it's not you, it's me.

I could be interesting. But my bed is so very comfortable.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[esotericsorrow]

potato. i beg.

[thestarlightexpress]

please potato, i need you

[statelykately]

What happens when @taylorswift comes on in the club. @taylornation

[kissinonsidewalks]

But we might just get away with it, religion's in your lips even if it's a false god, we'd still worship we might just get away with it, the altar is my hips even if it's a false god, we'd still worship this love

[statelykately]

“Marching band playing,

I’m lost in the lights.”

-Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince

I see what you did there, @taylorswift

[statelykately]

@taylorswift : HE LOOKS UP GRINNING LIKE A DEVIL

me, an intellectual:

[statelykately]

I had a dream

That Lover was coming out at midnight. I woke up, it was 12:50. I rolled over to go back to bed, I would listen to it in the morning. Decided, one song wouldn’t hurt. And hour later I’m sobbing and laughing and dancing and I’m gonna be exhausted for work in the morning but you’ll be damn sure I’m gonna be singing along to Lover.

@taylorswift @taylornation

[statelykately]

Me for the next two hours @taylorswift @taylornation

[repswitf-deactivated20250108]

guys ... her mind fucking

[r-i-swift13s]

YES YES YES YES

[pastwhereourfeetcouldtouch]

WAIT IT GETS BETTER

everything that happens in those rooms is literally the narrative of those albums.

Red room (red): her man makes her jealous/maybe cheating, the Taylor from the yellow room (fearless) is out of place, lots of friends

Black attic (rep): she holes up with just her lover and private time with nobody else

Pink room (lover): she's happy and close with him but also has happy time to herself here, a balance, happiness

Blue room (1989): when her fame spiked and her life became a fishbowl of voyeurs and any lover she had entered the fishbowl alongside her

Green room (debut): he's just putting up a frame showing they just began, she just plays instruments innocently enjoying her time with her lover, no real understanding of love yet

Purple (speak now): SHE IS JUST IN IT ALONE SINGING & PLAYING PIANO BECAUSE SHE WROTE IT BY HERSELF (they also have the cute dinner and dance in here, like the love she fantasized about on this album)

Yellow (fearless): playing board games and living life upsidedown - this one is the only one im not sure about? maybe that's the era where her life literally turned upsidedown from fame???

TAYLOR DID I GET IT RIGHT

[taylorswift]

😃🐣🐥

[statelykately]

So I’m an old lady

And have a dumb old lady job (not really, the people are really great I’m just sad I can’t spend my whole Friday basking in the new album glory) so I’m gonna have to stick to listening to the album via Apple Music and have my father get me the deluxe CDs while I’m at work.

He has agreed. Because he loves me.

@taylorswift @taylornation

[statelykately]

Can we talk about how perfect her lips look? Like, prime lining.

[statelykately]

Anyone else notice how the tone of Lover (the single) is just so happy and pure and beautiful and like, we stan a happy queen.

Fav lyric:

“Swear to be over dramatic and true to my lover.”

Cause like...me too 😹

@taylorswift @taylornation

[statelykately]

So excited to see @taylorswift tonight in Tampa! Kill it, lady!! 🐍🐍

[statelykately]

Dear @taylorswift

Do you think if my two friends and I hold up a sign that says “may we please enter the rep room,” that could happen? Because that would be a dream come true.

August 14th cannot come soon enough.

[mishasminions]

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN INFINITY WAR IS STEVE ROGERS’ BEARD TBH.

[beardedchrisevans]

Avengers: Infinity War

[pinkwinged-deactivated20230125]

Lia Stublla

[msmcu-deactivated20200711]

Peter: If you even cared you’d actually be here. 

Tony: