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calanthe.ceres.infj.observer. this is a post-what-ever-the-fuck-i-want-multifandom blog. posts come in bursts and sometimes not at all.

[iamaserver]

STARTING A NEW JOB

THE FIRST WEEK:

NOW:

[5footdoll]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo

[paxamericana]

god i wish i was blackout drunk off corn wine in a tea garden in yunan province

[diekingdomcome]

Cute shit

[stardustandswirls]

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

[slinvak]

Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing

[ladygalra]

[temporarywhales-deactivated2018]

This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:

[zandraart]

in the shallows

[mountaintea]

[eatcleanmakechanges]

there’s nothing like tea.

[jungwildeandfree]

holy shit the tea fandom doesn’t fuck around

[ohcarararara]

you think this is a fucking game?

[nick-avallone]

my goal in life is to be my own sugar daddy

[lagonegirl]

lmao white women always like this  

[totalariana]

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

[ghouls-rush-in]

[hablup]

This looks like a fuckin pokemon battle.

[vanspoor-deactivated20150922]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

lifehack

if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

[postremo-tempestatem]

If you lose you become the UPS guy and the guy you fought can return to his family at last

[failnation]

21st Century Macgyver

[bitterfucked]

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

[legislacerator]

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

[leafcrunch]

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

[tramampoline]

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

[thegreenwolf]

[rosebuncat]

What??? The fuck????

[camwyn]

Yep. 

There’s a reason my tag for moose is ‘horse dinosaur things’.

(yes I know that’s not right; it’s because someone in a post I saw in my early days on Tumblr was so shocked at the size of moose that they referred to them as ‘horse dinosaur things’ and I liked the phrase)

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[stillabunchofmisfits]

I have a feeling her dog had puppies and she got too attached.

I have a feeling she is me in the future.

[corgisandboobs]

This is nearly enough dogs.

[sharknadowizard]

not tryna be ungrateful but i wish we had another moon or two

[the-poor-decision]

And maybe rings like Saturn

[illicitbehaviour]

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

[hugo-cumboss-deactivated2017092]

EXTREME POWER

[the-sarkai]

petty

[eternal-hades]

This sounds like something that Kazuya Mishima would do