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5,000 moths in a trenchcoat • multifandom artificial deceptive mega-liar

[lesbianrustcohle]

I still can’t believe that fanfiction is free

I sometimes have to pay for water, but with a phone and some wifi, I get to read whole novels about my favorite characters for exactly zero additional dollars

How goddamn rad is that

[shockblanketnightmares-deactiva]

all the love to the fanfic authors who make this possible, y'all are the best

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

While Grace is teaching the Eridians, he mentions how important socialization and pack bonding is for humans. Humans require a community to thrive and get depressed if they're left alone, so it's best to keep them in groups. However humans can pack bond with anything, and Grace is very close to the Eridians, so he's okay.

The Eridians misunderstand him, and proceed to panic because they only have one human. They only have one human but it turns out you need to keep them in packs. They can die if they're isolated for to long and they can't let Grace die this is bad bad bad.

So they send a message to earth, asking if anybody would be willing to volunteer to live on Erid with Grace. They stress that while this is a life or death matter, they need the human to be a willing participant. That all of their needs and wants would be met and that the Eridians would give Earth information and technology in exchange. The volunteer would be given a life of luxury in exchange for living on Erid with Grace.

Unfortunately, there is a mistranslation, and the humans think that the Eridians require a sacrifice otherwise they will use their resources against earth. In order to avoid a possible interstellar war with an alien species, they choose a convict who has a life sentence to be locked in a bare rocket and blasted off to Erid.

That is how Simon, the only survivor of his religious extremist cult, ended up on the SM-13 headed to an alien planet against his will.

[nightowl374art]

It’s called being Irish miles

[sejjiplinth]

ryan i am so in love with you .

art by charlie scott

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

[etherealsolacerva]

Me at any given time:

[purple-ravaged]

he would definitely bite tables

[joeyclaire]

welcome to the josh hutcherson renaissance we all have one friend uncontrollably horny for him

[catchymemes]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[spicypepperjack]

Waiting for Beyond the Spider-Verse be like:

[theblackparadeisdead]

What's that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like "I wish I've ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern" because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day

[theblackparadeisdead]

Ok I found it it's called "the lesson of the moth by archy" and it's by Don Marquis

[dduane]

An old favorite. (And the incident with the moth in The Door into Fire is a nod toward this, though not an obvious one.)

[maezanilla]

Some Gwens…

[daily-spooky]

[sunsalabim]

[cedar-west-deactivated20230408]

Talking to people about your characters really is a game changer. You'll start saying things about them you didn't even know you knew.

[cedar-west-deactivated20230408]

[fellshish]

The job minisode is so fun and funny until you realise that the speech crowley gives to the goats he has to destroy is a speech he might as well have given to himself. “You should know why you’re about to die, god has abandoned you, the god who claims to love you and demands your praise has given you up to be destroyed. Bad luck.”

And THEN when a despairing job sits in the evidence of fire and says “how sunk in sin must i be not only to deserve all this but not even to know why” it HITS. It’s like crowley isn’t it… he doesn’t understand why he had to fall…. is he evil… why has god forsaken him…….

[ashfae]

"I don't suppose he's getting any answers."

"No. But just to be able to ask the question."

[amuseoffyre]

“But they’re innocent.” “So were the goats.”