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Tiktok funny sometimes
Yeah, it's time to get this post out again
vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch
sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past
actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway
well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times
Omg..
Even better
this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️
im blowing up this is adorable
Kittens in action playi g around is my favorite subject to capture
Y'all ever think of what the person responsible for Rocky's voice bank must've felt when those videos finally got to earth? Imagine doing a voice acting gig for a bank voice on a computer or whatever that you eventually completely forget about, only for it to one day come back to you when the FIRST intellectual alien lifeform that a human being has ever met decides to use it as their chosen voice. The mild horror. The exhilaration. The emotional punch. This is it. This is your magnum opus. You have given a human voice to a sentient rock and it will NEVER get better than this. Also, they picked you over MERYL STREEP?!?!
Ryland Grace is a teacher.
He was a scientist first. A researcher. Maybe a professor. He, like so many others, dedicated himself to higher academia to the point of self-erasure, chasing the approval of advisors and committees until Grace thought he'd earned the requisite mix of humbling and prestige to stand by his theories. He hadn't. The fallout was apocalyptic and he has to remind himself (not daily, but often) that it was worth it to discover 8th grade science instead. He loves it. He was meant for this and it shouldn't matter that all the non-teachers in his life think he's settling, casting pitying looks when he insists that yes, he prefers working with middle schoolers to cutting-edge members of his field.
The other teachers are nice enough, though judgemental in their own ways. They resent the minuscule pay bump that comes with his PhD, the notoriety of his publications, the habit of wearing a suit, the credentials after his name. They sometimes slip into conversations that this was never a calling for you, was it? You're here now, sure, but only because you have to be. The kids were never your first choice.
Grace doesn't know how to explain wanting something retroactively because he didn't realize it was an option. He eats lunch with the kids instead.
"You have no immediate family."
Yeah, family has all passed. Dating isn't on his radar. Marriage is a pipe dream. Maybe he's aro, or ace, or both, or maybe he's never had the time to figure any of that out. Everyone in his life he'd potentially be interested in is paired off already and who the hell has time for mingling - or worse, apps - when there's grading-meetings-emails-IEPs-curriculum-PDs-data collection-lesson planning to do? Grace has never felt like his life lacked anything though, not until others claimed as much. He used to tell his neighbors about all the cool things "his kids" were up to, until they pointed out that none of those were his kids. You're not their dad. You don't get it, they said, always with a smile while pushing the stroller away.
No? Six hours a day, nine months a year, shouldering everything their real parents weren't giving them... it sure felt like he "got it."
...but they're right, of course.
He's just their teacher.
"You don't even own a dog."
Of course he doesn't own a dog! Do you know how much a dog costs? They aren't paying him enough for gas and that mountain of student loans doesn't give a damn about his fall, so how can he justify another life he might not be able to care for? One vet bill could be the end of them both. No one wants to hear another sob story about how teachers aren't paid enough, but the lack that creates is suddenly evidence of an unfulfilled life? How is that fair?
He gave up that life for his research.
He gave up that life for the kids.
Then he gave up that life for the mission.
Now she wants him give it all up again, and Earth, and his literal life because she claims the nobody middle school teacher is suddenly Somebody after all. He's terrified and all he can think is, Would she spare me if I had a wife? Or kids? The only thing teachers are ever praised for is prioritizing the kids, so maybe...
"Stop pretending this is about your students. It's so insulting."
Grace and Rocky save the world. Two worlds, actually. At the end of it all Grace is allowed to live in a beautiful place where all his needs are met, money not required. His ideas are taken seriously, debated and deconstructed, but always with respect. He has friends and colleagues and a revolving door of acquaintances, none of whom are considered inferior to a mate. And he has the kids. He imparts knowledge to a bouncy, chaotic group who - like all middle school aged sentient beings - quickly get over the fact that he's an alien and want to know when the next break is. But that's okay. Their family units thank him at the end of the day, rather than threatening to report him.
It's all so simple and it's all Grace ever wanted.
Ryland Grace is a teacher.
Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean
Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies
I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”
Fin whales breaching: sea serpent
levitating minke whale
Sperm whale breaching: wjaht the fuck
I have a feeling I have already shared this, but please, take the contribution of the northern right whale dolphin.
The humble eyebrow
right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom
Serious explanation here: she's teaching them the instinct of being alert around enclosure openings! For example, if these were wild cats living in a bush, they'd run the risk of a larger predator running up to the opening and grabbing one of them. The mother cat is also only bapping them lightly without claws, so those slaps are more of an annoyance meant to get the kittens' attention, and to teach them to keep their eyes out for potential threats.
also slapping him is fummny
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I love this. work smarber not Harbor