an act of desperation, Shadow Milk Cookie- the corrupted Fount of Knowledge- used his power to thwart the erosion of his mind. However, the damage was already done, and he awoke as the Witness of Madness. Unable to control the visions in his head, he unleashed his artistic prowess on Earthbread, warping the land into a never-ending canvas for him to experiment with.

Fun Fact: By unleashing his power of Creativity, Aromatic Extract Cookie's imagination quite literally manifests into reality through his thoughts alone. Like in the "Inspiration Manifestation" episode of My Little Pony, when Rarity uses that spell that allows her to bring her creative visions to life. He doesn't realize his imagination's spilling into the world most of the time, as it can happen subconsciously. Burning Spice Cookie typically has to clean up his messes.

~Lavish Egg Cookie~

Type: Defense. Position: Front. Element: Steel. Pronouns: She/Her. Age Group: Adult (Immortal). Soul Jam: Light of Greed. Successor: Tutti Frutti Cookie. Cookie Traits: Sharp-eyed, Tenacious. Aliases & Titles: Treasurer of Greed, The Giver, Giver of Charity (former). Region: Eggyolk Sanctuary, Beast-Yeast. Voice Claim: Patricia Summerset.

Lavish Egg Cookie is one of the Eight Beast Cookies. She would be of the Defense type and her position would be prioritized to the Front. She wields the power of Greed, a corrupted side of the Virtue of Charity she once held. She was the original owner of Tutti Frutti Cookie's Soul Jam, being stripped of it upon her descent into villainy. Her Soul Jam takes the form of a green oval embedded in her headpiece.

Baked by the Witches and given the divine Virtue of Charity, she was tasked with going around the world and bestowing gifts onto the mortal Cookies, satisfying their wants and needs wherever she went. She was a sincere and generous soul, who always gave to others and never asked for anything in return. However, it wasn't long before mortal Cookies started to take advantage of her hospitality and generosity, making excessive demands and deliberately slacking off so she would do their labor for them. She shouldered these burdens without complaint, believing it be her Witches-given duty to the world, even when her companions raised their concerns and begged for her to take a moment for herself.

Eventually, she reached a breaking point, and her once benevolent nature soured. She started to make demands of the mortal Cookies she aided, with increasing levels of extremity, before retreating to her Sanctuary and only ever making demands. She became a tyrant over her land, forcing the Cookies under her rule to work long hours and constantly meet her demands. Those who were unable to meet her demands and expectations were swiftly punished, sometimes with death. As her insatiable Greed grew, she committed an act so unforgivable that it tainted her Soul Jam forever: trapping Cookies' souls within objects for her to admire.

Fun Fact: The vessels Lavish Egg Cookie uses for Cookies' souls are meant to resemble the soul gems from the Madoka Magica franchise. She only creates these vessels for Cookies she comes to adore the most, much like cherished dolls on a shelf.

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Alright, and that's my five Beast Cookie OCs, revamped and overhauled to be up-to-date! I really like what I have going for them. I hope I'll be able to work up the motivation to write something for these fellas some day, I think that'd be really cool!

Next, I think I should work on the Ancient Hero OCs, though I'm a little conflicted on whether or not to include Mocha Milkshake Cookie and Frosted Sugar Cookie in that post. They're considered Ancient Heroes from a lore perspective, but obviously with the whole reincarnation/rebirth aspect of their relationship with their "Beast" counterparts, they also don't fully meet the conventional criteria of an Ancient Hero. I probably will include them, just for simplicity's/consistency's sake.

On a final note, I will most likely be making individual posts that cover each of the five Beast OCs, so that I can go into more detail about their characters, personalities, individual lore, etc. At the very least, I definitely see it happening for Crystalline Water Cookie and Abundant Butter Cookie, as they currently have significantly more importance to the overarching lore of the OC AU than the other three.

[stargazeraldroth]

I wish that I was good at art in any form because I have so many ideas for a Columbina redesign but I have absolutely zero means of bringing it to fruition

When I look at Columbina and then I look at characters like Nicole and Alice, who were introduced in Nod-Krai as well, I can't help but giggle at how much of a mess she looks. Imagine getting outdone in your own region when you're supposed to be the face of said region

[stargazeraldroth]

Guys I think my favorite Genshin redesigner (glad1olus) either deleted their account or something happened... it keeps saying the user doesn't exist. Their redesigns were genuinely so GAS and did the characters so much justice compared to Hoyoverse. Their Skirk redesign was genuinely 100x more interesting and reflective of her character than Hoyoverse's

[stargazeraldroth]

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[stargazeraldroth]

The amount of military ads that I've been getting lately is pissing me off to an UNFATHOMABLE degree

[raymondshieldsofficial]

have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero

[raymondshieldsofficial]

her name is Zoë Bread and she doesn’t show her face, and she’s a British artist whose videos are basically her fucking with people in harmless ways - like, asking retail workers if they want an “official” picture of King Charles that is in fact a cartoon and filming their bewilderment (the person is never in the video; she films the floor and her shoes while she’s doing this). she also calls up companies who have stuff like “call us to talk about [X]!” written on their products to see if they’ll really talk to her about [X] and if the person at the call centre doesn’t know (“full unedited silence” is a feature in most of her videos), she will dig and dig until she finds someone who can. or, until she gets bored, which. fair. can’t fault that.

I’m currently trying to get a member of the british peerage to give me £50 because we’re distant cousins. I appreciate her.

she travels around for these videos and one day she went to Manchester and parked on a road called Collier Street.

Collier Street has (or had, at the time) another car park at the end of it - the SIP car park. SIP is a private company that runs these. the signage on Collier Street indicated that the payment machine there was where you’re supposed to pay, so Zoë and a fuckload of other people assumed that that was where you got the tickets. Zoë put it on her car and went about fucking with whoever she decided to confuse today

she gets back to her car, has a parking ticket, and is confused

again - she paid for a ticket. she wasn’t trying to get out of paying.

because she’d bought a ticket from the machine that the SIP car park instead of the council run machine that is actually on a different road, she’d been ticketed. and, rightly so, she contests it and the person at the council says that the rules are the rules and there’s clear signage

Zoë: the signage is misleading

council: we don’t believe it is

Zoë: well, I was misled

council: we believe the signage is adequate

Zoë, being Zoë, doesn’t agree with this. she pulls up literal years’ worth of data on the history of that sign, the parking on the road, and the number of people who got ticketed. very early on, she says she’s not actually bothered about her own ticket, but she’s upset that people are being caught out and sees that it’s a money-making scheme for the council. she speaks to parking wardens, who mostly seem to agree that the signage is misleading. she has data. she calls them back. same response.

Zoë, being an artist, makes her own sign. which she puts up below the official one. and then she waits to see how long it is before it’s taken down.

[note: there was a side quest sometime during this - it went on for months - where she put cones in the parking spaces. the council moved them onto the pavement/sidewalk. this made it inaccessible for wheelchair users, people with prams, other people who can’t just move around them, which is illegal. so she called the council repeatedly to complain about the cones and monitored them until they were moved. this took ages - we are talking weeks.]

Zoë’s sign gets taken down.

the signpost it was attached to, with the misleading sign, becomes a point of pilgrimage for British people who appreciate a good bit of humour with the intent of bullying the local government. it is COVERED in stickers.

her sign is taken down. the sign is not changed. more people get tickets.

[there was a second side quest, where Zoë discovers that the SIP car park - the private one - doesn’t have planning permission. she doesn’t let this slide.]

not happy with this, Zoë calls in to the local radio station. which has a Q&A with Andy Burnham. the Mayor of Manchester. she calls in and asks him about this. Andy Burnham says he’s taking her concern into consideration and will look into it, and get back to her if she calls in next week.

she’s not put through next week.

she contacts his office.

no response.

she calls in again and brings it up.

[all this is happening while she’s repeatedly ringing the council to ask them about it]

she has gone from “harmless tiktok prankster” to “calling out government incompetence”. with a MASSIVE platform.

eventually, after her being interviewed by the BBC, Manchester City Council puts up a sign saying where the actual car park for Collier Street is (there is a running bit where a council worker misheard her and thought she said “Collyhurst Street”, which to my knowledge does not exist. Zoë now exclusively refers to it as that, including in her radio appearance and on her phone calls)

she isn’t done. she now has a petition to force the government to change vague signage. the government said no, all their signage is adequate. she’s now fighting with them. in one of her most recent videos, she was on the phone with the House of Commons enquiry department trying to figure out how to contest it. she’s brilliant.

anyway, this is why the art of Fucking About must never be lost. big up Zoë

[salithemage]

the way ozempic has finally made the fact that eating healthy and exercising doesn't necessarily make you thin well known and society's reaction to this is not "oh i guess being thin or fat doesn't actually show if you're healthy" but "oh i guess everyone should be on this drug"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

also fanfic writers write whatever they want to read for themselves first and foremost. they didn’t write to please you, random stranger on the internet.

fanfic writers didn’t force you to read their works. they’re kind enough to let you in their house for free if you want to. if you don’t like how they decorate their own house, quietly leave instead of telling them things you want them to change about their own house to better suit your personal preferences and calling it “constructive criticism”.

if they specifically ask for one, then sure. give them that. but if they didn’t ask and if you don’t have anything nice to say, quietly leave.

this is our hobby. something we do for ourselves as a form of self care. we don’t get paid for it. and personally if I, as a fellow fanfic writer, want constructive criticism and if I want to “get better” at writing, I will ask for honest feedback from people I personally know, whose opinions I trust and value, not random strangers on the internet who, more often than not, just give me lists of things they want me to write for them and their personal likings instead of any actual constructive criticism.

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[windowz97]

girl who sat next to me at the coffee shop had that Tortured By Computer Work look in her eye so i turned to her and was like Are u doing research? and it turns out she (white) just started working as an indigenous liaison for an ecological wellness surveying company (hired bc she worked with the local nation for a year) so i was like OMG can i share resources with you. and whipped out my 1 million notes and academic papers on ethical Indigenous-settler relations/research and Indigenous perspectives on ecological restoration. she was like omg are u sure this is basically a whole course for free and i wanted to tear my shirt off liek YES!!!! I WANT TO PROMOTE LOW BARRIER EDUCATION TO ADVANCE DECOLONIZATION AND RECONCILIATION!!!!!!!!!!! STEP IN2 MY GOOGLE DOC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[windowz97]

here's a googoodrive folder containing learnings on Experiential Learning in Ecological Restoration annnddd Research Practice in Indigenous Contexts. each course folder contains a "![Course number] Notes" document as well as PDFs of all the text-based readings that the notes draw from :-)

i plan 2 make accessible the learnings from my other classes too but i think ill only have time to do all that anonymizing & reformatting once i graduate in a few months lol

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[silvermoon424]

I watched some videos by that guy who set up a fake ICE hotline to get people to snitch on members of their community. Not only is this very real and useful praxis- he's preventing these ghouls from reaching the real ICE- he also handles the calls in a really amazing way.

For the most part, he doesn't make accusations or insults people, he just repeats back the appalling shit they're telling him. And they get fucking furious. The example that went viral was him fielding a call from a kindergarten teacher who wanted to report one of her student's parents.

This absolutely disgusting piece of shit thought that the parents were "illegals" who were "taking up resources" because they weren't born in the US. The child was a US citizen because he was born here, but she wanted the "ICE" agent to "look into it."

So this dude just starts repeating stuff back like "so you want me to load the parents of the 5-year-old child you teach into a van and deport them, right?" and this bitch has the gall to say "you make it sound terrible 😅" in a self-conscious way. And then when he finally makes a more direct insult by nonchalantly saying that the 5-year-old "must be a major threat to national security," she demands to speak to his supervisor (which he agrees to and then makes no effort to change his voice for lmao).

This is far from the only call where the whole "repeat their rhetoric back to them" tactic pisses the caller off, too. As rotten, immoral, and disgusting as these ghouls are, I believe there's a tiny part of them that is aware of how fucked up their beliefs and behavior are. Being forced to confront that leads to painful cognitive dissonance and they'd rather lash out at the person who criticized them than look inward and do some self-reflection. Forcing people to confront their own cognitive dissonance of "I'm a good person" clashing with "I have objectively gross and harmful beliefs" is useful, even if it will never go anywhere.

[stargazeraldroth]

I was supposed to be asleep two hours ago. Why the fuck can't I sleep

[hagiomoto]

[bearballing]

i feel like the rest of that tweet should be shown:

[mysharona1987]

[okiitos]

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

[thegreenpea]

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Goddamn preach this

[rogue-cyberman]

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

[isthescavengervideocute]

This feels important to reblog

[dandorime]

Sometimes we don't think we even need help. We believe we can use our existing skills in a way that makes it look like we can solve the problem on our own, and because that seems easier than asking for help, we take that route.

Don't.

If you don't know the EXACT consequences of doing it this new way that you just came up with on the spot, do not proceed.

Every lab disaster I have had to call in professional mitigation to deal with started with "oops, I'll just sweep that up and no-one will know" or "I can just wash it off with water, I'll be fine".

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

[deadgenerations]

the mormon church funds trandwife influencers and is beefing up its social media outreach capabilities by bringing in a lot of heavy hitter youtubers fyi. so when you start seeing more 'wholesome family content' over the next 18 months just know its part of a directed and organised campaign by reactionaries to culturally entrench large families and housewives who baby their husbands