Ain't That a Kick in the Head?

Statesman Agent Cognac Elden Gray Wescott ✒Indie Kingsman OC ✒Friendly and semi-selective ✒Semi-Active ✒Follows from playerentity #statesmancognac

[demons]

May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t.

General George S. Patton (via demons)

[rpmemestm]

send  “you’re not a monster.” for my muse’s reaction

[leneemusing]

injury/hurt prompts bc reasons

feel free to specify who is receiving the actions [ sew ] for one muse to have to stitch up the other [ fix ] for one muse to mend a dislocated joint [ alone ] for one muse to find the other trying to treat themselves  [ drugged ] for one muse to take care of the other while they’re delirious [ bullet ] for one muse to help the other after they get shot  [ lacerate ] for one muse to get stabbed while protecting/working with the other  [ broken ] for one muse to have broken a bone(s) [ scream ] for one muse to wake up because the other is having a nightmare  [ comfort ] for one muse to stay the night with the other after a hard day  [ wake ] for one muse to wake up to the other at the side of their hospital bed  [ sleep ] for one muse to sit by while the other is unconscious in a hospital  [ nurse ] for one muse to take care of the other while they’re sick [ appear ] for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured

“  just let me help you.  ” “  shut the fuck up and sit down. you’re bleeding.  ” “  it’s fine— nothing i haven’t dealt with before.  ”  “  hey, you can talk to me.  ” “  shh- lie back. you’re safe now.  ”   “  you need to stay still.  ” “  how the hell did this happen?  ” “  are you sure you’re okay?  ” “  that isn’t ‘just a scratch’.  ” “  stop being such a baby and let me finish cleaning you up.  ” “  i need you to stay awake for me okay? keep your eyes open.  ” “  if you die on me i’ll bring you back to life and kill you myself.  ” “  for once in your goddamn life, let me take care of you before you make it worse.  ” “  you’re hurt because of me. the least i can do is fix it.  ” “  i’ll be okay. i promise.  ” “  a little help?  ” “  i just need a few stitches and i can’t exactly reach.  ” “  i’m fine, i just need a moment.  ” “  no hospitals.  ” “  you need a fucking doctor.  ” “  you need to slow down.  ” “  you’ll be no help to anyone if you run yourself into the ground.  ” “  you have to sleep eventually.  ” “  stop fussing, i’ll be fine.  ” “  shit, okay fuck that actually really fucking hurts.  ” “  i’m scared.  ” “  i feel so cold.  ” “  i can’t feel my legs.  ” “  i don’t…i don’t wanna go yet.  ” “  what the fuck happened to you?  ” “  who the fuck did this?  ” “  you’re clearly not okay so stop bullshitting me.  ” “  fucking hell.  ” “  i need help. please.  ” “  i swear to god i’ll kill whatever bastard did this.  ” “  if i die, i’m gonna haunt your ass.  ” “  it’s not that bad, chill the fuck out.  ”

[kii-nam]

Reblog if your Muse has a kill count of 5+

[statesmancognac]

bigidiotenergytm​:

❛ HOLY SHIT. ❜ lowkey wasn’t expecting this guy to ACTUALLY give him money. sure enough, those are two benjamins. he takes one of the bills and is clearly shocked by the sight. even lifts it up at the light to see if it’s real. not like he doesn’t TRUST the guy, or whatever. actually, no, it may be just that. ❛ see? what th’government wants ya t’think. next thank you’ll be thinkin’s real is santa. ❜

He just stares at Rhis. “Arm. Off.” he says flatly. He continues drinking his whiskey as Rhis continues to rattle off and he just sighs, muttering ‘I’m not drunk enough for this’ under his breath “You ain’t educated are ya?” he looks over at Rhis with a quirked brow. “The man we based the commercialized Santa Claus off of was very real, he was a bishop.”

[statesmancognac]

bigidiotenergytm​:

rhis keeps his arm around the man’s shoulder even when he sets down his whiskey and turns to look at him. he keeps DIRECT EYE CONTACT until eventually — ❛ wait. yer serious? we talkin’ bills? debit? don’t accept no CREDIT, tha’s jussa hoax th’ government made up. like th’ queen ov’ england or taxes. ❜

Without breaking eye contact he pulls out his wallet, and then two 100s and slaps them down on the bar top. “I don’t joke when it comes to money son.” he scoffs before picking up his whiskey and takes a sip. “Also Queen of England is definitely real.” he can’t help but laugh a little at the man’s expense.

[statesmancognac]

bigidiotenergytm​:

❛ i’ll tell ya what m’pawpaw told me many years ago. ❜ ANNNDDD THERE HE GOES, slinking an arm over the other’s shoulder. ❛ be a slut. do whatever y’want. ❜

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“Sir I will pay you money to take yer arm off my shoulder.” he says with a low drawl. The agent sets down his glass of whiskey and turns to look at Rhis, bestowing the man with a flat stare.

[statesmancognac]

boozefunded‌:

“That’s it huh?” Darius asked, trying not to be as annoyed as he was with this cocky mother fucker, “You do this a lot? Not the getting people in and out of trouble, but the acting like folks won’t be upset with you for it?”

He visibly cringes at the first statement. Yeah he stepped in it. Elden looks over at Darius and offers an apologetic look before clearing his throat. “I apparently do.” he says before picking at his nails.

[rpsourcedmemes]

It’s Sinday! Send 💋 to straight up kiss my muse!

[statesmancognac]

boozefunded‌:

“Last time you hung out in here, I was getting shot, so excuse me if I’m a little prickly, Elden,” he almost hissed, trying not to be angry at what technically wasn’t his fault.

@statesmancognac

Elden blinks a few times. “That’s fair, but I got us out of that situation sooo....” he shrugs.

[statesmancognac]

agtjack‌:

a smirk tugs at jack’s lips seeing how the other’s hand goes to his collar and hears to what he has to say. a hand goes to the side of elden’s face and he playfully pats his cheek, “you ain’t that lucky, my friend,” he winks at him before he proceeds to go around the table and take the seat in front of him. 

Elden sneers a bit as the other pats his cheek and when he walks by the other he smacks him upside the back of his head. “Watch it boy.” he mutters. He then takes his seat near the other. The meeting was fairly uneventful, Elden able to only half pay attention and still know what the hell was going on. Now and again he looks across the table at the other.

[statesmancognac]

agtjack‌:

@statesmancognac

“honey, i’m home…” jack says as he walks into the meeting room, knowing elden is already there waiting for him to start the hearing of the assignment. “did you miss me?” he pouts his lips into a smile looking at agent cognac. 

Elden looks up and over at Jack like ‘if you weren’t so fucking cute I’d murder you’ with a dash of ‘I am absolutely done with your shit.’ He stands up and moves closer to the other, hands raising to fiddle with his collar. “One of these days I’m gonna wear your ass out...” he mutters without looking at Jack.

[playerentity]

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For this one I had to actually pull Brendon’s voice out from the original instrumentals, which also included the heavy layering of his voice that had been put into the final mix for the album version. I didn’t quite like how inorganic the original piano parts from the original track sounded, so I grabbed a piano cover off youtube and put that in. First time actually doing this kind of stuff and just now picked up using Audacity today, so I literally have no idea wtf I am doing. Hope you like it though.

[symbolmemes]

Send ➺to find my muse badly wounded and bleeding after a battle.

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