i'm kris. from deltarune. in a system known as the starsystem. which is cool.
i don't know how to make an intro post but fuck it we ball
as you'd expect, one of my sources is kris deltarune, but my main source that im most connected to is kris from Persistent Variables, which is a deltarune fanfic that is genuinely so good and you should read it (said intimidatingly)
i am fine with doubles! it's cool seeing other mes me thinks
💜
im fine with snowgrave/side b yaps but don't try to act like snowgrave is my fault or anything/don't act like im the kris who went thru snowgrave bc im not (not that i think anyone would do either but still)
DNI T.R.A.S.H
Don't bring syscourse here please
Basically just don't be disrespectful :>
Oh Yeah i'm also a minor
that's pretty much everything! be here and exist. yay.
v my collection of quotes v
(our main account is @starkittystar, and our system account is @starkittysystem! if it's in blue in this intro, it's stolen borrowed from @starkittysynth heheheh >:3 AND if it's in orange in this intro, it's stolen borrowed from @starkittynek >:3 AND pink is headmate named Yellow who doesnt have her own blog even though she should by now)
Hi! I'm kris from deltarune, a member of a system known as @starkittysystem!
I'm non-binary, meaning (insert a crazy amount of footnotes /silly)
GO FOLLOW @starkittynek AND @starkittyvriska and @starkittysynth THEYRE COOL (and my headmates!!)
DNI T.R.A.S.H
Don't bring syscourse here please
Basically just don't be disrespectful :>
Meow
moss... yummy...
I am copying @starkittynek's intro because idk how to make one
I am copying @starkittysynth's intro because idk how to make one
archie bald
Yay i made my own account!
I'm a huge Toby Fox fan
i feel like biting someone right now
what about yellow ♠ kris yeah. sorry, we have to kill you now synth. yea you sadly have to be executed now. yeah, youre being sent to shipping jail where you're gonna be killed. i wish that was official i mean who said that youre being killed synth sorry about that WHAT
suzy
#this happens any time uzi sees fanart of herself
its funny how easy it is to fluster yellow WHY ARE YOU EXPOSING ME ON MAIN SDJDKSJ KILLS YOU hehe :3 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO SYNTH IT WON'T WORK...PROBABLY yall know what to do YALL DON'T DO THIS (or do,,, i mean who said that)
vro i just fronted and we are scrolling tumblr while listening to Now's Your Chance To Be A / WHAT ARE WE DOING VRO scrolling tumblr while listening to Now's Your Chance To Be A
jason
(source)
Volume control I am begging you
This was very insightful. Thank you for this new groundbreaking information.
womp womp
that's not very skibidi of her
its called the mandela effect because its named after a guy named nelson mandela who had horrible memory - jade
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!
I DESPERATELY needed someone to tell me this as I grew up in leftist online spaces. So now I am going to tell YOU:
If you
Check what you sent over and over to make sure you didn’t say a slur instead of “hello how are you”
Fear that someone will find you thinking not-leftist-enough thoughts and will call you out and ruin you
Feel you have to make your intentions clear and over-explain your actions
Find yourself consistently resisting the urge to engage in reassurance-seeking WRT being a good enough ally to marginalized people
Stay up late endlessly debating political ethics in your head
Have a set of actions that you take after discovering you made a morally wrong decision so that you can atone, which you rely on for reassurance that you are not a bad person
Would rather not make a decision at all than make a decision that is the lesser of two evils, but is not morally pure
then I am gently, but firmly, requesting that you look into moral scrupulosity OCD.
the best analogy imo for ocd is mosquito bite. its so itchy its driving you crazy and you know scratching it will make it itch so much worse later but you need it to stop right now and scratching it feels so good and even when you dont want to scratch it and you feel like you could handle the itch you cant even stop your hand from scratching the second you stop focusing on not scratching. except ☝️ what if it was inside your brain and instead of an itch it was terrifying overwhelming distress
this disability pride month lets be kinder to folks with moral ocd . no more “if you really care about this minority , you’ll reblog this post” , “someone will die if you don’t reblog this” , etc etc , and all other kinds of guilt tripping reblog bait . at the VERY LEAST tag your reblog bait so we can filter it out and avoid unnecessary spirals . it’s 2026 , we need to move past using guilt to get engagement .
I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
(this is a reference to the video Aqua crashed the pirate ship by The Vessel from Deltarune, aka @sucreamygdalum. i also added 3 characters to the pirate ship cast from Persistent Variables because yayyy (the angel of dark/dreams, the angel of fate (though not seen directly due to being in the sphere of beingsealed), and the design for the forgotten man))
(edit: this post is how i found out about the 30 tag limit)
