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[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

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[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

[sadclown-official]

i want all my tax dollars to go towards paying the production team of bob’s burgers to work around the clock. produce 100 more seasons of this show. reroute the entire united states’ defense budget towards more bob’s burgers episodes.

[princesconsuela]

[troyyy]

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

[cannedcream]

[bisexualgambit]

Job interviewer: So what are your qualifications for this position?

Me:

[datassium]

trail mix do you mean m&ms with obstacles

[wentz-archive]

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

[pg13howincrediblydull]

is this a Halsey song

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

see honestly i am the easiest person to impress because literally no one has ever really bought me flowers or taken me dancing or on a picnic or any of that romantic junk and i would just melt at any of it

[vivienvalentino]

Nothing can stop Diana of Themyscira, except revolving door.

[thnks-fr-th-20-dollar-nosebleed]

[thebelchers]

[jspark3000]

We often waste an incredible amount of time wanting to be somewhere else, someone else. Our head-space gets clogged with compare, contrast, what if, why can’t, I should. But you’re never getting this time back. You can’t borrow tomorrow. Please don’t save the best for last. The best is all of you, here, where you are, brightly lit and painfully now, in this breath you’re leaving. Each second dies as it is born; every hello must say goodbye; all is fading in the collapsing hallway of a fragile hourglass, a grain at a time. You are here. The best is you, now.

[petaledpout]

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[slightmood]

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

[thatbothersmeh]