Bee (she/they)

[dumpinggroundfornonsense]

Me: Man I wonder how Matt will follow up the drama of Faction Wars.

Matt:

[itsclydebitches]

DCC Carl is the Guy™ of all time. 6'3 ex-coastguard trained in hand-to-hand combat. Was 100% gonna fight Bea's rich lawyer dad for custody of her cat, Princess Donut. Religiously hits the gym 2-3 times a week. Is completely at ease saving the world in heart boxers and, when necessary, completely naked. Also embraces his luscious long hair. Has the uncanny ability to combine, bend, and break game rules to suit his needs. Despite his intelligence, still regularly falls back on "bomb the shit out of it" as a solution. Curses like a sailor. Says "I love you" with no hesitation. Has surrounded himself with competent, scary-ass women and when they go, "Carl you fucked up" his response is, "Yeah, I did. I'm sorry." Ultra daddy issues. Works hard to never become his father. The two times he prioritized ~sexy lady~ over survival he was literally charmed. A friend to everyone who has his and Donut's back, be they human, alien, sluggalo, goat, or sentient sex doll head.

Did murder a bunch of goblin babies though. And allegedly jerked off a crab.

Ah well. No guy's perfect!

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[nixscriptum]

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[paledyingrose]

tonight i stand before the court to plead my case and apologize for the torture i have concocted. i’m sorry. my characters have a mind of their own. their incessant habit of going from nearly sucking tongue to arguing and yearning for one another is not my fault, your honor. I SWEAR i scream as they handcuff me and drag me back to my cell

[orgasmic-garlic]

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

[human-n0-l0ng3r]

tag game!

make yourself with this picrew and say a random fact about yourself!

i have a small tattoo of a star on my middle finger

tags! /nf @starless--city @eli-eli-lema-sabachthani @astralduck08 @kingoftheloonybinza @illmadekn1ght @tenpoiintbuck @pupfettipaws @purezneon + open!

[astralduck08]

oo ty for the tag i love these picrews!!

i can play the guitar, piano, ukulele, and assorted simple percussion instruments. my vocal range is pretty mezzo-soprano but i've sung everything from soprano 1 to alto 2 (small schools, everyone). i've quit piano lessons three times.

tagging: @starless--city @beetlesyourjuice @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @trans-ewenmontagu and open tags!!!

[trans-ewenmontagu]

Oooh ty for the tag!!

Someone once told me my hair smelled like vanilla soup. Idk what the fuck vanilla soup is but I hope it’s good

taglist (no pressure :) )@pandora-audax @crazy-may @ineffablyholistic @i-am-a-guest @your-local-turtle @iambecomelasagne @that-1940s-homosexual @thetyrannytranny +open tags :D

[that-1940s-homosexual]

I have asthma lol.

Tags: @vaeisstillalivesomehow @the-bi-wizard @ploofycatz @hairup-squareup @no-youre-not-gallivanting @sleepybunny6 @whimsberrypie @fatherisproud @hereformincemeat @dilfgmancoolatta + open tags

[hairup-squareup]

I am writing an audio drama podcast inspired by The sink: a sleep aid with my friend who’s a professional writer. It’s all about Fey and the history of fey!

Tags: @inkmeloffical @cecelianonymous22 +open tags

[cecelianonymous22]

Uhh I broke my wrist once in the middle of a 5k and proceeded to finish the rest of the walk

Tags: @staygoldbee @zackistired @inkmeloffical @starstruckaries @aiakosaclysm

[staygoldbee]

I got my first tattoo at 17 and absolutely shocked all of my classmates in a game of two truths and a lie with it! (I was the nerdy girl with her face always in a book, they never expected it)

Uhhh anyone I'd tag already has been or tagged me lol

[sycamorality]

so i was trying to figure out how to meaningfully distuingish ice and water as different types of magic in a magic system, because obviously ice is just frozen water, so how would you justify a water magic user not being able to cast ice or an ice magic user being able to cast water

the conclusion was a magic system that uses states of matter and temperature as a basis

[sycamorality]

#not sure what further thoughts are on this. i dont know. i dont know how itd even work for anything that isnt water or ice #i guess lava/magma would be the hot/fluid equivalent of earth (which would be solid/cold or solid/neutral?) #idk.

actually further elaborating because i made a spreadsheet and now i'm wondering how i would fit other things into this

i guess you could also fit multiple things under one category, which would make for an interesting system, where if you can manipulate something thats solid and neutral in temperature you can also manipulate the other thing thats the same properties..... but i don't know exactly what

actually i dont know where i'd fit like plant magic into here or something. i guess snow would also be solid/cold? which makes sense. i'm missing things i think i don't know what to do with this

[sycamorality]

i feel like there's more properties that could be added to it also but i don't . know how i would put that on a spreadsheet. or what they would be. hmm.

[sycamorality]

TRUE. i should add a list of elements i also somehow need to slot into this system actualyl give me like 5 minutes

[grymmdark]

my first thought for cold liquid was mercury, cus it freezes at a relatively low temperature. but also i think having mercury in an elemental system like this might not fit well

[sycamorality]

joy and whimsy idk what i'm doing with this either why not

[grymmdark]

light/shadow could have their own 5th category on the top, with light being the warm and shadow being the cold? idk what to call that category other than "light" tho.

and maybe warm solid would be some sorta highly conductive metal, like copper. it's not inherently warm, but it gets warm easily

[sycamorality]

oh true. i was thinking of just putting them in neutral & cold under plasma but a fifth category (who knows if i'll name it. it's just labelled x in the spreadsheet) makes more sense. i think metal in general might just work for warm solid bc you need heat to manipulate it

[sycamorality]

ok currently looks like this. i guess plant magic would have to be a combination of earth and water magic? but then the question of what would other things combine into.........

minutes-later addition to my reblog: so i have a new tab in my spreadsheet,

[sycamorality]

before anyone asks. No i dont know what i'd add here. i really don't. i just put it here.

[sycamorality]

there is no setting for this i just had a spur of the moment want to make a magic system so here i am with a spreadsheet. will consider these ....i feel like crystal+fire or crystal+lightning might make more sense for glass though. hmhm

[sycamorality]

it COULD but i also dont know how much i wanna play around with stuff like blood/soul magic yet...........

[sycamorality]

WAIT. I HAD A THOUGHT. i think gemstones/crystals could be just inherently magical? so any combination of crystal magic + any other magic would create a gemstone. i'm not sure what gemstones it'd be though...... aquamarine for water sounds nice but i dunno about anything else. fire opal feels like such an obvious one for fire. i'm not sure

[sycamorality]

my thoughts are crystal/earth would be quartz and crystal/water aquamarine...... part of me wants to say crystal/air jade simply bc wind/air as an element is green to me. and jades are green. but i dunno. maybe i should look up if gemstones have any elemental ties in mythology somewhere? but i don't have time for that right now

[sycamorality]

wait this is fucking awesome. fuck yeah.

[sycamorality]

im not sure what those first two tags are for because it really is neither of those things

[sycamorality]

doing that for crystal/fire wonderful thank you

[sycamorality]

mercury in this case is "its close enough but not an exact comparison". i imagine its more akin to a coolant of some kind, but has similar properties to mercuery

[ontheoutside-lookingin]

Some chronic pain memes for extra hurty times

[cosmicbrainrot]

It’s so weird grieving the person I used to be. I was fun, spontaneous, I thought when I had kids I was going to be the fun adventurous mom. Now with POTS I just manage my symptoms, I’m constantly exhausted, I feel like utter shit most days out of the week. I hate this so much.

[edettethegreat]

Gertrude killed off her assistants to stop rituals that wouldn't have worked to begin with. Jon saved his assistants in a world that was going to be doomed anyway. both of their efforts were well-meaning but ultimately futile. rip to everyone who died via Archivist, you could have lived and the world would have continued turning

[cerciscanadensis]

the passage of time and my ability to stand upright are inversely correlated

[scamguy]

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet

[yoooyooyoo]

@unofficial-autism-post