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stawpny dos!!

[calpis-duo-enjoyer]

rare gacha post??!! oh my gah

OG13 because i miss them </3 also uh i really like making gacha content more than i do drawing, so I might stop posting art as much 😓

[halcyonlauren]

@theywhoshantbenamed here are some reviews of apples that have new york written all over them

as in he wrote the reviews

[stawpny-2]

if the states had social media they would post something like

New York: “the trees are losing their leaves, I’m losing my mind”

Florida: “fit to get hawk tuah from a bop”

+

California: “fit to go ponder where it all went wrong”

vs

Florida: “fit to get a reverse wrap-around painted seagull twist from a femboy”

[stawpny-2]

fun fact: sharks bite around 70 people annually, while New Yorkers bite around 1600 people annually

meaning, you have a ~22 more chance of being bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.

also I found this funny

[emlovesstates]

As a New Yorker I'm so confused about this

[alaskasbignaturals]

as a bostonian i am not confused about this at all

[stawpny-2]

u gonna have to wear bigger jackets, they’ll figure out how to get you

[stawpny-2]

fun fact: sharks bite around 70 people annually, while New Yorkers bite around 1600 people annually

meaning, you have a ~22 more chance of being bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.

also I found this funny

[stawpny-2]

OK HC TIME WHILE THESE ARE STILL IN MY HEAD

-Florida has a doorless jeep wrangler, neon orange or pink, I can’t decide

-not a hc but I love how massyork is finally getting more recognition. You can’t just say “nobody can kill you but me” and brush it off as normal saying

-Mass yells at children in airports and train stations and makes them cry. It isn’t his fault they aren’t moving 🙄.

-Maryland curses. A lot. Virginia has to put him in the corner but he always escapes.

-I think New York’s hair grows really fast so like one week he has a buzz cut and then like two weeks later he has a mullet.

-I like the idea of the states being famous and having social media platforms. I feel they would post the stupidest things ever of each other. (They all have gov blocked too)

-wyoming’s only weakness is swimming.

-the national guard has been called on each northeast state on more than one occasion.

-all you hear in Times Square is “Welcome To New York”, “Empire State of Mind” or, “New York, New York” (TS, Jay-Z +Alicia Keys, and Frank Sinatra) If NY can hear car honks and yelling and stuff, I fear he would hear these songs ON REPEAT. (poor guy)

^imagine like crying and just constantly hearing: “In new yooorkk, concrete jungle where dreams are made of!! There’s nothing you can’t dooo!”

it probably makes him feel worse 😔

[alaskasbignaturals]

absolutely had to jump on this trend and i need to draw more states like this please give me more ideas

[stawpny]

somebody draw California and New York to this pls 🙏

this is so them

[mur-art]

Okay, I’ll bite

Them <3

[stawpny-2]

OKAY IM ON MY 2nd ACC RN BUT OMG!!!

I LOVE THIS OMGGG ‼️❤️

[stawpny]

guys I have like somewhat of a question

so like I used to be able to look at my posts from the tags I used

but now they don’t show up and no one is seeing them anymore 😔

like I’ve searched through all of my settings and yet found nothing

I dunno what happened

I also used my other acc, @stawpny-2 and it didn’t show up, even when I searched up my name 🤧

I guess it’s not that big of a deal, but I’d rather people see my posts, who are interested in the same things I am

I’m somewhat new to tumblr too so I have no clue what I’m doing

I’m basically an old woman when it comes to technology 😭 (I am young compared to others)

sos, pls help

just tell me if you can see it in the #wttt New York tag pretty please 🙏

[stawpny-2]

I’m probably gonna post from here if it works 😭

[chaoticarson16]

Hi I heard you were a caliyork shipper I think that is cool and I would like to inform you that I also have them in my brain

Yes they are rotting my brain and it’s great

[stawpny-2]

me too they won’t get outta my head 😭