Whack fol the daddy-o, there's cookies in the jar!

I am a Being of Ancient Wisdom (over 18) ☆ she/her ☆ pfp by @sillysiluriforme

[haniwahead]

The weather is not a toy

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[fuck-detector]

fuck (you)?

meeeeeeeee literally me when im typing these posts

[nitpickspot]

So who's taking the picture in your house?

[eugie35699]

appledash🍎🌈

[nitpickspot]

The most competitive butches in the universe. They WILL get into contests about who is MORE competitive.

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[oshiawaseni]

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

[erin-luci-and-me]

the anxiety cat

[peppermint-madness]

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

[elfwreck]

[bunjywunjy]

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

[june-egbert-official]

Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

[greatlordfluffernutter]

[soratayuya]

Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it

[lejay-the-impossible]

How am I only now realizing that the pink princess lesbian show is peak? Anyway, drew some of my faves

[aquato-blog]

getting a note on a super old post

[estel-and-agape]

[possibly-emu]

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

[bottlemoss]

Tribute collage to Yuka Morii’s Pokémon TCG art

[trainerjoshie]

Pokémon TCG HeartGold SoulSilver Base Set (2010), HS Undaunted (2010) & HS Triumphant (2010) illustrations by the amazing clay artist Yuka Morii ❤️❤️❤️

[tcgpocketmon]

Illus. Yuka Morii

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[takethistoyourstardust]

the only thing i miss about g1 monster high that i wish they kept in g3 monster high is that in g1 lagoona called someone a cunt and got in trouble for it.

[takethistoyourstardust]

like i kinda get why they removed it but also it’s hysterical to imagine all the monster high-ified words and then lagoona is like Alright cunt!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[crabussy]

one time when i was a kid i was dared to poke myself in the eye with a pencil. i’m very autistic and didn’t realize that they didn’t actually expect me to do it, so i did it. with the lead end. it hurt a fuck ton and the other kids went and tattled on me for doing it (don’t know why they did that). the three of them got in trouble for telling me to do something that would injure me, and i got in trouble for doing it. i had to go to the doctor and they asked me which side i used and for some reason i thought i would get in more trouble if i told them i used the lead end and so i lied and said it was the eraser. the doctor (very nice lady) had to flip my eyelids up because she had to make sure that i didn’t get any eraser shavings in my eye (bad. i’d go blind). i ended up being fine despite that, but i was so intrigued by the feeling of my eyelids flipping up that i decided to try to do it myself when i got home. in the bathroom mirror i just flipped my eyelids inside and out until they hurt. i was a petty shithead so with my new found power i decided to get revenge on the kids who told me to poke my eye with a pencil. i brought sunglasses to school and wore them all day and told my teacher it was because i was at the eye doctor yesterday and she believed it. at lunch one of my bullies asked what was up with the sunglasses. i was ready for this moment. before we went to lunch i flipped my eyelids. i took my sunglasses off and she was horrified. i told her this was the result of her actions. she cried so loud a lunch attendant came over and was like “wtf is happening” and then she saw my eye and probably thought something along the lines of “oh no this poor disabled child is being victimized by this crying girl” because she was babbling about my eye being messed up. we weren’t aloud to speak to each other for the rest of the year. i ended up moving away fairly shortly after and somewhat recently returned to my hometown where this all happened. you’ll never guess who i ran into at the corner store. yeah. it was flavor flav. at my local bodega. crazy small world lol

[crabussy]

peter.....

[filthyprotozoan]

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

[filthyprotozoan]

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

[filthyprotozoan]

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

[lychgate]

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

[woodsywarbler]

you know those videos of tortoises getting brushed? yeah