Really gotta wonder what Pratchett was thinking, writing about a demon with "good cheekbones", who can do "weird things" with his tongue, who's secretly obsessed with the "pleasures of the world"...and then have him show absolutely no interest in women while having a clingy codependent relationship with his very-gay-coded angel friend. 🤔
i’ve thought about this. because i mean what are the odds, right? why would he write them gay? my instinct tells me that he did not write them queer on purpose. but the more i think about it, the more his intentions definitely seem to have been exactly what you’re implying. i mean it’s written in. it’s consistently written in with slurs, but it is written in.
here, have an info dump. i don’t have a hyperfixation you have a hyperfixation.
along with crowley’s general (gestures vaguely to the above) everything, in the book shadwell calls them both out for acting gay as fuck after their little heart-eyed “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing liking” exchange:
“I wouldna’ trust you two Southern nancy boys to kill a lame rat in a barrel.”
aziraphale frequently gets more of the same treatment:
Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
“You are rubbish. And probably a faggot.” Aziraphale looked desperately at Crowley.
“‘Dear boy’! Ye great southern pansy.”
“I ken what ye be about, comin’ up here and seducin’ wimmen to do yer evil will!” “I think perhaps you’ve got the wrong shop,” said Aziraphale.
“Only, if you’re one of my ancestors,” continued Johnny Two Bones, “why are you talking like a poofter?
“Not just A Southern Pansy, Sergeant Shadwell, THE Southern Pansy.”
and then of course all the touching (which is decidedly not homophobic at all and is just very sweet):
Crowley grabbed Aziraphale’s arm.
In the Jeep, Crowley was cursing. Aziraphale laid a hand on his shoulder.
Aziraphale grabbed his arm.
Aziraphale held out his hand. “Nice knowing you,” he said. Crowley took it.
now, sure, maybe terry pratchett had a very evolved view of male friendship for a white englishman born in 1948, and thought this was a perfectly normal example of a platonic relationship between a gay angel and a gay demon.
but probably not. for my money he was thinking they were doing it nasty style. i truly have no other explanation for why he would make sure to mention that angels and demons can have genitals if they want.










