I'll Fucking Do It Darling

Sienna, 28, Nevada. Married to Atomic Sunshine <3

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I WILL NEVER GET TO DINE AT A REDWALL FEAST

[contemptible-scoundrel]

PLEASE. JUST ONE PLATE. I HAVENT HAD A WARM MEAL IN SO LONG

[valla-chan]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[honeylemony]

FUCKING DEVASTATING

[arabian-knight]

The hatemail game on this website is insane

[h4nifah]

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[pangur-and-grim]

[recklessmoss]

🔥🎇

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[valtsv]

problematic mosquito bite gap relationship

[valtsv]

look all i'm saying is if you take me out to dinner in the late spring to early autumn period you're not really on a date with Me. your date is bugs.

[kingkirkwall]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[zubbyzub]

From the fertile mind of Peter Blegvad.

[bloodenjoyer]

if yaoi is wrong …i don’t Wnat to be right…

[coffinman21-deactivated20260301]

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

[beadyeyes]

The illusion of choice

[transjinako]

[crazysodomite]

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

[rifki16]

happy pride to them