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i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.
posts that make you want to get in the water
lately I’ve been Overcome With Emotion
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he's having a well earned snooze
hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
Like fuck dude of course Jax is running away from her transness. From her perspective, she told her mom and that led to Jax killing her. She told Ribbit and that led to Jax killing her. If she gets close to Pomni- someone so good at breaking down her walls and figuring her out- Pomni will find out, and Jax will end up killing her. It's happened twice now, it's an inevitability in her own mind. Any time someone sees past her walls, past her mask, and finds out who and what she is, they laugh at her, and then they die. She sees her transness as dangerous- it's dangerous to the others because whenever someone finds out, they die. And it's dangerous to her because it leads to her being laughed at and mocked and bullied, no longer getting to have any kind of power- no, others get to hold this part of her over her head. She won't be safe, and if she is, the people she cares about (despite her best efforts to not give a shit) will die.
So just don't look at that part of you. Tape the cracked eggshell back together. Board that part of you up behind a closet door you won't acknowledge and will not open. We have a strict "no girls allowed" policy. Ignore the girl somewhere inside, suffocating to death. Shut that voice up. Never, ever let her out. Because if you let her out, either you are unsafe and bullied and harassed, or someone dies. That's what always happens. You can't be her. There is no her. She is not a part of you. Just be Jax, the cartoon rabbit. The fictional character. Keep pretending to be him and don't even think about her. You're just Jax, the funny one, nothing more, no changing it. It doesn't matter. None of this is real anyway. She certainly isn't.
Goodbye, goodbye.
Caine did all of this to get back to the humans while believing they fully intended to kill him.
Oh Caine the beautifully written character you are.
"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT
in a prestigious lecture hall with cherrywood walls a professor presents this tweet to their class. the students pass it around, each taking their chance to hold the tweet, to feel its weight in their hands. some students use their microscopes to study the tweet closely, others auscultate it with stethoscopes. once each student has had the opportunity to inspect it, the professor asks if there are any questions. the first several questions are the expected requests for clarification-- examples of chumpfuckery, inquiries as to the role of B*rnie in the production cycle of fuckcrustables, etc. the class falls silent again until a student in the back raises a hand and says "had the day not been a cromulent fuckcrustable, would tommy still needy drinky?" the professor's smile is wry yet impressed: this line of inquiry does not occur to every student. the professor says: "tell me what you think." the student ponders for a second, acutely aware that everyone in the room is watching them. "well," they finally say, "i've had days that were fuckcrustables before, some of them cromulent, and ive never needy drinky. wanty, sure, but not needy." the professor prompts them to keep going. "my theory is that... either tommy is lying or... maybe fuckcrustability doesnt actually correlate with drinky requisites?" so what does, another student asks. "i believe the key variables are the ex-wife and the tenant from hell. they generate the needy in question." the professor presses: "how can you be sure that tommy would not needy drinky otherwise?" the student replies, "because we are not talking about chumpfuckery or fuckcrustability in the abstract, we're talking about a confluence of variables producing an intersection of chumpfuckery, fuckcrustability, and cromulence that is greater than the sum of its parts. anyone would needy drinky in those circumstances, and im willing to wager that we could prove it mathematically using the drinky formula." a brief silence ensues before the classroom erupts into applause. that student goes on to graduate at the top of their class and become a leading figure in the field of tweet exegesis. the professor? that was tommy. and the student? that was You.
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When?
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Legally blonde sakuino au. They should make out on a pile of textbooks or something
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irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers