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No monster's gonna get you when I'm here.
Former storyboarder Lyle Partridge just posted this on twitter
Every friend group has the bloodthirsty shape-shifting entity that can perfectly imitate the human voice
"wehhh but my friend group doesn't have a bloodthirsty shape-shifting entity that can perfectly imitate the human voice!" oh yeah? Are you really really sure about that?
What We Do In The Shadows (1x9) - 1 of 3
Trees, shelf fungi and a root cavern full of cedar bog water soup (or maybe potion <|:^] .·₊˚⚘.𐐪𐑂˚₊·.)
I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday season! ⋆⍋*.˚₊·
No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!
I’m going to cry 😂😂
Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden. But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.
Very smart move there advertising script writers.
This is so wholesome
was that last dude a frikkin Jedi
In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census. Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers. An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists. We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option. (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)
So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.
OP’s typo mislead me so hard, I was wondering when LAMPS where gonna get into the picture
I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.
Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open
I love this post so I made a thing.
World Heritage Post
everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown
memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin
“on july 24th, 2011- the first day that same sex marriage was legal in new york state, particia cronin and deborah kass got married. that same year the marble ‘memorial to a marriage’ was replaced with a bronze version. rainwater pools in the space between their two sculpted bodies, and falling leaves catch on the metal in the autumn. the two women sleep peacefully through snow and ice, and the scorching days of summer. over time the hands of cemetery visitors will wear down the bronze, burnishing it into a smooth shine. one day this will mark the final resting place of the two women. and someday people will have to remember that there was a time, long ago, when this was a memorial to a marriage that two women never thought they’d have.”
- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast
For those curious:
Here’s the real-life couple in 2019 💖
happy 20th anniversary (nov 3, 2002) to patricia cronin’s marble sculpture that furthered art, advocacy, and lesbian breakdowns everywhere
In Irish, “December” is “Mí na Nollag” which is literally “The Month of Christmas” so I feel completely culturally justified in treating today like the beginning of one long holiday, honestly.
In scottish gaelic its ‘an Dubhlachd’ which effectively means the blackness and i feel like this is one of the fundamental differences between irish and scottish gaelic.
In Welsh it’s “Mis Rhagfyr/rhagfyr” which literally just means “foreshortening (month)” as in the days are short in this month.
Which I think is exactly halfway between the beautiful cheer of gaeilge & the existential dread of gàidhlig.
best thing about this election cycle is republicans losing and the second best thing is republicans trying to explain why
big shoutout to gen z and the parents of gen z who did not take them to hooters as children
Reading this tweet without even attempting to interpret it. Just basking in it
was about to point out that this is obviously a bit and you can’t trust the blue check anymore but nope
real, not purchased verification, and:
ALT
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real tweet
bizarre!
Btw I did a search and this guy has over 30 posts about hooters most of which were made in the last few days
the way he refers to himself as Alpha Male
Aquatar Water Park, Qatar
People enter and the only thing that comes out the bottom is gelatinized gore
this looks like a PS1 Final Fantasy background
You enter the top and come out the bottom in 2-3 business days
howl’s moving large hadron collider
Let me make one thing extremely fucking clear
Live. Laugh. Love♡
looks like a party to me
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this is a legitimate problem in robotics.
like, if you're a bomb disposal guy and your team has a cool bomb-disposal robot which you've given a cutesy name to, you may hesitate to put that robot in harm's way, which is NOT OPTIMAL in the bomb-disposing field.
it also doesn't help if you hold funerals for the robots after they get exploded (this happens pretty regularly).
anyway nobody has worked out how to stop humans from pack-bonding with literally inanimate objects and they probably never will. (like even knowing it's a problem, I *still* think those EOD robots deserve funerals).
so was no one was gonna tell me that the painting saturn devouring his son was found painted directly onto the walls of the artist’s home after he died and that it may not even be depicting the greek legend, that’s just the most common interpretation??????
hello????
Not only was it painted on the wall of his house, it was painted on the wall of his dinning room.
Like imagine you go over to your boy's house for dinner and that's across from you while you eat. Like would you say something or just
Francisco de Goya's Black Paintings are fucking nuts. Like if you look at Goya's other work, there's plenty of darkness, after all, one of his his other most famous paintings, The Third Of May 1808, depicts a firing squad executing innocent civilians during the Peninsular Wars.
He also did an entire series called The Disasters Of War, which were stark presentations of the brutality of war. Goya understood violence. Understood that deep dark part of us that comes out when we are engaged in battle with a foreign power, or even with our own country. His artwork prior to the Black Paintings contains plenty of dark, powerful imagery... But that wasn't all Goya was great at. He also painted the Maja.
While I'm using La maja vestida because Tumblr will probably have me drawn and quartered if I post La maja desnuda, that one's the important one. It was one of the first Western paintings to depict nudity outside of a religious or mythological context and without negativity. It was an unabashed depiction of the female form without any of the usual artistic justifications of the time. It was also one of the first to depict female pubic hair without negative connotations behind that, since usually pubic hair was only presented in artwork of women seen as "unclean" or "immoral", such as prostitutes. Yes, even back in the day, there was that weird anti-pube thing. Goya just... Painted a nude woman. No justification. Just a nude without any of the usual justification.
He nearly got tried by the Spanish Inquisition over it, albeit in the years their power was waning, but that's a story for another day.
Goya was capable of incredible things. His painting of Manuel Godoy is a brilliant piece of subtle, intricate artistic satire, his painting of Charles IV and his family is flattering without being absurd, still presenting them as people, his fresco Adoration In The Name Of God might just be my favorite religious fresco ever.
Look at this. Holy shit.
And of course there's The Sleep Of Reason Produces Monsters.
Anyway my point is that Goya's artwork was intensely varied, even to the end of his career. One of the man's latest self-portraits (well, self-caricatures) depicts him as an elderly man, thick beard and head of hair, two canes, long robe, and has a single phrase written above him.
"Aun aprendo". I am still learning.
But the Black Paintings are what people know most about Goya, and yeah. I'm with you, the Black Paintings are nuts. They depict the mental state of a man whose mental state was growing darker and darker over the prior three decades.
You see, Goya went deaf because of an unspecified illness. His artwork's increasing darkness following this is often seen as a reflection of his increasing insular, isolated state, the worsening of symptoms such as tinnitus, loss of balance, all led to him becoming more withdrawn. It might've been Ménière's disease. It might've been lead poisoning. We don't know.
What we do know is that Goya proceeded to paint the Black Paintings directly on the walls of his home, the Quinta del Sordo (The House Of The Deaf Man, named that prior to Goya even owning it) due to a conscious decision to withdraw from the public eye following the restoration of the Bourbon monarchy and the rejection of the Spanish constitution of 1812, and started to suppress his own works. The Black Paintings weren't meant to be seen. They were the artwork of a man who saw his country start to turn towards the old, bad ways once again, drifting closer to medievalism than it had previously, at the same time he was becoming more and more isolated due to his deafness, his fear of old age and madness creeping up on him, and so he decided to get his despair out through art. Saturn Devouring His Son might be what we all know, but the Black Paintings are 14 paintings, not just one.
And here are a few of my favorites.
The Dog.
Women Laughing.
Fight With Cudgels.
Witches' Sabbath.
The Fates.
I can't post any more images but I hope you enjoyed this dip into Goya's career and I hope you look into it more deeply yourselves, because there is an incredible amount of power in his work. The Disasters Of War is deeply upsetting even to this day. The man had power behind his art and he knew how to wield it.