convicted cereal murderer

seasoned beef, premium Latin rice, Chipotle sauce, reduced-fat sour cream, and then wrapped up in a grilled quesadilla loaded with melted cheeses. I do burlesque and I really like gay comics. Come at me bro.

[steampunkj-lo]

[steampunkj-lo]

[steampunkj-lo]

[thirddoctor]

Reminder that Buzz Lightyear is canonically a himbo

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

[raevenlywrites]

I cant believe we all decided to love this

But have been sleeping on this

[madeline-kahn]

Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

[owlmylove]

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

[the-ultimatesimp-deactivated202]

[benditlikekorra]

This must have been a deleted scene

[pocmemes]

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

“Pokémom”

[onawhirlwind]

Britney omg why

[cloudfreed]

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

[jin-hikari-deactivated20170429]

[stay-myheartbeatsforlove]

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

[steampunkj-lo]

Yall better fucking educate yourselves. Britney LITERALLY is in the first Pokemon movie soundtrack and is a NOTED anime fan. Pokemon rose to initial fame at the exact same time she did in the late 90s DUH Britney knows what fucking Pokemon is.

[butchlet-rights]

planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is

[butchlet-rights]

me, 10, who will never be the same again:

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

this is my favourite poem ever

[nah010-deactivated20260419]

[dailytwitterposts]

me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*

my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-

me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.

[pi4nobl4ck]

[theawesomeadventurer]

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

[funnyposts]

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

[boartits]

this is the only fucking post on this entire fucking site

[tredlocity]

[golbat]

I have been trying to find this video for like…a whole year

[kadywicker]

the fact that community colleges are seen as less valid and for “stupid” people is a result of classism and in this essay I will-

[kadywicker]

ppl in the tags saying that it’s “genuinely a lesser tier of education because people go there for trades and nursing and thats about it” are just proving that its classism. bc a) no thats absolutely not correct. a good chunk of people that go to community colleges do so to knock out their gen eds at a lower price than they’d be if they went to a four year, then transfer to a four year. and more importantly b) trade professions are not lesser than other professions that take higher degrees. people who go into things that take associates degrees are not “stupid”.

if you think ppl who are too poor to attend a four year university for all four years, or that ppl who are too poor to/don’t want to get their bachelor’s/master’s/doctorate are “stupid” then i have news for you:

thats classism, babe

[yeehawcowbi]

People talk mad shit on trade jobs until they need a water hearter replaced, their whole electrical system reworked, or their car fixed

[midvalkyrie]

[catchymemes]