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babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music
I’m putting in my too weak notice.
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
"when you say Religion That Oppresses Women you better not mean My Religion That Oppresses Women"
consider: modern AU hamlet doing soliloquies in the shower
#does this mean in the first one horatio bursts into his shower like hey hamlet i saw the ghost of your dad (via hyenateeth)
yes. yes that is exactly what that means
He hadn’t known her, didn’t know her, of course. There wasn’t the time.
Top ten medieval animal illustrations in manuscripts
(vibrating intensely with barely repressed excitement) yeah sure that sounds like something i could do
FIRST PRIZE GOES TO:
(from a french book of hours, c. 1400s)
sad mandolin-playing cat with its vulva out. i love this cat so much. i have a picture of it on my wall and one time i thought about it while i was high and it made me laugh so hard that i nearly threw up. sad mandolin-playing cat with its vulva out is my favourite medieval animal; there is no contest, nothing comes close.
SECOND PRIZE:
(from the gorleston psalter, east anglia, angland, c. 1310-24)
i'm a really big fan of weapon-wielding rabbits in medieval art. it was hard to pick just one, but i eventually chose this guy: a gleeful rabbit getting ready to whang the king's head off with a big axe (king's expression suggests forlorn resignation).
drolleries of murderous rabbits crop up a lot in 13th and 14th-century manuscripts - sometimes jousting, sometimes overseeing executions, sometimes riding into battle on the backs of other animals - and it's generally thought to be a form of carnivalesque comic subversion, upending the stereotype of the rabbit as a meek, docile prey animal. there's a fun article about rabbits in medieval art here, if you want to see some more examples.
THIRD PRIZE:
from Der naturen bloeme, the netherlands, c. 1350)
i think this is supposed to be a mussell, but God, just look at him. he's perfect. ideal body, peak performance, no notes.
as for the remaining 7:
4. crows holding a Very Important Meeting
5. old (mer)man yaoi. well actually i don't know what's going on here but it seems intimate
6. forg
7. distressed lion receiving a manicure
8. a brave attempt at an elephant
9. happy little bat :3
10. the oldest cat you have ever seen
i hope you enjoy these beafts as much as i do!!
Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??
Yeah sure
[misogynistic person who is biased against women and favors men in all circumstances] wow it's so crazy that in literally every show and book and movie ever made all the male characters are likable and sympathetic but all the female characters are shallow and irrational... obviously this is the fault of the writing and nothing to do with me
REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL
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Why is this heat so hot 😩
It’s the heat
Source?
its not funny but i do think about it a lot
This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:
But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:
Example #1726473 why I will never stop telling people how important Calvin and Hobbes was to me growing up. Kids need this shit, they need to be shown that it’s normal to make mistakes sometimes and that adults should be able to recognize and apologize when they treat their kids unfairly in response.
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She's just saving it for later <3