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[crashthefandoms-deactivated2019]

If you're pissed about Marvel neglecting Clint Barton's deafness in the comics and making him a "normal hearing person" in the movies then reblog.

Seems like barely anyone even cares about the clear and blatant ableism in the movies

[cherryprincette]

My cousin is 75% deaf and losing what he has rapidly. He’s also 7 years old. I remember the day he came up to me with his flurry of hands and slurred speech because everyone was buying his brother spider man stuff and he didn’t have a super hero like him. And I remember leaning in front of him, pulling his hearing aids out and signing the best i could to him about Hawkeye being deaf, and how he was still a super hero and his deafness didn’t make him any less. Granted, it was choppier than that because my signing isn’t spectacular. But his big eyes lit up and he went off running to his dad about Hawkeye. And when he saw the movie, he was so excited, he thought Hawkeye would be signing in the movie. And when he wasnt, when He barely had any lines and when he was hearing, it broke his heart.

Dont tell me ableism isn’t a big deal, or that representation doesn’t matter. Deaf Hawkeye made that little boy feel accepted and happy and the movies stole that from every deaf little boy and girl.

[zhouxuns]

THIS. THIS IS WHY DEAF HAWKEYE IN THE MCU WAS/IS IMPORTANT TO US DEAF/HOH FANS

[p0wersurg3]

HE BECAME DEAF IN 2014, AVENGERS (never mind, Thor) CAME OUT IN 2012. THERE WAS NOTHING TO REPRESENT.

[crashthefandoms-deactivated2019]

He was deaf in the 80’s as well…

[statetransitline-blog]

Honestly, I may not be hard of hearing or deaf or even have a friend who is but I am a Hawkeye fan and I am pissed that he wasn’t deaf, FURIOUS! Deaf/Hoh people should get the hero they deserve and I have been hoping and praying that in one of these movies, they’ll reveal that he has been losing his hearing slowly or something. Marvel needs to step up and get in a deaf/Hoh hero fast!! Because 

Everyone deserves a hero! 

[marxistlynchist]

Tony: Maybe we need to be put in check.

Steve:

[sushinfood]

so i fell asleep at my desk for a few seconds and woke up abruptly to the thought “WHO CARES!? THESE ARE ASSLESS CHAPS!!!” burning through my mind

i dont understand

[thehootmess]

It’s ok, I woke up two weeks ago to slapping my knuckles over my desk, and swore loudly. Only problem was that I suddenly had a thick Brooklyn accent, and thought I was a 1940s mobster for 30 seconds upon waking.

[sushinfood]

I LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS?

[acrossthesea-overtheland]

I did the same thing once, where when I woke up I seriously thought I was Superman for at least a good minute or so. I was reaching for my phone thinking, “Oh my God, I’ve been hiding it this whole time, I’ve gotta tell my boyfriend I’m superman.” And as I was very tiredly and sloppily writing the text I stopped what I was doing and was like, “What the fuck.”

[sushinfood]

Yes. More. I need more stories.

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

one morning i woke up absolutely convinced that my mom had faked her husbands death for tax purposes and i was so mad cuz i had to go to his stupid funeral with his dumb family and i thought we had finally gotten rid of him all for it to be a lie then like half an hour later im like “wait…” I told her about it later and she told me faking his death wouldnt have done much for her tax wise at all

[shrineart]

Mine are always like “Oh fuck someone I love has died.” which is pretty scary to wake up to. But my favorite wtf one is that I woke up and I expected to wake up like at 12pm, I’d set an alarm for it etc….

I woke up at 8pm.

My immediate reaction to it being dark outside?

“Oh fuck it’s nuclear winter”

[bettsplendens]

I once dreamed that I was a pirate tying a lot of knots for sail-hoisting purposes. Woke up to find that I’d wrapped our kitten in about three blankets. He wouldn’t sleep within arm’s reach of me for two years after that.

Another time, I was woken up by lightning striking a tree in our yard, and I genuinely thought I was somewhere to do with cannons for about 10 seconds. 

And then there was that time I was dreaming about boring house things, walked outside, found a canyon in our yard, woke up, got out of bed, walked downstairs, went outside, saw a flying saucer, woke up, got out of bed, had breakfast, and spent the whole day quietly expecting that I was about to wake up.

Brains are weird and sometimes they forget how to reality. 

[sushinfood]

Oh my god I love this.

[felinefan]

My sister once went and woke up or dad to ask for lunch money and he asked her if she’d gotten the rubies yet and she said no and he told she had to get the rubies first and so she left and came back a little while later to ask again and he asked her if she’d gotten the rubies yet and she said yes and he told her okay and that she could take the $10 in his wallet.

[abaline-merits]

I once had a dream that my house (and everything in it) was being claimed by loan sharks because I was so poor/in debt/or something, in my dream. I then woke up panicking/crying and looking around, confused as to why everything was still in my room. It took at least 20 seconds for me to figure out why. 

[ceescedasticity]

I came out of like 1 second of microsleep with the idea that Plants vs. Zombies had introduced a Charging Mooseflower.

[b00k-freak]

I once woke up, and very deliberately bashed my head into the wall. For some reason I thought that was really important to do.

[lesbiananglerfish]

mine are always like weird random phrases that are just in my head and seem vitally important like one time i woke and thought to myself “a dead man’s mouth must taste like cabbage”

[jumpingjacktrash]

once while in a hotel room i had a nightmare about trying to escape from a nuclear apocalypse. i failed, and got asploded. my mental movie screen went black for a long moment, and then i woke up to see the words SHIT HAPPENS written on the hotel room wall in cheerful birthday cake cursive.

i stared at this for what felt like a good 15 minutes, checking that yes i was definitely awake, my spouse was snoring behind me, i was in the hotel room where i was supposed to be, and yet the words were definitely right there… until suddenly they weren’t, and it was just the shadow of a tree outside.

being wide awake in every way except the shadows are randomly making fun of your cold war PTSD… that was the weirdest goddamn morning.

[agent-teacup]

I have woken up and punched the nearest wall to my bed on several occasions

Another time I woke up and head butted a wall

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

I woke a friend up for work once and she was just like “so it’s time to make the shields for the invasion?” She didn’t understand why I was laughing for like 3 minutes

[razerathane]

I was on holiday in Japan about three months after I finished my masters degree, and woke up at about 4am absolutely convinced I had an assignment due in the morning that I’d not yet started or submitted… to the point that I got out of bed, turned my laptop on and was about to start it. It only then occurred to me, when staring at the backlit screen, that the degree ended months ago, that I was not in my bedroom, and I was in another bloody country trying to relax.

[todaytomorrowgiraff]

I once woke up to the fire alarm and a room filled with smoke, only to realize five panic stricken seconds later that it was a car alarm outside and I was staring at my white wall.

[butchmime]

i woke up in my hotel room in australia to someone having pulled the fire alarm but i was completely convinced it was a tsunami alarm and that I could see the wave right outside the window and i just fuckin bolted out that room and left my family behind and i almost ran straight out the from door until some people in the lobby were like excuse me miss what the hell are you doing

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

I distinctly remember waking up once and my first, instant thought was the specific phrase “wait…aliens aren’t allowed to ride bicycles…”

[bethlammen]

I once had a very involved dream about defending a castle with a very large, oddly shaped moat. I woke up with the word “Caerphilly” in my head and the absolute certainty that I needed to get to the castle. My mom thought my subconscious was telling me “carefully,” but I was convinced it was the name of the castle. I googled it. Caerphilly Castle is in Wales. And it has a very large, oddly shaped moat. I have never been to Wales.

[nervous-selkie]

I once woke up one morning to see a man’s big hairy leg sticking out from under the covers in my bed. I flipped out for a good few seconds before I realized that it was, in fact, my own unshaven leg.

[sushinfood]

Incredible

[sexycraisinthanos]

I once woke up, convinced I had Mr. Fantastic stretching powers.

I was rather disappointed

[flame-cat]

one time i had a dream that i got perfect grades and that my mom had told me so. i said ok and went back to sleep.

three days later, awake, i asked my mom if she was joking when she said this. she was understandably confused

[darkrenegade303]

@space-australians

[bluerats]

One time I woke up absolutely convinced that I was engaged to a boy in my media class (a boy I’d only known for about 2 weeks at that point) and that he was a prince of a Genovia style country. The funniest thing about this? I was freaked out bc, being Ace, I didn’t want to have to bear his children and I thought royal families weren’t allowed to adopt (I have no idea if that’s true or not). I actually got out my phone and texted this poor boy asking him if he was a prince and if we were engaged. I’m surprised he even responded but we stayed friends for the rest of the year.

[cophineonmymind]

I had a dream once that there was some sort of musical at my school, but something went wrong and everyone died. I half-woke up from it, and my brain tried to recreate the dream while I was semi-awake.

[niftybottle]

I don’t have any great stories of “woke up believing something” but both my brother and I talk in our sleep. now, as you may or may not know, sleep talkers often recognize conversational cues/when they should talk. If you ask us a question, we’ll do our best to answer, just the answer will be nonsense. Now, the net effect is that when my brother and I share a room we will “converse” with each other, an entire conversation of gibberish prompting gibberish prompting gibberish

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

One time I woke up and put my converse on, didn’t tie the laces or anything and then I just crawled back into bed and went back to sleep and when I woke up I was confused on why I had my shoes on

[quaking--aspens]

Outside of the whole possession thing and the entirety of the room incident, one time I was camping and apparently, in dead seriousness, said “ You need to call the cops. She’s here, and she will kill us.” completely coherently.

Apparently there was a criminal hiding in the woods way too close to our campsite, armed to the teeth.

On a less scary note, I once was napping on the couch and my first thought upon waking up was “Glasses are going extinct” so I decided to put both sets of my glasses in a box so that they could produce baby glasses and I went back to bed.

[charlieism]

a few years ago i was sharing a room with my sister and she was lying in bed awake at midnight and she looked over at me and i just very slowly sat bolt upright in my sleep, and she apparently just stared at me creepily sitting up for a few seconds before whispering my name and then i flopped forward with my head on my legs and just. stayed asleep somehow. i cant do that when im awake im not that flexible lmao.

ive also woken up and thrown a bottle from my dresser across the room very urgently before

[faacethefacts-dead]

my friend laughs in her sleep sometimes

[honey-sunny-bee]

I once woke up with the phrase, “If you had lived up to your name Robin Hood,” he said sardonically, “she wouldn’t have died.” stuck in my head

[romanssippycup]

I once woke up by trying to point at some obscure scene happening in my dream. But, I was sleeping on my back and I have a tendancy to drop my hand to my side after pointing, so the back of my hand just fell with gravity and whacked me straight in my nose. I was so scared for an hour I was trying to figure out what had hit me. It litterally didn’t occur to me until a week later that it was my own hand. 

[what-even-is-thiss]

The other day I woke up with the phrase “na vosicka sa go” ringing through my head. It felt very important. I punched it into google and apparently it means “wasp on the go” in Slovak. I don’t speak Slovak nor do I ever remember hearing what it sounds like before. So I don’t know where that came from.

Also more than once I’ve woken up at 3am on a Saturday or in the middle of the summer convinced that I’m late for school. It’s kind of frightening how often it happens, actually.

[statetransitline-blog]

Once I had a dream that my parents were killed and I was shot. I woke up in tears but the only thing I could think was "no one in my family will be there to bury me."

[statetransitline-blog]

The Real Problem

You could classify me as a feminist, I support women's rights. You shouldn't be degraded for something you didn't choose to happen.

Yet, I have been attacked on Social Media by people saying I'm not feminist because "I don't support abortion" and it's true, but I can understand women who do get abortions. If someone wants to get an abortion, fine. However, in my mind, I see it as killing and I have been raised a Catholic and one of The Ten Commandments is "Do not murder.".

I believe abortion is wrong because of my religion.

I was once told to kill myself because I was a fake feminist and not allowing women to have free choice.

Please, I think abortion should be legal, women should have that choice! I just find it wrong.

Stop bashing people for their beliefs. If my beliefs don't hurt you than don't attack me for them.

[tracyjleeart]

In a galaxy far far away.

[statetransitline-blog]

My dumb brain thought, “wow! Kylo Ren sure does look like Adam Driver you’re #2 celebrity crush.” 

It’s safe to say I will have a large bruise tomorrow.

[statetransitline-blog]

Number #1. I found out previous number #1 was not a celebrity and just the voice in my head.

[stefani-germanotta]

The Bridal Carry™️ in all its variations (requested by anon).

[kaiserghidorah]

Kylo: I’ll destroy her.

Luke: Impressive. Everything you just said in that sentence was wrong.

Rey, stumbling out of Kylo’s bedroom completely disheveled and barely able to walk: No it wasn’t.

[statetransitline-blog]

You. Have the ordasity to pull such a risky move but...

"Force choke me daddy"

[reysexualkylo]

Thigh grabs

[fandomfeels3123]

I love how in the throne room scene and Rey called out to Ben to throw her light saber to him and he totally responds to Ben still.

There’s still hope. Save Ben Solo.

[statetransitline-blog]

THERE IS HOPE!!!

[aescharart]

*blows a kiss to the stars* for the reylo content creators

[reylokenobi]

The awkward moment when Reylo is found out in Episode IX

Poe: Man, I hate Kylo Ren.

Finn: Same! He sliced my back open!

Poe: He tortured me for information!

The Resistance: Kylo Ren is Public Enemy No. 1!

Everyone: …Rey?

Rey: 

[fandom-cats]

Reblog with your reaction to the Force Bond!

[reylocharms-deactivated20191027]

[reylohearts]

[reyloos]

[thinktheta123]

[force-linkreylo]

[pride-and-prejudice-in-space]

[kogynata]

[xreyoflight-deactivated20180923]

[reyandherben]

[grey-solo-blog-deactivated20220]

[wiglessreylos]

[reylo-bond]

[statetransitline-blog]

[4ternum]

I’ve got a headcanon/theory that Kylo will be the first one saying „I love you”

But Rey will be the first one who start kiss

[reylo-bond]

Listen ben is so gentlemanly and hes never been the one to make the first move with rey he’s always let her be the one to and he treads ever so carefully with her making sure if anything happens between them it’s because she was ready for it like how she accuses him of being a monster and he agrees with her. he wants her to know monsters feel pain too and he will never bullshit or manipulate to get what he wants, he wants to tell it like it is so yes he will tell her he loves her. he waits for her to be ready to accept him, lets her feel hate and anger at him even if she is misinformed, until shes ready to hear his truth. he never forcibly takes anything from her, only gives, and he never takes what she isn’t willing to give him herself. in their end scene together where he offers her his hand, if he was your typical primitive Alpha Male™ thinking he knows what a woman wants he probably wouldn’t have even given his hand like that as an offering - he would have forcibly taken her and wrapped himself around her, choking her of the very air she breathes and robbing her of choice. and that’s the difference! at our introduction of rey we see her being pulled around by finn against her will, but not ben. ben never forced her to do anything she didn’t want to, he doesn’t make the first move, his offerings are optional and reciprocative of her desires and rey knows she can take anything the second she feels ready for it, ready for a gentle monster.

[itsmmmills]

Sleepy/cuddly #reylo because WHY NOT

[reylo-bond]

I want to see them together like this in forcebond mode. Imagine the kisses and cuddles they could share halfway across the galaxy, at any moment they think of their love.

[statetransitline-blog]

I'm actually crying, why do you do this to me?

[vividsalt]

The signs as Kylo Ren/Ben Solo Things

Aries: “blow that piece of junk *inhale* oUT OF THE SKY!!”

Taurus: being absolutely done™ when Hux kept on repeating his orders

Gemini: killing snoke instead of killing rey

Cancer: the floor-slide in TLJ

Leo: showing up shirtless in front of Rey

Virgo: holding hands with Rey via the force

Libra: owning a fucking calligraphy set

Scorpio: “you’re nothing. But not to me.”

Sagittarius: making his own lightsaber (despite it coming out extremely poorly-crafted)

Capricorn: having deep conversations with darth vader’s mask

Aquarius: somehow having perfect hair every time he takes his mask off

Pisces: being a virgin at 29 years old

[statetransitline-blog]

My mum called to ask me for my laptop password, I think it’s time to change it from reyloisthebestshipitisnotabusivewtfareyoutalkingaboutyoulittlesatanist to something more... normal

[tracyjleeart]

In a galaxy far far away.

[statetransitline-blog]

My dumb brain thought, “wow! Kylo Ren sure does look like Adam Driver you’re #2 celebrity crush.” 

It’s safe to say I will have a large bruise tomorrow.