Steddie Shit

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[steddieshouldmakeout]

Lucas: I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!

Steve: Well i didn't sign up to being a mother of 6 teenagers but here we are.

Dustin: *eating lunch Steve made* You're not my mother though.

Dustin:

Dustin: Ok so you're kind of my mother.

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Jason: I could kill you, if i wanted to, freak.

Eddie: Yeah? So could another human being.

Jason:

Eddie: So could a dog.

Jason:

Eddie: So could a dedicated duck.

Jason:

Eddie: You aren't special Jason.

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Steve: What do you think Eddie will do for a distraction?

Dustin: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what i would do.

*building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Dustin: ... or he could do that.

Steve: *speechless*

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Eddie: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Mike: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Max: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Dustin: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Steve: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Dustin: *out of nowhere* Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.

Steve: Sure they are.

Dustin: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Steve: Okay...

Dustin: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake.

Steve:

Dustin: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Steve: *crying* Dustin, please stop.

Eddie and Robin: *fascinated* No, continue, please.

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Eddie: I think i have a midlife crisis.

Wayne: You can't have a midlife crisis, Eddie, you're 10.

Eddie: *dies at 20*

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Steve: Why- WHY did you give Dustin a KNIFE?!

Eddie: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Steve: Now I feel unsafe!

Eddie: I'm sorry.

Eddie: ... would you like a knife?

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Eddie: *unable to sleep* Dustin, what time is it?

Dustin: I don't know, hand me that recorder.

Dustin: *plays recorder*

Steve: Who the FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM??!!!

Dustin: It's 2 am.

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Eddie: Hey.

Steve: Hey.

Eddie: I can't sleep.

Steve: I can.

Eddie:

Steve: Goodnight.

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Lucas: How dumb do they think we are?

Dustin: Sometimes Steve leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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Steve: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Eddie: *not looking up* Myxine Circifrons.

Steve:

Steve: Fsh.

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Robin: Okay, all right, so let's hear about the kiss. Was it like... was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, 'I gotta have you now' kind of thing?

Steve: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then we just sort of sunk into it.

Robin: Okay. So, was he holding you? Or were his hands, like, on your back?

Steve: No, actually. First they were... they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.

Robin: Awww!

*meanwhile*

Eddie: And, uh, and then i kissed him.

Dustin: Tongue?

Eddie: Yeah.

Dustin: Cool.

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Steve: There's no i in team but there's one in pizza.

Eddie: So you're not going to share.

Steve: I'm not going to share.

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Robin: How are we going to defeat Vecna?

Steve: I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.

Eddie: I'm pretty sure i'm the hot one.

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Steve: What's a thot?

Max: It's a thoughtful person.

*later at the dinner table*

Eddie: Here's the salt, Stevie.

Steve: Thanks Eds, you're such a thot!

Eddie: *spits out water*

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Eddie: Here you are Stevie, nice hot cup of coffee.

Steve: Oh, it's cold.

Eddie: Nice cup of coffee.

Steve: It's horrible!

Eddie: Cup of coffee.

Steve: I'm not even sure it is coffee.

Eddie: Cup.

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Steve: I broke one of Eddie's figurines. How long do i have left?

Dustin: Ten.

Steve: Ten what?

Mike: Nine.